That Shit Movie's Quite Good

Ahmed Ibn Fadlan has been chosen to go on a quest with some less than well bathed Volga Vikings. Is it a good idea, probably not as the evil they are about to face eat the dead. on the way he'll learn their language, make a sword and do some killing. Sit back as Graeme and Uncle Phil are joined  by Phil's son Finn to discuss 1999's The 13th Warrior.

Alex Hopper has been enlisted into the navy by his brother who commands a ship after a failed burrito sortie whilst trying to impress the admirals daughter. While on naval exercises an alien vanguard arrive on a mission of world domination to throw a spanner in the works. What happens next is the board game that everyone loves.

Halloween is coming, and we here at That Shit Movie's Quite Good decided to bring you a spooky special. So buoyed by our love of John Carpenter we jumped into his late 70's back catalogue, Unfortunately instead of picking the original Halloween or Prince of Darkness we picked the Fog, a film that in our memory seemed quite scary. You can imagine our disappointment then as we sat through this ghost story of betrayal and revenge in a sleepy California seaside town, to coin Obi One (these aren't to ghosts we're looking for). Oh well! sit back and enjoy John Carpenters The Fog.

Arnie's leading a crack team of D.E.A. agents who have stolen $10 million, and now they're being picked off one by one. Is it the Mexican cartel or is it someone among them doing the killing. Who has the money and who are you going to trust, when your plans have been sabotaged.

Graeme and Uncle Phil are at it again, this time to peel the skin back on Ridley Scott's continuation of the Alien franchise. It's a story of faith, belief and exploding chests. Will the colonist survive their ordeal in the furthest reaches of the galaxy? Probably not!!!! Sit back and enjoy this blood soaked review.

Michael Bay has given the world a wide range of entertaining movies and his fair share of stinkers. In today's episode uncle Phil and Graeme discuss his world-saving extravaganza Armageddon and ask why does he love the colour orange and is it best to soft dock from behind or from the front, So sit back as we fumble our way through Zoom and enjoy today's offering Michael Bay's Armageddon.

There's a lot of running in Neil Marshell's Centurion, So much running you could almost get away with slowing it down and playing Vangelis' Chariots of Fire over the top as the soundtrack. Although there are no chariot's, there are centurions on fire. So sit back as Graeme and Uncle Phil discuss running, whether it's really necessary to see someone get impaled in the genitals and if either would leave the other behind if they were injured in Roman Britain (Hell Yes, I want to live).

Ella is back and ready to slay dragons, or at least this dragon movie. So sit back as we discuss whether Matthew McConaughey has watched Apocalypse Now too many times whilst getting into character, Was Christian Bale only thinking of a paycheque and Why does this film have no middle act.

If there's anyone that talks more in movies than your movie-loving host, Graeme, it's his daughter, Ella. Join the two of them as they get stuck into The Last Witch Hunter and Ella questions why Vin Diesel can't grow back his cool Viking hair in 800 years.

Nomi Malone hitchhikes to Las Vegas to become not just a showgirl, THE showgirl. We know she's tough because of the leather jacket, pocket knife, and amazing eye makeup. No one wholesome does such amazing eye makeup. She auditions for a show, has no talent to speak of, but makes it with the help of the coolest best friend, Molly, hoping the star of the Showgirls, Cristal Connors (named after champers) ages faster, and by sleeping with the boss.