Eats Vicariously Through Lettuce

Eats Vicariously Through Lettuce

From That Happens by Disastrophy Audio

March 19, 2026 · 1h 17m

About this episode

Comedian Kyle Ayers joins the podcast to discuss tennis judging, Apple Store experiences, and various existential themes in a humorous context.

Join us with comedian/podcaster Kyle Ayers for a chaotic episode where where we cover tennis judging, Apple Store warfare tactics, and the existential terror that is Who Framed Roger Rabbit. Kyle stops by fresh from refereeing children's tennis matches (he's basically a scarecrow with authority) to discuss his podcast Never Seen It, creating comedy segments out of thin air, and that time he opened for a houseplant named Colby. The gang bonds over their shared Apple Store trauma, where we learn that corporate empathy training actually works on kindergarten tennis players. We also tackle the hard-hitting questions: Are monarch butterflies the real villains? Did Courage the Cowardly Dog predict modern anxiety? And why does every important childhood memory involve either Rocco's Modern Life or nitrous oxide? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

People in this episode

Host: Disastrophy Audio

Guest: Kyle Ayers

Topics covered

  • comedy
  • tennis
  • Apple Store experiences
  • existential themes
  • childhood memories
  • podcasting

Keywords

  • Kyle Ayers
  • tennis
  • Apple Store
  • comedy
  • podcasting
  • existential terror
  • childhood memories
  • monarch butterflies

Mentioned in this episode

Organizations: Apple Store

Books & works: Who Framed Roger Rabbit, Never Seen It, Rocco's Modern Life

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