Hemipenes Horror Show

About this episode

The hosts discuss various topics ranging from air purifiers to pets while maintaining a humorous tone.

We came in planning to talk about ranch projects. We left knowing more about boa constrictor reproductive anatomy than we ever asked for. In between: a twenty-minute spiral about whether the air purifier should be on Auto or Pet mode (we never resolved it), a scorpion in the yard that sparked a heated debate about footwear policy, an ants-in-pants story from a vehicle recovery that cannot be unheard, and Mark — who claims to be terrified of snakes — turns out to know an alarming amount about ...

People in this episode

Hosts: Mark, RJ

Topics covered

• air purifiers
• pets
• decision making
• small talk
• humor
• life logic

Keywords

• air purifier
• pets
• scorpions
• decision making
• humor
• life choices

Mentioned in this episode

Places: Ranch, 8-foot boa named Rosie, scorpions

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