OPEN THE F’KIN STRAIT YOU CRAZY BASTARD!

About this episode

The episode discusses the chaotic political maneuvers in the Middle East and critiques the narratives surrounding them.

Listen up, because the actors on the world stage are finally dropping their scripts and showing the horns. If you think the chaos in the Middle East is about “freedom of navigation” or “national security” then you are still stuck in the Matrix. It is a show. An act. A hellish production run by satanic con artists who want you broke, hungry, and cold while they toast to Agenda 2030 from their black cube towers.  Don Tzu is back at it with the golden nuggets of theater. The current strategy is pure comedy. We are watching a blockade of a blockade to block a blockade. Trump is out here screaming to open the Strait of Hormuz while simultaneously threatening to close it himself if the ‘crazy bastards’ in Tehran don't play ball. Iran isn't backing down either. They are moving the chess pieces to the Bab El-Mandeb because why stop at one chokepoint when you can hold the world's jugular at two? The US will be blockading that Gate of Tears before the ink is dry on the next Truth Social post. They want you to believe this is a high stakes war but it is really a controlled demolition of the global supply chain. Oil, gas, food, and fertilizer are the targets…

People in this episode

Host: Jeff Berwick

Topics covered

• Middle East chaos
• global supply chain
• political theater
• oil and gas
• military strategy

Keywords

• Middle East
• Strait of Hormuz
• Trump
• global supply chain
• oil pipeline
• political strategy

Mentioned in this episode

Places: Iran, Strait of Hormuz, Bab El-Mandeb, Italy

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