Episode 28: Pages 5438 to 5625

About this episode

Episode 28 discusses pages 5438 to 5625 of Homestuck, featuring the Alpha kids and various character developments.

Episode Notes Content warnings: discussions of suicide, fat shaming, loss of agency, mind control, ableism, sexism, bullying, gun violence, substance use, and transphobia. Episode 28 covers pages 5438 to 5625 of Homestuck. In which we return to the Alpha kids briefly, enjoy some Caliborn divergences, and watch Jake put his foot all the way into his mouth at high speeds. Tomorrow is Jane's Birthday and surely nothing can go wrong. (PS we found Calliope so we're better at this than tons of ghosts). Lexia Velika - Host, Former Editor, Designer Ian - Host, Editor Arkzyd - Theme Song Car Crash Sound Effect by u_mgq59j5ayf from Pixabay

Topics covered

• suicide
• fat shaming
• loss of agency
• mind control
• ableism
• sexism
• bullying
• gun violence
• substance use
• transphobia

Keywords

• Homestuck
• Alpha kids
• Caliborn
• Jane's Birthday
• Calliope

Mentioned in this episode

Products: Caliborn, Calliope

Books & works: Homestuck

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