Midlife Heresy: A Warhammer Podcast

Today, we are launching the ultimate Exterminatus. No fixes. No balance dataslates. No "maybe they'll get better in the next Codex." We are permanently deleting one faction, one unit, one legendary hero, one rule, and one toxic hobby practice from existence. Forever.Will the T'au get binned? Is Guilliman heading back to his stasis pod permanently? And which one of us is about to lose our hobby license for our take on unpainted armies?And once you're done screaming at your headphones, we want to hear from you. If you could permanently delete one thing from the hobby—a faction, unit, hero, rule, or hobby trend—what is going in your personal incinerator? Drop a comment and let us know!

...the Audience Strikes Back...Normally on this podcast, we complain about rules updates, grey plastic, and hobbying challenges in the midlife. But today, we’re doing something radical: being positive. We’re taking an episode to read out the incredibly kind messages and reviews left by you, the listeners.

Today, Midlife Heresy commits the ultimate midlife sin: competence. For our very first guest episode, we’re joined by the masterminds behind Black Mantle to discuss how grown adults end up spending their precious evening hours edge-highlighting tiny plastic shoulders. We dive deep into hobby origin stories, confront our collective Piles of Shame, and ask the hard-hitting questions: Are airbrushes essential tools or just expensive propaganda? Why does everyone secretly want to drink the paint water? Plus, Matt and Lucas pitch some groundbreaking (and deeply unhinged) new product ideas, including an alarm system designed to save your £30 brush from a caffeine-induced death. Grab a beverage, hide your grey plastic, and join the heresy.

Grab your Rosette and prepare to judge, because this week we’re playing Inquisitor with the hobby we love/hate. From the mortal sin of "Tactical Grey" armies to the questionable morality of chasing the meta, we’re ruling on what’s acceptable in the 41st Millennium and what deserves a viral orbital bombardment.Is 3D printing a whole army a crime against the Golden Throne? Is canceling a game because your kid has a fever a valid excuse, or just low-tier cowardice? We’re settling the arguments that ruin friendships, break gaming groups, and make your spouse wonder why you own 4,000 points of unpainted plastic.

This week, we’re tackling the terrifying prospect of Henry Cavill finally bringing the 41st Millennium to the silver screen. Is the world ready for a multi-million dollar budget dedicated to space-fascists and self flagellation? Can Hollywood resist the urge to give a Chaos Cultist a quirky redemption arc, humorous quips and a "relatable" backstory?

In this episode of Midlife Heresy, Matt and Lucas dive deep into the gene-vaults to examine the twenty extraordinary sons of the Emperor: The Primarchs.The two brothers discuss the impending sibling betrayal, nature vs. nurture, how their homeworlds shaped them, and most importantly - The Ultimate Dinner Party. We decide which Primarch we’d actually invite over for Sunday roast. Who’s up for a chat, and who’s going to break the dining room table and kill the cat?

“You’re nineteen, the sky is on fire, and you’re the only thing standing between a nightmare and your home. All you have is a lasgun, a spade and the soldier next to you.”In this episode of Midlife Heresy, we explore the "Wall of Guns"—the Imperial Guard. In a universe filled with genetically engineered gods and literal demons, why is it the ordinary, fragile human soldier that captures our imagination as we get older in Warhammer 40k?We’re moving past the "cool factor" of Space Marines to discuss the emotional weight of being a reluctant survivor in a cosmic nightmare. From the industrial tragedy of the trenches to the legendary grit of figures like Commissar Yarrick and Ciaphas Cain, we ask if the Guard’s courage is more meaningful precisely because they can feel fear.

In this episode we discuss our return to Warhammer 40k after over 20 years. We talk about what brought us back, what's different in the modern 40k universe, and what we love about being back in the grimdark future.We also discuss how the lore, models and community have evolved - and whether Warhammer is better now than it was back then.If you're thinking about getting back into Warhammer 40k, or you've recently returned, this one is for you.