255: All About Michael

About this episode

The episode discusses the life of Michael Lasagna 5 through emails intended for him.

Today we talk about… Hey, where's Simon going? Ah, never mind. Today we talk about the 21st century person whose email account we use to communicate with you all from here in the 23rd century. Yes, we talk about Michael Lasagna 5! We try to reconstruct his life by reading the emails that were actually intended for him rather than those intended for us. Think Marmite. Think Vinyl. Think Premium. To confirm this episode went back in time, please email michaellasagna5@gmail.com with the episode number 255 in the subject line. We may even respond to your message in a future episode. Chapters 00:00 - Preview 00:20 - Hello 00:47 - Introduction 01:07 - Statuesque Cheese Bells 04:11 - All About Michael 07:46 - Sports Music 09:18 - Marmite 11:36 - Vinyl 12:57 - Passwords 13:54 - Holidays 15:31 - Premium 16:45 - Spam 20:11 - Plumber 21:47 - Suspicious 22:42 - Outroduction 23:21 - Goodbye Credits Episode Art: Record Player Vinyl Phonograph by Pexels Opening Theme: Over 100 Jaar by Klein Orkest Closing Theme: Do You Know? (The Ping Pong Song) by Enrique Iglesias Almost Everything Else: Simon & Dirk

People in this episode

Hosts: Simon, Dirk

Topics covered

• 21st century
• email communication
• life reconstruction
• Marmite
• Vinyl
• spam

Keywords

• Michael Lasagna 5
• emails
• 23rd century
• Marmite
• Vinyl

Mentioned in this episode

Organizations: michaellasagna5@gmail.com

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