
Batch 307: PRRRTing in the Wind
From Malt Couture by DontDrinkBeer
February 12, 2026 · 2h 21m · Episode 307
About this episode
The episode features a return to traditional beer ranking methods while discussing various craft beers and related news.
Returning to their old way of ranking beers, Alex's video game and Stephen's wrestling rating systems are back for this batch's motley lineup of beers. Bell's Brewery's Hopslam finally makes it on the show. A throwback to the IBU Wars, Three Floyds Arctic Panzer Wolf, takes the Malty Boyz ™ back to the mid-2000s. Alex's leather jacket-gate inspires a massive collaboration with Barreled Souls Grifter and Friends strong ale. Then a Drekker's smoothie sour has Alex struggling to wrap his head around... well, craft beer. In the Beer News, Midnight Sun shutters an iconic taproom location while a bear poop fueled press release makes the rounds through the press. To get involved with the "Life" International Barleywine Collab , click the link for info about the recipe, BSG discount, and links to help raise awareness of colon cancer. If you'd like to make a direct donation to help support Alex, head over to his GoFundMe . For more info about colon cancer and to help support the fight against it check out the Colon Cancer Foundation. Head to our Patreon for weekly exclusive content . Get the Malt Couture Officially Licensed T-shirt. Follow DontDrinkBeer on Instagram and Twitter
People in this episode
Hosts: Alex, Stephen
Topics covered
- beer ranking
- craft beer
- beer news
- collaboration
- colon cancer awareness
Keywords
- beer
- Hopslam
- craft beer
- colon cancer
- Drekker's
- Three Floyds
- Midnight Sun
Mentioned in this episode
Organizations: Bell's Brewery, Three Floyds, Barreled Souls, Midnight Sun, Colon Cancer Foundation, GoFundMe
Products: Hopslam, Arctic Panzer Wolf, Grifter and Friends, Drekker's smoothie sour
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