Jamie and Fortch in the Betamax Dungeon

160. "Right, I'm in the box." From the blue mist emerges old friend and silent partner of the podcast, Igor. He's brought moonshine and a large ornate pipe, stuffed with a rough shag. He and Jamie drink and smoke, dance and laugh amongst the rubble and destruction. Foolishly gleeful, in the face of their own impending doom... Last episode then folks. Last episode EVER! Seriously, we're never doing anymore. Ever. We're never ever doing anymore. It would be good to go out with a bang, but unfortunately, we're talking about Tusk, so it's more of a whimper. For the final time then, this podcast contains swearing and drunken opinions that could possibly irritate or offend. Thank you, sincerely, for listening. Goodnight humanity, wherever you are.#tusk #clowninacornfield

158. "The collateral damage in this film is so breath taking." Sad news listeners. Last month, after a particularly vivid, cheese fever dream, Jamie entered the lower bowels of the dungeon. As fore told in his dream, he discovered a brick, marked with a witchy sigil. In a daze, he foolishly removed this brick, only for the entire, ancient structure of the Betamax Dungeon to come crashing down around his ears. Like a giant game of jenga, but with bone crushing, cyclopean blocks. Jamie remains trapped in the rubble. No one is looking for him, and the gentle breeze seems to whisper the haunting refrain; "Lenore." Its probably, definitely the end of the podcast. There were a few old episodes left in the archives however, hope you enjoy them. Thank you for listening. As ever, forever, this podcast contains swearing and drunken opinions that could possibly offend or irritate.#hardboiled #theblackphone

156. "It makes me think of puking up at Christmas." Hiya listeners, welcome, this time round it's a mighty maim feature presentation. The dungeon doofs are talking about 80s, horror-comedy classic; An American Werewolf In London. Stay off the moors. Beware the moon. As ever, forever, this podcast contains swearing and drunken opinions that could possibly irritate or offend. Let's hope you find something about it redeeming, if you do, why not like and share this podcast? thanks hairy face!#anamericanwerewolfinlondon

154. "Was there a scrawl?" Hello space opera fans, please join us, for another spectacular maim feature episode of the Betamax Dungeon! This week, the dungeon boneheads tackle the thoroughly unspectacular; Starcrash, from 1978. It's an Italian Star Wars rip off, with the Hoff in it, and a spaceship shaped like a hand, what could possibly go wrong? As ever, forever, this podcast contains swearing and drunken opinions and people shouting "Stella!", that could possibly irritate or offend. Let's hope you find something about it endearing, if you do, why not like, share or leave a comment? Thanks dunge heads.#starcrash #phantomthread

152. "I shouldn't have showed her the tooth." Happy Halloween dunge heads! Butternut squash was the gourd I was thinking of! Its the spooky season, so Jamie and Fortch sat down and tried to make sense of Rob Zombie's 31. Which was quite a task, because this movie is kinda senseless. Also this episode, cannibal chat and kinky foot talk. Sorry. As ever, forever, this podcast contains swearing and drunken opinions and creepy clowns that could possibly irritate or offend. Let's hope you find something about it endearing, if you do, why not like and share this podcast? Thanks fiends. Have a jolly Samhain!#robzombie #31

150!!! "Its paper mache tits and a cock, and red paint." It's another mighty milestone in the podcasting world, as the Betamax Dungeon hits 150 episodes. Thank you, dear listener for taking this ramshackle, off kilter, half-assed journey with us. It's been emotional. This week, as is tradition when we reach a significant number, we're doing another iconic movie. A stone cold classic if you will. This week the dungeon boneheads sat down and watched William Friedkin's The Exorcist. As ever, forever, this podcast contains swearing and drunken opinions that could possibly irritate or offend. Let's hope you find something about it redeeming, if you do, why not like and share this podcast? Tell yer friends. Thanks dunge heads, please stick around for the next 150.#theexorcist

148. "It is an aquatic slasher, by the end." Ahoy there land lubbers, hop aboard the good ship Betamax Dungeon as we sail into perilous waters once again! This episode, the dungeon duo thought it was safe to go back in the water, but they were seriously wrong as they get menaced by a melty faced shark in Jaws 2. Also, Mark has been enjoying the Alien TV show. Plus, Jamie drunkenly reveals which TV star he is obsessed with this week. (Apologies) Typically, this podcast contains swearing and DRUNKEN opinions that could possibly irritate or offend. Let's hope you find something about it redeeming, if you do, why not leave a comment or give us a 5 star review? Thanks shark fans!#jaws2 #alien:earth

146. "I wouldn't have it in my house." Greetings ghoulies, thanks for stopping by. This episode was a supposed maim feature edition, focusing on Mike Flanagan's Oculus from 2013. One of the better haunted mirror movies, in which seeing isn't always believing. Unfortunately, the two dungeon morons get distracted and also chat about Together, the new Alien TV series and Stephen King adaptations. As ever, forever, this podcast contains swearing and drunken opinions that could possibly irritate or offend. Let's hope you find something about it endearing, if you do, please leave a comment or recommend us to a friend. Thanks dunge heads!#oculus #alienearth #together

144. "A guy jumps into a cake, because it's raining." Hey listeners, who's up for another thrilling, maim feature episode of the Betamax Dungeon? In this episode, the two dungeon dumbest head into the stench filled sewers of Chicago, in search of a hormone imbalanced giant gator, called Ramon. We're very much in Jaws rip off territory again, but this one was lots of fun, and features a now iconic wedding massacre. Typically, this podcast contains swearing and drunken opinions and stupid voices that could possibly irritate or offend. We really hope you find something redeeming about it, if you do, please leave a comment or recommend us to a friend. Cheers dunge heads!#alligator

142. "He's menacing her with his mandrill." Greetings ghoulies, thanks for entering the dungeon depths! It's maim feature time again, and this week it was Jamie's turn to pick. He choose Clive Barker's Lord of Illusions, a sweaty noir tale of magic and illusion, which features an evil cult, doomed romance and a haunted detective. Mark slipped into a coma. Is there anything of note to this movie? or is it just a big snoozefest? As ever, this podcast contains swearing and drunken opinions and sleepiness that could possibly irritate or offend. Let's hope you find something about it redeeming, if you do, why not leave a comment or share us with a friend? Thanks sleepyhead.#lordofillusions

140. "There was an inkling of me that was like, they better not kill this dog." Look up in the sky listeners! is it a bird? is it a plane? No, its the Betamax Dungeon podcast! Welcome to another chit chat style episode, this time round the dungeon doofs are in summer blockbuster mode. They've both been to the local fleapit to watch the new Superman movie (spoilers) and Jamie has watched the new Jurassic World movie (some spoilers). They also take a moment to discuss some recent trailers. As ever, this podcast contains swearing and drunken opinions that could possibly irritate or offend. Let's hope you find something about it redeeming, if you do, please leave a comment or share with a friend. Thanks loyal dunge heads!#superman #jurassicworldrebirth #poopcruise

138. "Dude, if you fall over now, you will bust a nut." Hello deviants! Out of the dungeon this week, is another one of those chit chat type of episodes. Directionless, you might say. Jamie tells Mark all about 28 Years Later, while avoiding major spoilers. Mark has some more on Greek myth, and the dungeon pays tribute to the late Michael Madsen. As ever, this podcast contains swearing and drunken opinions and Porkins, which some listeners could find offensive or irritating. Let's hope you find something about it redeeming, if you do, why not leave a friendly comment or share us with a friend? Thanks Dunge heads.#28yearslater

136. "I've been listening to about 25 hours of Stephen Fry, whispering things about Greek stuff in my ears." Hello listeners, thanks for stopping by the dungeon once again. Its another casual chat, round-up type of episode. Jamie has watched a dark comedy from Spain, and a documentary about notorious local killers, Fred and Rose West. Mark has watched the latest offering in the Predator franchise, and been hanging out in his book nook. All this and some comic book chit chat as well. As usual, this podcast contains swearing and drunken opinions that could possibly irritate or offend. Hope you find something about it redeeming, if you do, please leave a comment or follow us on Facebook. Thanks dunge heads!#thecoffeetable #predatorkillerofkillers #exquisitecorpses #greekmyth