Jesus Stole Our Movies
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46: Our Top 10 TV: Patreon Episode 2
Apr 30, 2026
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45: Ferris Bueller's Day Off: Pardon My French
Apr 23, 2026
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44: Watch Along: Tales From The Crypt: Part II
Apr 16, 2026
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43: Harry Potter And The Sorcerers Stone Part II: Shouldn't Have Told You That
Apr 9, 2026
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42: Harry Potter And The Sorcerers Stone: Part I: Feat. Calvin Smith
Apr 2, 2026
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| Date | Episode | Description | Length | ||||||
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| 4/30/26 |  46: Our Top 10 TV: Patreon Episode 2 | this week we're releasing the second episode of our patreon show! we discuss our top 10 favorite shows and why they mean a lot to us! next week, WILLOW! (HOPEFULLY! LOL!) | — | ||||||
| 4/23/26 |  45: Ferris Bueller's Day Off: Pardon My French | We're back with a look at one of Donavon's favorite movies! We discuss why Zak and Donavon BOTH weren't allowed to watch it, and what Christian parents have to say about it. Then, we dive into the classic flick and make fun while breaking it down. Theme: Vampire by Mustard PlugOutro: Come On Elileen by Save Ferris | — | ||||||
| 4/16/26 |  44: Watch Along: Tales From The Crypt: Part II | in this short but sweet episode, Donavon and Zak watch an episode of Tales From The Crypt and invite you to watch along. | — | ||||||
| 4/9/26 |  43: Harry Potter And The Sorcerers Stone Part II: Shouldn't Have Told You That | in this episode Donavon and Zak finish up the film and wrap it up on a note of what's to come and who's visiting. | — | ||||||
| 4/2/26 |  42: Harry Potter And The Sorcerers Stone: Part I: Feat. Calvin Smith | this episode, we're joined by Calvin Smith as we take on the highly controversial film, and have a few words for J.K.Rowling. | — | ||||||
| 3/26/26 |  41: Our Top 10 Movies: Patreon Episode 1 | this episode, we are releasing our very first patreon episode. This way you can see what we do there and you can have some fun that doesn't involve too much triggering church stuff. we Will be back with our regular episodes next week. | — | ||||||
| 3/19/26 |  40: Pokemon: The Series | this episode, we listen to a few sermons about the classic anime, and watch a few episodes to see what all the Christian concern is all about. then we discuss the uses of indoctrination.theme: Vampire by Mustard Plug | — | ||||||
| 3/12/26 |  39: Poltergeist: Part II: This House Is Clean | we conclude our look at the classic horror flick and lose track of the topic a few times.Theme Vampire by Mustard Plug | — | ||||||
| 3/5/26 |  38: Solo Bolo Watch Along: Goosebumps & Eerie Indiana | This episode, we couldnt get our schedules to work out, so we recorded seprate watch alongs. Just to make sure we got you guys something this week. Enjoy! | — | ||||||
| 2/26/26 |  37: Poltergeist: Part I: They're Here | In this episode, Zak watches the Classic film for the first time and Donavon tells us why it's one of his favorites before taking a Christian look at it. | — | ||||||
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| 2/13/26 |  36: Watch Along 5: Buffy The Vampire Slayer: Part II | we're back for another watch along! this time, we finish up the cliffhanger from the last Buffy episode. we watch it's conclusion and get a little silly. theme: Vampire by Mustard Plug | — | ||||||
| 2/5/26 |  35: Turbo: A Power Rangers Movie: Part II Feat. This Fire Podcast | in this episode, we conclude our discussion on the sequel to the Power Rangers Movie. and we FINALLY see some morphing!Theme: Vampire by Mustard Plug | — | ||||||
| 1/29/26 |  34: Turbo: A Power Rangers Movie: Shift Into Turbo Feat. This Fire Podcast | this episode, we are joined by our old friends Steve and Alec from the This Fire Podcast. join us as we get super nerdy and discuss why Christian parents had a problem with the power rangers. again. cuz they just don't stop having problems. Theme: Vampire by Mustard Plug | — | ||||||
| 1/22/26 |  33: Matilda: The Chokey feat. Jesus Unfollower | On this episode, we are joined by Jesus Unfollower himself, Kevin! He brings along the Feel-Good classic and helps us break it down. Also, we get a bit of an origin story of his life in Christianity and his current projects!Theme: Vampire by Mustard Plug | — | ||||||
| 1/8/26 |  32: 3 Ninjas: Rocky Loves Emily | in this episode, we watch and dissect the 90s classic. we also discuss whether or not Christian parents had a problem with the flick.theme: Vampire by Mustard Plug | — | ||||||
| 1/1/26 |  31: Gremlins: No Bright Lights | in this episode, Zak watches the classic for the first time and Donavon breaks down the film. we also discuss how Christians thought they could fight their own gremlins. There's some audio issues in the first couple of minutes, but it levels out. Theme by Mustard Plug | — | ||||||
| 12/24/25 |  30: The Exorcist: Part II: Captain Howdy Feat. Original Sinfluencer | In this episode we conclude our discussion of the film with Joshua and Prez from Original Sinfluencer. We talk about Father Carris being legitimately insane and whether or not Reagans art skills were used to defile statues. Theme: Vampire by Mustard Plug | — | ||||||
| 12/20/25 |  Humbug: A Chick Tract Holiday Reading | join us for our inaugural episode of our chick track masterpiece theater. we've done this for Halloween, but now we are extending to other holidays. we dramatically read in parody the chick tract humbug. as we're joined by guests from American Hysteria podcast, your music saved us podcast and this fire podcast. Plus many others. join us won't you | — | ||||||
| 12/18/25 |  29: The Exorcist: Part I: Pazuzu Feat. Original Sinfluencer | this episode we're joined by special guests Joshua and Prez from the TikTok and Instagram handle " Original Sinfluencer ". in part 1 we discuss the Christian outcries for the movie and our personal experiences with it. Including this being the first time Zak has seen it. then, we get into the beginning of the "Scariest Movie Ever Made". Come back next week for Part 2! where we breakdown the rest of the movie!Theme: Vampire by Mustard Plug | — | ||||||
| 12/11/25 |  28: The Monster Squad: Dynamite Dracula | in this episode, Donavon and Zak watch The Monster Squad for the first time. they discuss why Christians had an issue with the film, and why these little kids are such jerks. Theme: Vampire by Mustard Plug | — | ||||||
| 11/27/25 |  27: Watch Along 4: Buffy The Vampire Slayer | this episode we dive into why Christians didn't enjoy the cult favorite TV show. we also watch the pilot for the 1st time and give our thoughts. and silliness ensues.Theme: Vampire by Mustard Plug | — | ||||||
| 11/20/25 |  26: Who Framed Roger Rabbit?: I'm Just Drawn That Way | In this episode we take a look at the classic film Who Framed Roger Rabbit. We talk about whether it was kept away from kids for religious reasons, or due to it's mature themes. We also discuss classic Detective stories. Theme: Vampire by Mustard Plug | — | ||||||
| 11/13/25 |  25: Small Soldiers: Everything Else Is Is Just A Toy | we're back! this episode we talk all about the gorgonites and the commando elite. from why it was made to make demons less scary to kids. to why the Gwendy dolls were terrifying. | — | ||||||
| 10/28/25 |  CHICK TRACT PARODY RADIO PLAY 2025: Here, Kitty Kitty! | we're back with our yearly tradition of lampooning another Chick Tract comic. We have guests Clifton from Your Music Saved Us and Hotdog Montana (Hannah) from TikTok. Follow along as 4 kids attempt to sacrifice a kitty to the dark lord. Or will they be stopped in time? | — | ||||||
| 9/11/25 |  24: The Breakfast Club Feat. Scott Okamoto | in this episode we are joined by special guest and author Scott Okamoto. We discuss the Christian viewpoint on the breakfast club, and Scott's Gen x connection to the John Hughes classic. did you know that this movie was a prequel to the Power Rangers? maybe... ok, not really. theme song performed by the band mustard plug. | — | ||||||
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