Hummusmaxxing

Hummusmaxxing

From That Happens by Disastrophy Audio

April 23, 2026 · 1h 18m

About this episode

The hosts discuss various chaotic and humorous incidents, including a hospital visit, a dog bite, and a strange encounter in Las Vegas.

We return from what may or may not have been a long break. Honestly, we recorded some episodes out of order, so nobody really knows where we are in the timeline anymore. Before figuring out our own lore, we have some bad news: The Spleen is in the hospital after crashing an Uber at three times the speed limit. His prognosis remains unclear, though he was reportedly administered 30 cc's of Funyuns. From there, we meander through Spencer getting bitten by a large dog whose elderly owner was being dragged down a hiking trail like an upturned Koopa shell, a coworker who died and was eulogized via workplace intercom sandwiched between parking reminders and a car show announcement, and an airport encounter with a man who was absolutely convinced that eating large quantities of homemade hummus was directly improving his tennis game. Kevin then arrives at his Las Vegas hotel to discover Mr. Beast staring at him outside his window, and somehow this is the least weird part of the episode. We debate whether their podcast intro saying "white lives" is giving undue prominence to white lives, and discuss the chaotic teenage internet figure known as "Clavicular," who has been bone-smashing…

People in this episode

Hosts: Spencer, Kevin

Topics covered

  • hospital incident
  • dog bite
  • workplace eulogy
  • hummus and tennis
  • Las Vegas encounter
  • teenage internet figure
  • personal struggles

Keywords

  • hummus
  • hospital
  • dog bite
  • Mr. Beast
  • Clavicular
  • internet culture
  • personal struggles

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