The Dictators

On this episode of the Dictators the Trump family, including the President for Life Donald Trump, his wife Melania, and his children Don Jr, Eric, and Ivanka, sit down for dinner to discuss their grandiose plans to dominate America. They discuss their “royal” status, incestuous activities and absurd policies such as tariffs turned into walls, NFT‑driven cruise resorts, and “Trumpynomics” that profit from crises. But when the President is prescribed methamphetamines, little Marco appears and they embark together to find the swamp monster of Alligator Alcatraz. But before they can deport the alligator to Venezula, they realise it's Robert F. Kennedy Jr, who loves swimming in fecal infested waters. However, to save America from "woke liberal judges," Trump must travel through the magical portal to the school of corrupt political leaders and has to pass through a series of increasingly bizarre magical challenges. But is he really in Alligator Alcatraz or is it actually a sex dungeon linked to Jeffrey Epstein and Benjamin Netanyahu, and will he ever fulfill his dream of living in domestic harmony with other dictators from around the world? With special guests Elon Musk and Georgia Meloni, find out if President for Life Trump's dreams of dictator love will come true on the latest episode of the Dictators!

On this episode of the award winning global hit podcast The Dictators, President for Life Donald Trump takes on Elon Musk in a match of insults, and both verbal and physical attacks, before he gets fingered by RFK Jr to check for measles and prostate cancer. Marco tries to cheer him up by giving him a birthday cake, but this doesn't work, so he attends his military birthday parade before negotiating with Putin and Netanyahu on the escalating Israel-Iran conflict, but will he launch the nukes? Will he cause World War 3? Find out, or don't find out, on The Dictators!

In the latest episode of the Dictators, President Donald Trump celebrates the most incredible, tremendous, absolutely historic first 100 days in office. He convenes a special meeting of his ad hoc National Insecurity Council, including little Marco, Tulsi Gabbard, Kristi Noem, Kash Patel, Pam Bondi and Petey Hegseth to discuss all the amazingly incompetent achievements they've had in the past few months of chaos. His overconfident advisors and loyal yes-people are sure that Pam's recent declaration of saving 258 million lives is actually an under count and the real number could in fact be 258 billion lives, which would span the past, present, future, and the multiverse. Poor Petey is very insecure about his insecure group chats and feels bullied by the rest of the group, and is even more concerned when he discovers that he is not the real Secretary of Defense. As the meeting spirals into delusion, they storm into the Situation Room to undertake a very important, very secret mission to eliminate the Houthis in Yemen once and for all, but instead get migrants killed. The insecurity rises when it's discovered that Elon Musk has been sleeping in the Situation Room trying to avoid both Trump and his Tesla board members. Trump and Elon discuss him stepping down permanently, and though he may occasionally visit and maybe even guest star on future episodes of the podcast, they will never be literal butt buddies ever again. So sad. So president for life.

On the latest episode of the record breaking, number one podcast, awarded "Best New Fascist Podcast" at the fake woke Grammy Awards, President for Life Donald J Trump reviews his incredible ground breaking achievements of the second month of his second term. He catches up with his dear friend Bibi Netanyahu to review everything happening in Israel and the Middle East before he sits down with Vladimir Putin to review issues regarding voter fraud. Both of them and President Zelensky of Ukraine discuss a deal to end the war between Russia and Ukraine. This landmark deal has all the potential of ending years of war and saving lives, but will it succeed? Or will their incompetence lead to failure? He takes a big boy nap while Elon Musk reviews everything being achieved by DOGE before returning to listen to Kash Patel read him a bedtime story. Prepare for the end times by listening to the Dictators. This episode includes cameos from Melania who is very concerned that Donald has caught a sexually transmitted disease, and the new Prime Minister of Canada who is very displeased with Trumps behaviour.

On the third episode of the record breaking, number one podcast, recently awarded "Best New Fascist Podcast" at the fake woke Grammy Awards, President for Life Donald J Trump catches up with his friends Benjamin Netanyahu, and subservient billionaire lacky Elon Musk, to have follow on discussions, back by high demand, on Gaza and DOGE, continuing from previous episodes. They discuss the President's many achievements in his first few weeks of his second term, as well as developing Gaza, and the many efforts of the Department of Government Efficiency to dismantle USAID, the Department of Education, various Health and Human Services divisions and programs, including the CDC, NIH, Medicare, and Social Security, as well as the FAA.

On the inaugural episode of the Dictators, host Donald J Trump interviews Benjamin Netanyahu about the Israel Gaza War and the recently announced ceasefire deal. They discuss not only the war, the ceasefire deal, dictatorship, and the bond they share, but also the broader implications for Trump's development of beachfront property in Gaza, the impact of the war on business, and Netanyahu's feelings on the war, the people, and his vision for Israel's place in the wider Middle East.