Episode Nine: Do You Even Banquet, Bro?

About this episode

Amy and Courtney discuss the events of Riverdale Season One, Chapter Nine, including character developments and plot twists.

Join Amy Clarkin and Courtney Smyth as we discuss RIVERDALE SEASON ONE, CHAPTER NINE: LA GRANDE ILLUSION This week: Archie Andrews is oblivious to being groomed by the Blossoms, Cheryl hits on Riverdale's most eligible DILF, Hermione's subterfuge comes to a head, and Ethel reads a sad personal poem. Join us as Amy expresses some sympathy for Archie's plight and Courtney enlists editor Michael to explain if the guitar Cheryl gifts him is anything special. All this and more on Previously On... Riverdale! Are YOU in the mood for chaos? Support your local Riverdale enthusiasts – buy us a milkshake if you enjoyed the episode! https://ko-fi.com/previouslyonriverdale Hosted by Amy Clarkin and Courtney Smyth Edited by Michael Murphy Original Music by Michael Murphy

People in this episode

Hosts: Amy Clarkin, Courtney Smyth

Topics covered

• Riverdale
• TV reviews
• Character analysis
• Season one recap
• Plot discussion

Keywords

• Riverdale
• Archie Andrews
• Cheryl
• Hermione
• Ethel
• TV review
• podcast

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Books & works: RIVERDALE SEASON ONE, CHAPTER NINE: LA GRANDE ILLUSION

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