I Went to My First HOA Meeting

About this episode

Evan shares his humorous experience attending his first HOA meeting and the absurdities that ensued.

I went to my first HOA meeting… and I think I time-traveled to 1400. This week on Seven Minutes in Evan , I officially entered my mid-30s villain arc: caring about my community, arguing about fences, and almost getting nominated as HOA president against my will. We audit missing HOA money, cosplay medieval peasants, and somehow end up on Shark Week with Michael Phelps racing a CGI shark for custody of his kids.

People in this episode

Host: Evan Lopez

Topics covered

• HOA meetings
• community involvement
• mid-30s
• fences
• time travel
• Shark Week

Keywords

• HOA
• community
• fences
• time travel
• Shark Week
• Michael Phelps
• villain arc

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