The Kingmaker Histories

Trouble comes knocking. Content Warnings: Gore, gunshots Transcript Link Written by Charlie Green Cast in order of appearance- David Ault - The Historian Maxadrian Burton - Kruger Bradley Gareth - Holzmann Newton Schottlekotte - Mandel Graham Rowat - Moretz Taqi Nazeer - Eisen Josh Rubino - Telesphore Blythe Renay - Colette Lucas Martinez - Lando True Tales Propaganda: True Tales of the Illuminati is a full-cast audio comedy about conspiracies gone wrong, that follows a crew of hapless illuminati goons as they bounce through history, snatching defeat from the jaws of other, weirder defeats. In season one, they blew the secret of the pyramids. In season two they failed a fake moon landing so badly they had to actually land on the moon. Now, the award winning team behind this show needs your help to make a third season, where Beck and her team go up against… The Enlightenment! That’s right, reason IS the font of goodness, and it’s back to the 18th century to deal with the likes of Denis Diderot, Johanne Weishaupt, and Wolfgang Goethe. Can they match their scintillating wit? Create an objective test of intellectual acumen? Kiss? You won’t know unless they can raise the money to make it! So head over to truetalesteam.com/crowdfund if you want to support independent, idiotic comedy. Listen to seasons one and two here! Socials: Twitter Bluesky Youtube Patreon Instagram

The gang get lost in the Seltsamwald, where they aren't quite as alone as they thought. Content Warning: Gunshots, kidnapping, unpleasant eating noises (23:52-24:08) Transcript Link Written by Meg Molloy Tuten Cast in order of appearance- David Ault - The Historian Blythe Renay - Colette Taqi Nazeer - Eisen Josh Rubino - Telesphore Rob O'Dwyer - Fashingbauer Lou Sutcliffe - Jerome Jonny Sims - Charbonneau Matt Baker - Berenger Additional Voices - Henry Galley, Jamie Douglas, Gus Zagarella Socials: Twitter Bluesky Youtube Patreon Instagram

Following Ariadne's apparent death, Leonid deals with his lack of purpose by joining the army. Content Warning: Gunshots, vomit (12:38 - 12:40), gore, body horror Transcript Link Written by Max Kreisky Listen to Diary of Mothman Cast in order of appearance- David Ault - The Historian Zane Schact - Leonid Joe Cliff Thompson - Berger Addison Peacock - Ariadne Additional Voices - Meg Molloy Tuten, Henry Galley, Max Kriesky Socials: Twitter Bluesky Youtube Patreon Instagram

Eisen's latest invention leaves the gang very, very far from home. Transcript Link Written by Meg Molloy Tuten. Produced by Rogue Dialogue Productions. Listen to Forgive Me Cast in order of appearance- Blythe Renay - Colette Casey Callaghan - Father Ben Josh Rubino - Telesphore and Father Klem Taqi Nazeer - Eisen Socials: Twitter Bluesky Youtube Patreon Instagram

Colette drags the boys to a public seance hosted by the VSR's best spiritualist. Content Warning: Vomit/choking sounds (13:01) Transcript Link Written by Addison Peacock Cast in order of appearance- David Ault - The Historian Blythe Renay - Colette Josh Rubino - Telesphore Taqi Nazeer - Eisen Lisa Sowden - Katerina Additional Voices - Meg Molloy Tuten, Daisy McNamara, Henry Galley, Roscoe Braman, Charlie Poritt Socials: Twitter Bluesky Youtube Patreon Instagram

While the boys are in jail, Colette deals with problems of her own. Content Warning: Gore Transcript Link Written by Meg Molloy Tuten Cast in order of appearance- David Ault - The Historian Josh Rubino - Rothbart and Telesphore Bradley Gareth - Holzmann Liz Morey - Margot Taqi Nazeer - Eisen Blythe Renay - Colette Newton Schottlekotte - Mandel Rob O'Dwyer - Knock Ryan Hoyle - Ivo Socials: Twitter Bluesky Youtube Patreon Instagram

An Important Announcement from the Valorian Army, for the Citizens of the VSR. New episodes releasing soon. Transcript Link Written by Meg Molloy Tuten Bradley Gareth - Commander Holzmann David Ault - The Historian The Valorian National Anthem was composed and performed by June Isenhart. The Kingmaker Histories theme was composed and performed by Professor Shyguy.