Old Harrieds: Two Married Dorks Talk Various Movies

Oh, the perfect experience of a horror sequel that kicks as much ass as the original. Delicious.

Apparently, this one split the fans a bit. We're on the side of digging it.

Who needs proper puppetry and animatronics when you can have cheap CGI?? Gayle and Sean split on Billy Boyd playing a Dickensian urchin and the whole event is so wonderfully stupid.

Respect to McKenna Grace getting a producer credit. May as well get paid while we roll our eyes so hard they get stuck.

Oh, look, a whole lot of lessons in being careful when you decide how to update a classic. Couple of quick rules: 1) Get a kid who knows how to act using her face and 2) don't make any of the choices that led to David Carradine playing the whole thing the way he did. In short: Oof.

We loved it so much we bumped whatever the previous #3 for this theme was going to be (we can't remember; no glowing green liquids were involved) to watch it a second time so we could make it an episode. Absolutely top-notch work on every level.FYI: We explain at the end of the episode that we'll be off until the first of the year due to life stuff (all good things) but putting it here too, just to get the word out if you read these descriptions.

We sit down with this horror classic to start off a three-parter on feminist horror. This one holds up.

Did you know there was an intentional sequel to the original Wicker Man? We were surprised, too . But it's pretty interesting! There is some truly wild CGI, though. Just prepare yourself.

The movie that birthed folk horror as we know it, which is interesting considering virginity plays a major role in the story. Immaculate horror conception, perhaps? Whatever you want to call it, it's odd and interesting and Christopher Lee is amazing.

To quote the great Tony Randall in this wacky little film: "That wasn't civilized, but it was fun." Everyone is clearly having a great time, and so did we.

There is no half-assing like half-assing because you were threatened into writing a new book so you wouldn't lose the rights to your characters. Also, prepare yourself for more than one rant on how World War 2 is portrayed because Gayle is basically your uncle at the bookstore.

Hannibal goes from an erudite and intriguing serial killer to a guy who has probably sniffed Clarice's shoes and told her. And Clarice goes from a competent and dedicated professional to someone who almost had an affair with a guy you want to punch in the face. It's not good.