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THIS WEEK ON THE J6POD... Andrew joins Bob finally after 4 weeks of ducking him to discuss his season up until this point as well as the enjoyment we're getting from watching the Zellis be only so-so through the first quarter of the season for once. Also Bob tells of his follies in mountain biking and his fear of Jason's team.ALSO we do the Weekly Challenge live! It's another boring pick sadly, but at least we're getting them off the board early!

What's it going to be for Week 4????

What will the Challenge be this week!?!?!?!

THIS WEEK ON THE J6POD... Come join Matt and Lou in Bob's new totally real and not AI generated, high tech studio.... (Not Really) Sponsored by Riverside Podcasting! We discuss all of the heartbreaking villainy enacted by the Lou Zelli Cartel this past week and also how Andrew and Jason can stop their reign of Fantasy Terror in its tracks! A new Suno Song is still coming. I'm having trouble getting it to replicate a good Santa voice though. We'll see if I get it out before Christmas.

THIS WEEK ON THE J6POD... Abandoned by Lou and Andrew after temperatures and tempers flared during threeway trade negotiations this week, Bob must press on with the Pod! He's joined this week by the Winningest Zelli in 2024 season: Johnny! Later there's your standard guerilla call in by Pete, but with the surprise addition of Kevin making his 2024 podcast debut! And speaking of debuts, JSP AI Productions gives us that sweet taste of the newest hotness on the block with the boy band "The Bad Beat Boys" and their hit new single "Bob Wanted That Trade (Threeway Fantasy)". I'll admit I'm pretty proud of this one considering I fully wrote the lyrics and did a fairly decent job of mimicing 90's/2000's boy band song structure. And then Suno just crushed it again. Anyway, there's the primary version in the beginning and then a B track version at the end... ENJOY! Intro/Track A/Prime version: ⁠Bob Wanted That Trade (Threeway Fantasy)⁠ Outro/Track B version: ⁠Bob Wanted That Trade (Threeway Fantasy)⁠ -- Lyrics -- [Verse - Bobby, Louis & Drew] Well hello there boys, I know this might sound wild Bobby's got this need for trading - threeway style While I yearn for the burn of your fire receivers, Louis (Ohhhh Really?) I know alone I can't unlock their fury (You'd need some help?) well the news is I know who's appendage is raised by my RBs, well Drew's is (BOING) [Verse - Louis, Bobby] Well at first I thought I'd keep my rock hard roster steady (So Committed) But your package has me wondering if it's playoff ready (It's So Big) Bobby's eyes look at my receivers with that hot desire (Oooooooo Ja'Marr) It's making my heart skip, ohhh I think we should hurry and retire (MMM HMMM) Maybe we should get in bed with him Drew, then threeway conspire (Let's do it!) [Chorus - All] We’re trading our hearts in Joe Six Pack Three minds aligned we can't turn back For this fantasy you've gotta make your move To join this threeway our hearts must approve One thing we know to be no ruse, Bob wanted that trade. (Ooooo Ooooo Ooooo) [Verse - Drew, Bobby & Louis] You're both convincing me, I'm considering getting risky (YES OH YES) This threeway seduction is making my players frisky (YES COME TO US) That workhorse stud Kyren makes my pants grow so tight (YOU KNOW YOU WANT IT) But your combined enthusiasm makes me worry, I just might (WE'D NEVER HURT YOU) Fear what will happen to me when we turn out the lights (NO NO COME BACK, DREW!) [Chorus - All] Are we trading our hearts in Joe Six Pack? Three minds once aligned, but Drew's turning his back For this fantasy you've gotta make your move To join this threeway all hearts must approve One thing we know to be no ruse, Bob wanted that trade. (Ooooo Ooooo Ooooo) [Bridge - Bobby] I need this trade, without Godwin, now more than ever My team depends on this Godly threeway endeavor I'll even kick in Aubrey, Drew, if you'll let us have this sexy thrill Why can't you just accept our offer of love slurry fill? Don't cock block us now, Drew, when we're edging on the kill [Chorus - All] We were trading hearts in Joe Six Pack But one mind resigned, we can't talk him back For this fantasy Drew's gonna block your move To join this threeway Drew's heart won't approve One thing we know to be no ruse, Bob REALLY wanted that trade. (Ooooo Ooooo Ooooo no no no no) [Outro - Bobby] Damn you Drew, I was so close to finishing too!

THIS WEEK ON THE J6POD... Andrew and Lou once again join Bob to discuss all your standard Fantasy football stuff. Also Bob starts experimenting with AI music generation. This is only the beginning....

THIS WEEK ON THE J6POD... PART 2 of The Clown and The Commish... Matt and Louie are ambushed by an unexpected, dark presence... who then finds himself in the crosshairs of a certain congressional select committee at the end of the episode.  DON'T MISS IT!!!  Oh also we talk about Fantasy Football.

Peter, Lou, Andrew + Matt, Luke, Bob Talk Week 8, Waivers, Standings, and Preview the Week 9 Action

Peter shows up late to host Shaun, Bob, and Matt for a spicy recap of their head to head matchups in week 5 as well as rampant unfounded speculation as to what to expect this week 6.

Peter's back to host the worst coast, Bob + Matt + Luke to discuss week 3 results, wavier wire overbidding, and what's in store for us in week 4 (ie. hopefully another Bob loss).

Review how the Auction Draft went down, discuss team by team results, then a look ahead at week one matchups, renaming one of our divisions, and our division winner predictions, plus Eagles/Falcons predicted scores. Strap in for an hour long pod with Pete, Bob, Matt, Lou, Andrew, and Shaun (half the league!) talking Joe-Six-Pack's 10th Anniversary Fantasy League Season.