OFMD Podfics by Littlefingies

Chapter 8/8 - this podfic is now complete! Strawberry Sweet by CommunionNimrod and pan_od_torturAn Our Flag Means Death fanfictionRead by Littlefingies Rating: Explicit, no archive warnings apply Link to original work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/57478858/chapters/146237350 Littlefingies on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/littlefingies/works Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet Summary: Stede grew up on a farmhouse with his parents—his mother’s pride and joy—but after she passed, his father saw no reason to “waste their lives” and relocated them to a larger city. Now, decades later, his father has carked it and Stede is finally free to seek out the life he wants. With his divorce to Mary set in motion, Stede moves back to the same farm, hoping to start over. Problem is, he certainly has no idea how to be a proper farmer. Fortunately for him, his neighbor Ed Teach is also a farmer, and an incredibly experienced one at that. Ed seems more than happy to show him the ropes, as well as offer him genuine friendship. Stede doesn’t expect to also fall for him like a ton of bricks. Now, not only does he have to figure out how to successfully navigate his new life, but also grapple with the feelings whirling inside of him without chasing Ed away. Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Alternate Universe - Farm/Ranch, fast burn, Inspired by Stardew Valley, POV Stede Bonnet, Reverse Big Bang Challenge, Minor Black Pete/Lucius Spriggs, Minor Garlic Soup, Stede Bonnet is Trying His Best, No Angst, Fluff, Fluff and Smut, SO MUCH FLUFF, we're talking surrounded by clouds levels of fluff, harvesting crops as a love language, Mary Allamby Bonnet & Stede Bonnet Friendship, Anal Sex, Blow Jobs, Outdoor Sex, Frottage, Anal Fingering, Masturbation, these horny bitches be switches /aff, strawberries as a metaphor for love, also an homage to Bill & Frank iykyk Credits: Cover art by Ram, embedded in fic. Find Ram here: https://bsky.app/profile/panodtortur.bsky.socialFeaturing music from Stardew Valley

Chapter 6/8 - We're all caught up with the remaster, this podfic chapter is brand new! Strawberry Sweet by CommunionNimrod and pan_od_torturAn Our Flag Means Death fanfiction.Read by Littlefingies Rating: Explicit, no archive warnings apply Link to original work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/57478858/chapters/146237350 Littlefingies on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/littlefingies/works Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet Summary: Stede grew up on a farmhouse with his parents—his mother’s pride and joy—but after she passed, his father saw no reason to “waste their lives” and relocated them to a larger city. Now, decades later, his father has carked it and Stede is finally free to seek out the life he wants. With his divorce to Mary set in motion, Stede moves back to the same farm, hoping to start over. Problem is, he certainly has no idea how to be a proper farmer. Fortunately for him, his neighbor Ed Teach is also a farmer, and an incredibly experienced one at that. Ed seems more than happy to show him the ropes, as well as offer him genuine friendship. Stede doesn’t expect to also fall for him like a ton of bricks. Now, not only does he have to figure out how to successfully navigate his new life, but also grapple with the feelings whirling inside of him without chasing Ed away. Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Alternate Universe - Farm/Ranch, fast burn, Inspired by Stardew Valley, POV Stede Bonnet, Reverse Big Bang Challenge, Minor Black Pete/Lucius Spriggs, Minor Garlic Soup, Stede Bonnet is Trying His Best, No Angst, Fluff, Fluff and Smut, SO MUCH FLUFF, we're talking surrounded by clouds levels of fluff, harvesting crops as a love language, Mary Allamby Bonnet & Stede Bonnet Friendship, Anal Sex, Blow Jobs, Outdoor Sex, Frottage, Anal Fingering, Masturbation, these horny bitches be switches /aff, strawberries as a metaphor for love, also an homage to Bill & Frank iykyk Credits: Cover art by Ram, embedded in fic. Find Ram here: https://bsky.app/profile/panodtortur.bsky.socialFeaturing music from Stardew Valley

Chapter 4/8 - Remastered and with new music! Strawberry Sweet by CommunionNimrod and pan_od_torturAn Our Flag Means Death fanfiction.Read by Littlefingies Rating: Explicit, no archive warnings apply Link to original work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/57478858/chapters/146237350 Littlefingies on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/littlefingies/works Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet Summary: Stede grew up on a farmhouse with his parents—his mother’s pride and joy—but after she passed, his father saw no reason to “waste their lives” and relocated them to a larger city. Now, decades later, his father has carked it and Stede is finally free to seek out the life he wants. With his divorce to Mary set in motion, Stede moves back to the same farm, hoping to start over. Problem is, he certainly has no idea how to be a proper farmer. Fortunately for him, his neighbor Ed Teach is also a farmer, and an incredibly experienced one at that. Ed seems more than happy to show him the ropes, as well as offer him genuine friendship. Stede doesn’t expect to also fall for him like a ton of bricks. Now, not only does he have to figure out how to successfully navigate his new life, but also grapple with the feelings whirling inside of him without chasing Ed away. Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Alternate Universe - Farm/Ranch, fast burn, Inspired by Stardew Valley, POV Stede Bonnet, Reverse Big Bang Challenge, Minor Black Pete/Lucius Spriggs, Minor Garlic Soup, Stede Bonnet is Trying His Best, No Angst, Fluff, Fluff and Smut, SO MUCH FLUFF, we're talking surrounded by clouds levels of fluff, harvesting crops as a love language, Mary Allamby Bonnet & Stede Bonnet Friendship, Anal Sex, Blow Jobs, Outdoor Sex, Frottage, Anal Fingering, Masturbation, these horny bitches be switches /aff, strawberries as a metaphor for love, also an homage to Bill & Frank iykyk Credits: Cover art by Ram, embedded in fic. Find Ram here: https://bsky.app/profile/panodtortur.bsky.socialFeaturing music from Stardew Valley Link to this chapter to see the art: https://archiveofourown.org/works/57478858/chapters/146660089

Chapter 2/8 - Remastered and featuring updated music! Strawberry Sweet by CommunionNimrod and pan_od_torturAn Our Flag Means Death fanfiction.Read by Littlefingies Rating: Explicit, no archive warnings apply Link to original work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/57478858/chapters/146237350 Littlefingies on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/littlefingies/works Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet Summary: Stede grew up on a farmhouse with his parents—his mother’s pride and joy—but after she passed, his father saw no reason to “waste their lives” and relocated them to a larger city. Now, decades later, his father has carked it and Stede is finally free to seek out the life he wants. With his divorce to Mary set in motion, Stede moves back to the same farm, hoping to start over. Problem is, he certainly has no idea how to be a proper farmer. Fortunately for him, his neighbor Ed Teach is also a farmer, and an incredibly experienced one at that. Ed seems more than happy to show him the ropes, as well as offer him genuine friendship. Stede doesn’t expect to also fall for him like a ton of bricks. Now, not only does he have to figure out how to successfully navigate his new life, but also grapple with the feelings whirling inside of him without chasing Ed away. Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Alternate Universe - Farm/Ranch, fast burn, Inspired by Stardew Valley, POV Stede Bonnet, Reverse Big Bang Challenge, Minor Black Pete/Lucius Spriggs, Minor Garlic Soup, Stede Bonnet is Trying His Best, No Angst, Fluff, Fluff and Smut, SO MUCH FLUFF, we're talking surrounded by clouds levels of fluff, harvesting crops as a love language, Mary Allamby Bonnet & Stede Bonnet Friendship, Anal Sex, Blow Jobs, Outdoor Sex, Frottage, Anal Fingering, Masturbation, these horny bitches be switches /aff, strawberries as a metaphor for love, also an homage to Bill & Frank iykyk Credits: Cover art by Ram, embedded in fic. Find Ram here: https://bsky.app/profile/panodtortur.bsky.socialFeaturing music from Stardew Valley

Never Shall We Die by nocturneequuisAn Our Flag Means Death fanfictionRead by Littlefingies Selections from Chapter 5 - Abridged for audio (collab between author + podficcer) Rating: Explicit, Creator chose not to use archive warnings Link to original work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/38614536/chapters/96531126 Littlefingies on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/littlefingies/works Author Summary: Every happy ending has a beginning. Before the famous Blackbeard, before the romance with a certain Gentleman Pirate, Edward Teach was a young waif, thirteen years old, blood on his hands and the life at sea as a pirate his only escape. Life under the clever but cold Ben Hornigold isn't easy, and less so for the youngest member of the crew who can't seem to stay out of trouble. It takes all of Edward's wit, cunning, and sheer tenacity just to survive, let alone find his own way in the world full of people who want to keep him in his place. Never Shall We Die is an epic story full of adventure and freedom, wild joy, crushing despair, friends, enemies, mentors and lovers... Watch as Edward Teach grows from a boy to a man, discovering himself and honing his skills to become the greatest pirate the world has ever known. Tags: Backstory, semi-realistic, Minor Violence, Young Edward, Jack being a dick, hornigold, cw: blood, cw: dark, a canonical exploration, Angst and Humor, edward teach being an absolute menace, edward teach being an absolute badass, Edward Teach inspiring everyone to love and hate him at the same time, As you do, young!Ed, young!Jack, Period-Typical Racism, Period-Slavery, cw: drug use Credits:- Cover photo: https://unsplash.com/@gustavo0351- Music: Kua Tipa Ra - Maori Lullaby, performed by Justine Wheeler & Louise Raven-Tiemele https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZwc3PptKeo- Intro/Outro: The Bass Singers of TikTok - Hoist The Colours (A Cappella) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhCRK_5P51E

Motivation by FPWoperAn Our Flag Means Death fanfictionRead by Littlefingies Rating: G, No archive warnings apply Link to original: https://archiveofourown.org/works/47507893/chapters/119726113 Littlefingies on AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/littlefingies/works Summary from the author: "A short drabble about Jim realising something about Oluwande." Music Credit: "Here Comes the Sun" by Nina Simone

Chapter 8/8 The Midnight Cafe by Karawrites and DeanbirdAn Our Flag Means Death fanfictionRead by Littlefingies Rating: Mature, no archive warnings apply Link to chapter art: https://archiveofourown.org/works/57516604/chapters/146758879 Link to original work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/57516604/chapters/146339422 Littlefingies on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/littlefingies/works Cafe ambiance includes Fade Into You by Mazzy Star Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet Summary: Novelist Ed Teach, author of The Art of Fuckery, doesn’t expect to bump into a fan when he joins the host of regulars at The Midnight Cafe. Worse, Stede Bonnet doesn’t seem to realise who he is.“Eight chapters, eight romance tropes. One swoonworthy ride.” - The Revenge Times“Percolated perfection of love and joy. A sweet treat for your eyeballs.” - SJ Publishing“It’s fine, I guess, if you like two-person love triangles.” - Nigel Badminton, Critic Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Meet-Cute, Coffee Shops, Famous Author Edward Teach, Fan Stede Bonnet, Slow Burn, Idiots in Love, Mild Angst, Two Person Love Triangle, Deep Introspection Upon The Nature of Writing, Miscommunication, Angst with a Happy Ending