Semi - Crack

Semi - Crack

From slanderhour by slanderhour

March 16, 2026 · 46 min · Season 6 · Episode 9

About this episode

The episode recounts a humorous personal experience involving a police encounter in LA.

What’s the last time you were in a police station? In LA, about 42 years ago. At two in the morning, I was driving in the Valley and stopped a police car to ask the way. They said, “Have you been drinking, sir?” I said, “Of course I’ve had a drink; it’s two in the morning.” [They took me in], but they were very nice. I paid a £400 fine the next day and that was it. The funny thing was, the cop came out [of the car] and talked to me, and at the same time, he looked behind and said, “Does it show anything on his record?” And I look round, and it was a police woman who looked exactly like Lucille Ball, but with a police outfit on. Earrings, hair up, the holster in the gun – I’ll come willingly.

People in this episode

Host: slanderhour

Topics covered

  • police encounters
  • personal anecdotes
  • humor
  • society
  • culture

Keywords

  • police station
  • driving
  • fine
  • Lucille Ball
  • anecdote

Mentioned in this episode

Places: LA

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