The Chris Michaels Show

Wilhelm Reich discovered a bioelectrical charge at the skin surface during pleasure (detailed in The Function of the Orgasm) and named the universal life-force energy Orgone. He also found its deadly opposite: DOR (Deadly Orgone) clouds, which he linked to widespread drought, desertification, and disease epidemics. Most controversially, Reich concluded that UFOs/space machines were responsible for filling the atmosphere with this cosmic awful. In response, he invented the Cloudbuster — a device that could make it rain or stop rain on command. He later used a version of it as a “space gun,” drawing Orgone energy directly from hovering space machines… and on May 12, 1954, observers watched stars in the western sky fade out multiple times as the energy was siphoned. Chris connects the dots: If DOR clouds and space machines are real, could today’s heavy chemtrails, stratospheric aerosol injections, and atmospheric layering be a countermeasure? Are they trying to pull moisture out of the sky to neutralize DOR — or create extra atmospheric friction to burn up incoming comets, asteroids, or debris from a large elliptical-orbit celestial body? From the FDA’s inside-job takedown of Reich to the mind-bending implications about what “stars” actually are (closer energetic objects or satellites in the firmament rather than distant light-years away), this is raw, unfiltered esoteric territory.

Chris opens with his roots in radio — the very place he cut his teeth — then goes nuclear on the two schmucks who replaced Rush Limbaugh: Buck Sexton and Clay Travis. He calls them exactly what they are — monotone, talentless, bought-and-paid-for toadies who can’t broadcast, can’t entertain, and exist only to push endless agendas, even when it directly contradicts Trump’s America First agenda. From Clay’s endless tiresome monologues to Buck’s funeral-dirge delivery, Chris exposes how “conservative” talk radio is completely staged, funded by the lobbyists. Netanyahu is furious Trump is freezing Israel out of Iran negotiations… and suddenly an Apache helicopter gets “shot down” over the Strait of Hormuz? Chris breaks down the timeline, the ridiculous logistics, and why this stinks of a false flag designed to drag America back into another war.

Chris proves himself right again: Jared Kushner and Ivanka Trump dropped $1.4 billion on a former Cold War Soviet island in Albania packed with 3,600 nuclear bunkers and a submarine base. Protests erupt, anti-corruption probes open — but the deal is done. Chris calls it exactly what it is: a hyper-elite bug-out shelter for the coming pole shift and 2030s global cooling (not warming). Chemtrails blocking the sun, eugenics playbook, mini ice age — everything you’re seeing is preparation.Then Spielberg is out peddling Disclosure Day: aliens are our “gods,” and the film is specifically designed to make Christians second-guess their faith. Chris connects the dots — another front in the war on traditional Christianity.Finally, Danny Sheehan drops bombs on Portal to Ascension: UFOs literally fried the brains of elite fighter pilots; psi children were recruited without parental knowledge to a Northrop Grumman black-site school for compartmentalized tech programs. Ties straight to Dr. Joseph Farrell’s work. Raw Monday monologue. No guests. No spin. Just Chris exposing elite prep, disclosure psyops, and suppressed tech.

Wednesday monologue drops hard. Chris kicks off teasing Book Report Thursday with a vintage UFO book from an antique store — the narrative hasn’t changed in 70 years, but the forgotten bombshells have. Enter Wilhelm Reich: the man who discovered Orgone (orgasmic/life-force energy that hits like lightning on your skin) and its dark twin, Dor. Was Reich able to literally turn stars on and off? The establishment response? Ostracism, betrayal by his own foundation, and a full-on 1950s federal book-burning campaign to bury the tech forever.Chris shouts out Brooklyn’s Andrew Salter — architectural designer, woodworking genius, and rare voice of critical thought in the borough . Then the red pills stack: what happens in Europe always bleed into the U.S. within five years, creating coordinated global policy. The latest assault on the First Amendment? Europe hides it under “anti-Islam/immigrant” rhetoric; the U.S. uses “anti-Semitic” rhetoric. Same outcome — silence independent voices like Chris so you can’t think outside the narrative. Finally, BlackRock CEO Larry Fink openly admits: ordinary people’s savings accounts and pension funds will be forcibly “bailed in” to build AI data centers and power grids. This isn’t government — it’s banks using policy to steal your money for their AI future. Fractional reserve banking was always the scam; now they’re just making it official.

Chris Michaels kicks off Monday with his signature no-BS fire. Germany? Once the land of Bismarck and the Kaiser, now utterly cuckolded into oblivion — still dreaming of shaking off the NATO yoke but a full decade away from any real military capability. Forget the war-footing hysteria.Then the real gut-punch: A Catholic school in North Rhine-Westphalia hands 13-to-15-year-olds the class assignment of modernizing a brothel — complete with services, target groups, advertising, and the exact “skills” workers need to make it “sexually inclusive for every lifestyle and preference.” In a religious pilgrimage town. Chris unloads: This isn’t education. It’s the deliberate evisceration of Western culture, the erosion of parental rights, and the grooming of a Sodom & Gomorrah society where the state becomes the ultimate guardian of your kids.He ties it straight to the “mature minor” agenda, where children can make life-altering medical decisions behind parents’ backs — and the bill still lands on mom and dad.Closer to home, Chris reports on Long Island open houses overrun by Indian buyers and a Texas realtor allegedly moving 1,700 homes exclusively to Indian and H-1B clients while promoting ethnicity-specific communities. Housing prices, skyrocketing taxes, and demographic shifts — raw and unfiltered.Raw Monday monologue. No guests. No spin. Just the uncomfortable truths the mainstream won’t touch.

Chris spent Memorial Day weekend in upstate New York and overheard Democrat Party high-rollers — the real big-money donors — anxiously waiting on the DNC’s long-delayed 2024 election autopsy. DNC Chair Ken Martin sat on it for months, promised “no smoking gun,” then dropped a 48,000-word report that Corbin Trent of Common Dreams called a “giant turd.” The report admits the campaign was about “winning for the sake of winning” with zero plan for what to do with power, never once treats the Biden record as a failure, and basically concludes the party machine has “no idea.” No rebrand. No self-reflection. Just more cope. Chris connects the dots: that’s why you see zero real resistance from Democrats to Trump 2.0 in the Middle East. Both parties are on the AIPAC take. Trump is rearming, attacking Iranian Navy vessels, maintaining the blockade — an act of war — while claiming negotiations are “around the corner.” Iran has China and Russia in its corner, shifted rhetoric to an “environmental tax” on ships through the Strait of Hormuz (pay in Iranian or Chinese currency), and there is still no ceasefire.

This episode dives deep into the sacrilegious war that began the reign of evil on Earth: Zaralili, head of all evil things, creates millions of giant metal insects (Tokoloshes) with poisonous stings, razor claws, and serrated teeth. These locust-like monsters are sent through the river of time into the spirit world to attack the Tree of Life and kidnap his golden-eyed goddess wife — dragging the Divine Feminine into the material plane where she was never meant to be.The blasphemy triggers a cataclysm: earthquakes, torrents of rain, giant hail, fires from the underworld, boiling mud, superheated steam. Continents vanish beneath the waves. New ones rise. Mountains split. Shining cities melt. Sound familiar?Chris connects the dots to Edgar Cayce, Plato, and flood/deluge myths found in cultures worldwide — from Native American tribes to ancient China. This isn’t “just mythology.” It’s shared cultural memory of a real global cataclysm.

Texas attorney Ken W. Good (author of the industry bible Goods on Bail, longtime board member of the Professional Bondsman of Texas, and Supreme Court-argued litigator) joins Chris to rip the lid off America’s broken bail system.The case that hits hardest? Repeat violent felon Alfonso Taley — already facing multiple pending violent charges — was out on electronic monitoring despite every objection. He cut off his own GPS, stayed free, and ambushed and murdered Officer John Bartholomew.Ken explains exactly why this keeps happening: tens of thousands of unserved warrants, zero real supervision from the government, and a public pretrial system that simply can’t (and won’t) do the job.Private bail bondsmen? They guarantee appearance like an insurance policy. Miss court and they’re on the hook financially. They track defendants weekly via app, monitor GPS, call family, and actually hunt people down. Public agencies? Just hope and pray.New Jersey tried replacing private bondsmen with a government program. It bankrupted them twice and forced a statewide tax hike.Trump’s executive order calling to end non-cash bail? Ken says it’s exactly right.Raw, no-spin truth from a guy who’s been fighting this battle for decades.

We’re deep in Zulu Shaman by Credo Mutwa — The Origins of Evil. A deformed cave-dweller named Zara Lili creates the Tokoloshes: iron locusts with scorpion tails, gnashing teeth, and hair like humans — a dead ringer for Revelation 9. Then come the Bajauni: soulless fleshy robot slaves shaped like giant hairless gorillas, made of dead flesh, rotting and putrid, blindly obeying their red-skinned masters with zero free will.Mankind sinks into total sloth — so lazy the state decides who can even reproduce. Glittering crystal cities rise… until the Tree of Life and his goddess wife say “enough.” A cataclysmic deluge of thunderheads, lightning, tornadoes, and hail drowns the degenerate empire in its own filth. Half the humans, Tokoloshes, and Bajauni perish.Echoes of Edgar Cayce’s Atlantis, Blavatsky’s root races, golems, clones, and predictive programming for our own controlled, lazy society.

Hantavirus (or as Chris calls it in frustration, the “Santa virus”) suddenly popping up on a cruise ship right next to Argentina… just months after they opened a brand-new U.S.-funded biolab studying the exact Andes Hanta virus in October 2025. Tedros is already out there ginning up the fear. Officials swear the risk is “very, very low” and it only spreads from rat turds and urine — yet they’re pushing person-to-person panic on the ship. Decades of South American data say human-to-human transmission is extremely rare… but here we are. Add in the same crisis actor from the COVID pharma videos now making desperate “oh my goodness” pleas from the ship, plus multiple Simpsons episodes that literally predicted this exact cruise-ship hantavirus scenario years ago. Coincidence? Or another staged fear event timed right before midterms?Raw, unfiltered truth — no spin, no apologies, and zero patience for the hoodwinking. Another biolab “coincidence” or predictive programming rerun?

Chris Michaels sits down with George Fontes, host of World Ablaze , for a no-BS, unfiltered deep dive into the hottest geopolitical flashpoint right now: Iran and the Strait of Hormuz.With George’s own nephew deployed as a Marine in the Strait of Hormuz (3/1 Marines), the conversation gets real fast. Trump’s “two-step” (threatening to turn the place into glass one minute, then calming the markets the next) isn’t chaos. It’s calculated strategy designed to keep everyone off balance while leveraging intel most of us never see.George breaks it down: the Islamic regime (in power since 1979) has delivered zero peace to the Middle East. Now financially choked, its proxies (Hamas, Houthis, Hezbollah) have suddenly gone quiet. Proof in the pudding. The U.S. isn’t just there for Israel; it’s protecting American interests with deep historical roots (UK oil disputes, Operation Ajax, the Iraq-Iran War).Plus: why the Iranian people themselves are good people who never asked for this regime, what escaped families and intel contacts are really saying, and why mainstream media and podfluencers only give you surface-level emotional spin.

I Told You So… Again: Nuclear AI Surveillance + Hantavirus Cruise Ship Outbreak + Argentina’s New BSL-4 Bio-LabChris Michaels proves himself right once more on this no-BS episode of The Chris Michaels Show.Riot Platforms just announced a major partnership with Terrestrial Energy to deploy molten salt nuclear reactors at their data centers in Texas and Kentucky. Why? Because the hyper-elites need reliable, predictable, “clean” nuclear power for the massive AI hyperscale surveillance grid that’s building digital dossiers on every single one of us. Meanwhile, the rest of us get stuck with unreliable wind and solar, coming energy rationing, and carbon credit nonsense.Chris connects the dots: the elites didn’t choose the basic human — they chose artificial intelligence and robots. Plenty of energy exists. They’re just not giving it to you.Then the hantavirus is suddenly exploding on cruise ships coming out of Argentina and the South Atlantic. Severe respiratory illness, fluid in the lungs, rapid progression to shock — all from rodent droppings? Chris digs into the brand-new BSL-4 biosafety level 4 lab Argentina just opened in October 2025, complete with U.S. State Department and NGO “training.” Sound familiar? COVID origins, anyone?From AI-powered digital enslavement to suspicious virus outbreaks on cruise ships, this episode is pure dot-connecting fire.

What is supposed to be conveniently located in the area of the wildfires in Buckeye, AZ? An AI driven Smart City for Bill Gates. Transparency but, no accountability. Will they use Israel and Iran to eliminate the 1st Amendment?