Shut the F*** Up Nick Lachey

Weddings galore!! Chelsea's earrings are still a fashion crime, Brett gets a last minute EMERGENCY pants tailoring, and Bliss is wearing her lace floaties. Who will say "yes," who will say "no," and will Daisy manage to get through a whole recording hours after bedtime??

Turns out Chelsea stole Daisy's dream wedding dress. Speaking of Chelsea no one knows why she is with Kwame. Bliss's dad is an emotional tornado, but so is Jackie. Brett and Tiffany are still perfect, which leads to…nothing funny unfortunately. Don't miss Daisy's favorite episode every season! Dress shopping!

Things are getting real. Real rough. Bliss and Zach are...happy. Micah and Paul are...ha...ppy. Chelsea and Kwame are...happy? Marshall and Jackie...are ...there. and Brett and Tiffany are the only thing worth living for. And it's Daisy's favorite episode of every season...suit and dress shopping. Maybe we should cover "say yes to the dress"?

And so we've come to the end of the road 🎵Season Ohio episode 108 (we lost count) gives us a reunion for the ages. Lots of grand Tetons, bad apologies, and shocking revaluations (Bri and DEVO (???) are apparently besties now?). We catch up with past season contestants, some of whom we'd completely forgotten about and some of whom won't let us forget (we get it, Gigi, you had a baby). In the end we're left with one burning question: Ohio. Are you okay??

In episode 11 of season Ohio, Bri yells a bunch of compliments at Connor and then breaks up with him (we think?), Devonte is still a useless sack of turds, and Alex can't think of a single thing to ask his fiancé. Also featured: Robert, the giraffe, ADHD, and Patty realizing her son gets to decide who he's going to marry.

In episode 9 of season Ohio Chris wants a woman who does Pilates, Alex still can't get over the water bottles, and Brittany just wants her fiancé to tell her she's pretty. Ohio men, WHO HURT YOU???

In episode 7 of season Ohio Devonta continues to be a sleepy sack of useless (Christ-like) man-meat, Chris probably has dead bodies buried under the stairs LOL, the only thing sweeter than Christine and Vic is Christine's mom, Melody, and Alex gets fisted with no lube over Eggs Benedict by Papa Paul.

The couples finish up whatever (gestures wildly) THIS IS...and head to Mexico ..eh eh eh eh not so fast Vic and Chrstine get to go to the La Quinta Inn and Suites and the couples start to see they shouldn't be coupled at all....

On today's episode, everyone is fully medicated. We get 2 -- 3? -- cold opens because Ellyn is thirsty. Ellyn calls 2 gays and a Thermos. Daisy calls Kurt... and Monty. Abort mission! Act normal, not horny! Oh right, we're supposed to be talking about Love is Blind. Blahzayblah... Some couples get engaged. Ladies wear questionable shoes. But most importantly: THESE MEN ARE THE WOOOOORSSSSSST! We are all gravely concerned for the women of Ohio if this is the best Netflix could find. How was Chris even able to reach high enough to get that much audacity off the shelf? And who the fuck does Alex think he is? Daisy is going to write a strongly worded letter to Mr. Netflix, and Ellyn is going to submit an expense report to GBC for her anxiety meds.

OH!! IO!!! In episode one of season... Ohio (The Artist Formerly Known as Season 10), we meet a lot of guys who look exactly alike. The women are WAY over-qualified (if not therapized). Daisy calls HR on Ellyn. And Emma wants to go deep, but not that deep, because everything gives her "THE ICK!"

The couples are going back home to their GRAYGE apartments (and their phones). Will Bliss give Zack another chance? Will Tiffany throw Brett out with the bathwater?? Will Paul and Micah ever stop fucking (will they ever START fucking?)?? Will Chelsea be okay moving out of her Barbie Dream Apartment™? Will Marshall continue to be the King of All Men? Will Irina stop being a dried-up old house plant you forgot to water and is now just a reminder of everything wrong with life? All this AND MORE on STFU Season 4, Episode... six?

In season four, episode four, we're off to Mexico for all the fucking! Now that Micah knows what Kwame looks like, she back-peddles about their breakup and starts badmouthing Chelsea, who wants nothing more than Kwame's dick and some chips and guac Kwame is so BESOTTED with Micah that he completely forgets to get Chelsea chips and guac Paul can't stop looking at Irena's underboob Irina is a terrible friend to Micah and starts lusting over Paul... although truth be told, Micah doesn't seem to care, because she was getting ready to become even cuntier (see the next bullet) Micah continues to get even cuntier if you can believe it, and is disrespectful to several people at once when she tells Kwame to take a shot for a "failed proposal" and Kwame - under the spell of Micah's hair extensions - gets over it really quickly Chelsea showed incredible restraint and just left and went back to the hotel room (presumably to go order chips and guac from room service) (Thanks to GBC listener Chris Salvatore for this amazing summary)

In season 4 episode 2 Irina and Micah run around like Jafar and Iago (complete with villain laughs and everything), while Jackie tries to delude herself into thinking she wants a man with feelings. Meanwhile, Paul is saying a lot of words, Brett may be colorblind, and Marshal is just over here being cute.