BONUS: “Wet the baby’s head”

BONUS: “Wet the baby’s head”

From Never Have I Ever with Joel Dommett & Hannah Cooper by Global

April 22, 2026 · 24 min · Season 1

About this episode

Hannah and Joel discuss preparations for the arrival of Hannah's baby, including hospital food preferences and the origins of the phrase 'wet the baby's head'.

This might be the last episode of the podcast before the baby arrives, at which point Hannah and Joel will be a little busy... so they certainly made the most of this one! Hannah details the specific Five Guys order she wants delivered to her in hospital, post-birth (which sounds like it'll be followed relatively swiftly by vino with the girls) - hope you were taking notes Joel! We also discover the origins of the phrase “wet the baby’s head”, historically used as an excuse for men to get on the lash after 9 long months of watching their wives create a human child. Again, hope you were paying attention Mr Dommett! Email: Hello@NeverEverPod.com Instagram: @NeverEverPod TikTok: @nevereverpod This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

People in this episode

Hosts: Hannah, Joel Dommett

Topics covered

  • parenthood
  • comedy
  • baby preparation
  • cultural phrases
  • hospital experience

Keywords

  • baby
  • hospital
  • Five Guys
  • wet the baby's head
  • parenthood
  • comedy
  • Hannah
  • Joel Dommett

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Organizations: Never Have I Ever with Joel Dommett & Hannah Cooper, Five Guys

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