The Listies Make U LOLcast

Hello Listeroonis! 🥔 Nan here! I haven't had much of a chance to listen to this episode of the Pugcast cause I sold my headphones (and iPod Nano) at our GARAGE SALE!! I'm clearing out the dog wash trailer faster than Matt can clear out an elevator after a night on the baked bean milkshakes! Wrap your laughing ears around this episode: 🥔 The boys invent a brand new sport. It's athletic. It's delicious. 🍗 Rich layes out his feelings on the age old Parma vs Parmi controversy 🍯 Matt shares Some Winnie the Pooh themed corrections 💰 And we share some seriously silly sponsor suggestions from real life Listeroonis - don't forget to send yours in to Lolcast@thelisties.com 📧 Gotta go, i've just seen a bald eagel who might buy one of my wigs. Aloha! Nan x 🐕🚐💨

Hello Listeroonis! 🏅 Nan here! We're BACK after an amazingly fun Comedy Festival! Thanks to every single Listerooni who came out. I'm sorry I couldn't be there. I've been in training for the Commonwealth Games Hide and Seek Championships. Can't tell you where though. That's kind of the whole point. Fudgie is my coach, he's not very good but he is cheep, cheep - get it? 🐦 Here's what's in this ep: 🔢 An exclusive interview with the two most famous numbers in the world, 6 and 7. Things get tense. 💩 Rich delivers some square truths about wombat poos 🎤 Matt sings one of his all time favourite theme songs. But let's be honest they're ALL his favourites. 😂 HEAPS of jokes and sponsor suggestions from you Listeroonis. ✅ Plus all the corrections from stuff the boys DEFINITELY said last episode Don't forget to send YOUR jokes, sponsors, complaints and fruits of a certain shape to Lolcast@thelisties.com 📧 I'll see you, but you won't see me - I'm in hiding. Nan x 🐕🚐💨 🔴 SUPPORT THE SHOW → ☕ Buy us a coffee 🎭 SEE US LIVE → 🎟 Tickets & tour dates 🛒 BUY MERCH → 🛍 via Our Aldi (aka Our-di)

Hello Listeroonis! 🍑 Nan here! I just woke up to find that Rich and Matt have recorded a FUN SIZED EP of The LOLCAT. Listen along to hear them dig into their Fan Mail/Spam Mail folder which may or may not contain photos of fruits and vegetables that look like bums. 🫑 There are some ripper sponsor suggestions from y'all, PLUS Matt's been getting mysterious emails from a robber explaining why things keep disappearing from the fridge. The yoghurt is gone, people. GONE. 🕵️ IT'S A REALLY WHO DUNNIT. Don't forget to send YOUR jokes, drawings, complaints and suspicious vegetable photos to Lolcast@thelisties.com Oh come see The Listies Make You LOL at Melbourne Comedy Festival from April 4th! Get your tickets before someone scalps them all! 🎪 Aloha Nan x 🐕🚐💨 🔴 SUPPORT THE SHOW → ☕ Buy us a coffee 🎭 SEE US LIVE → 🎟 Tickets & tour dates 🛒 BUY MERCH → 🛍 via Our Aldi (aka Our-di)

Happy New Year, Listerooni! 🎉✨🎊 It's Nan here. Welcome to the year 2000*. Congratulations on surviving the millennium bug AND Y2K. KIDS you don't know what that is, ask your great-grandparents. 🐛💻 In the bowels of this podcastle you will find: The boys aka Greg and Different Greg(I think I'm getting those names right?) make new year's resolutions. Let's see how long they last. An exciting Episode of Our Lives where Rich unboxes and plays EVERYONE'S FAVE board game called, Potato Empire 2 🥔👑🎲 And another eyelash curlingly exciting edition of Richard's Poetry Corner. 📜✨☀️🏖️ See you then, Listeroonis! 💖 Aloha, Nan xoxo *year may vary depending on timezone. 🔴 SUPPORT THE SHOW → ☕ Buy us a coffee 🎭 SEE US LIVE → 🎟 Tickets & tour dates 🛒 BUY MERCH → 🛍 via Our Aldi (aka Our-di)

Hello Listeroonis! 👋🐪 It's me, Nan I'm back again and standing completely still! 🧘‍♀️ I promised Rich I wouldn't interrupt his Poetry Corner this week… so I've decided not to move. At all. If you're reading this, please blink for me. 👁️ This week's episode is bursting like a bag of bum-shaped strawberries 🍓🍑 featuring: 🍑 The Bum Parade — five bum strawberries, one bum lemon, and so many bum pancakes. Thanks Arthur, Skye, Eddie, Olive, and Tom (6)! 🗑️ An Episode of Our Lives — Rich asks Matt to take the bins out. It goes exactly how you'd expect. (Terribly.) 🎬 Sponsor Time! — Blaise (10) brings us Dis Knee — the streaming service dedicated to knees! Featuring classics like Toe-zen, Finding Knee-mo, and Charlie and the Toenail Factory. 👣 🦥 Corrections this ep will be read by a very special guest, Sammy the Sloth. 📜 Rich's Poetry Corner — with has just gotten a whole bunch of new spams - oops I mean fans. Oh, and a quick side hustle update: 🐫🦶 To everyone whose camel still needs a Hoof Spa — there are plenty still available! 👅 Aloha, Nan 🔴 SUPPORT THE SHOW → ☕ Buy us a coffee 🎭 SEE US LIVE → 🎟 Tickets & tour dates 🛒 BUY MERCH → 🛍 via Our Aldi (aka Our-di)

Hello Listerooni! 👋🐮 It's Nan here and I'm happy to say the pod-cow moos again 🐄🎙️. Why has it taken so long to make a new episode? 🤔 Was it because we've been busy on tour? Nope. 🥞 Something to do with pancakes? Don't think so... 🐒 Did a monkey steal our gear to start a podcast about ba-nay-nas? No, but I'd subscribe 🍌 It's definitely not because I tried to sneak 56 foot spas into the United Kingdom 🦶🛁🇬🇧. In this episode your brain-mouth will snack on stuff like: 🖼️ Matt organising a trip to a "gallery" with no pictures… just something much smellier 📩 A bumper crop of sponsor suggestions from you lot. 📜 Rich's Poetry Corner getting a new fan — and not the kind that spins on the ceiling. Hope you enjoy, and if you know any camels with sore feet 🐪🦶, send them my way. Aloha, Nan 🔴 SUPPORT THE SHOW → ☕ Buy us a coffee 🎭 SEE US LIVE → 🎟 Tickets & tour dates 🛒 BUY MERCH → 🛍via Our Aldi aka Our-di

Aloha Listerooni, It's Nan here — or rather, it isn't, because I'm currently in HAWAII 🌺 on a much-needed stress relief activity holiday 😌🍍 after working very hard recently (reading fan mail in Thailand is no joke, you know). I've been trying all sorts of relaxing activities like lava bathing, extreme kayaking, and zorbing down a volcano with Rod Stewart (lovely hair, bit wobbly in a Zorb) 🎤⚽️🌀. So while I'm away "unwinding" aka spelunking, Matt and Rich are in the mobile dog-wash-turned-studio doing the hard yards 🐶🚿🎙. In this episode: 🏆 We go LIVE to the World Nose Picking Championships (sooo many boogies) 📜 Rich reads the most relaxing poem ever (until Matt falls asleep mid stanza 😴) 🍑 Listener emails, bum fruit, and some absolutely excellent sponsor suggestions Also: for everyone asking about the rice cookers — they're sold out. Please stop mailing us your uncooked rice. Thanks for listening and, as Rod Stewart might say mid-Zorb: "GETMEOUTTAHERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!" 🎶🌀 Nan 👋😎 📩 Want to send us a sponsor suggestion, a silly question, a joke, or a fruit with a b.u.m? → lolcast@thelisties.com 🎭 SEE US LIVE → 🎟 Check out tour dates 🛒 BUY MERCH → 🛍 Visit our Aldi shop ☕ SUPPORT THE SHOW → Buy us a babychino

Hello Listerooni, It's Nan here, sorry I couldn't be with you on this ep of the Pugcast. I'm in Thailand 🇹🇭 because, due to an error at the post office 📬, my fan mail 💌 was delivered to Koh Samui 🌴. So poor old me has had to take a work trip ✈️ to go and read it on a luxury island retreat 🍹 — never let it be said that I don't work hard for this podcast! 💪 Therefore, in this episode Matt is in charge of opening our email which leads to a crime against podcasting called " The Bum Parade"* 🍑🚶. Soz, this will NEVER happen again. We promise 🙃. This ep's sponsor was suggested by a disgusting listener 🤢 — it's BUTT-er 🧈🍑🙈. Luckily it comes in unscented (phew! 😅) as well as scented (pew! 😖). Please forward all complaints to 👉 lolcast@thelisties.com 📩 Also our house 🏚️ is falling down around us, so we interview various tradies 👷 with annoyingly alliterative aliases 🔧🔨. Last but also least, Rich attempts to perform a ballad 🎶 for the first time in his Poetry Corner 📜. What could go wrong?! 😬 Thanks for reading and, as the vampire podcaster said: FANGS FOR LISTENING! 🧛🦷 Nan 👋😄 --- **WANT TO EMAIL A SPONSOR SUGGESTION GAG** (and definitely NOT a fruit or veg that has a butt)? 🍑🥦✉️ lolcast@thelisties.com **Leave us a review on APPLE PODCASTS 🍏🎙️ — it really does HELP!** Thanks if you've already shouted us a Babychino ☕ via our SUPPORT THE SHOW LINK: 🌐 www.buymeacoffee.com/thelisties 🔴 SUPPORT THE SHOW → ☕ Buy us a coffee 🎭 SEE US LIVE → 🎟 Tickets & tour dates 🛒 BUY MERCH → 🛍via Our Aldi shop

Hello Listerooni! It's your friendly neighbourhood Spider Nan here. I'm sorry I can't be here for this LOLcast recording as I'm on holidays - OOPS - I mean doing a podcasting course at a fancy resort - Oops- I mean a VERY fancy resort. Comedy Festival is over here in sMelbourne so The boys are back in the dog-washing trailer/podcast studio and they've made a brand-new episode of The Listies Make You LOLcast! 🎉🐾 What have they got cooking in their dutch ovens? This: Hilarious jokes sent in by listeners (you're all comedy geniuses) A classic Episode of Our Lives Some totally real definitely-not-made-up sponsor suggestions And a strange surprise arrives for Rich's Poetry Corner... It makes noises. It has tiny feet. But that's all we're saying 🐱🤫 Wanna get involved? Send your jokes, sponsor ideas, and bum fruits to: 📧 hello@thelisties.com I'll be back on the next episode, I just have to find my way out of the pool. ALOHA Nan! 🔴 SUPPORT THE SHOW → ☕ Buy us a coffee 🎭 SEE US LIVE → 🎟 Tickets & tour dates 🛒 BUY MERCH → 🛍via Our Aldi aka Our-di

🎉🐶 The World's BEST Podcast Recorded in a Mobile Dog Trailer 🎧 Hello, Listerooni! 👋 🎪 Roll up, roll up for the greatest show on Earth—NAN'S FLEA CIRCUS! 🦗🤹 🐜 But while you're here, why not also listen to The Listies Make You LOLcast? 🤣 My fleas love it, and so will you! 🚀 In this episode of our lives, Rich and Matt take a trip to the poo—💩 Oops, I mean zoo… or do I? You'll have to ask your ears 👂 once they've finished listening! 🎭 PLUS we've got: 🃏 Jug-loads of jokes! 🍑 Butt-loads of bum fruits! 💰 Silly sponsor suggestions from YOU! 📢 Keep sending them in at 👉 www.thelisties.com 🎧 Enjoy the FUN! 🚀 Aloha, NAN! P.S. Anyone know how to get fleas 🦗 out of a mobile dog wash? Asking for a friend. --- 🔴 SUPPORT THE SHOW → ☕ Buy us a coffee 🎭 SEE US LIVE → 🎟 Tickets & tour dates 🛒 BUY MERCH → 🛍via Our Aldi aka Our-di

🎒BACK TO SCHOOL (with a Budgie in Charge?!) Aloha Listeroonis, Nan here! Except… I'm actually not here. I've gone 'Back to School' shopping, and in my place, I've left Fudgie the Budgie and a bell. What could possibly go wrong? (Answer: Everything.) In this edition of the Pugcast, The Listies take a trip down memory lane with a classic Episode of Our Lives, read out some brilliant sponsor suggestions sent in by you, and of course, Rich graces (or disgraces) us with another poetic masterpiece—this time about Fish (called… "Fish"). It's deep. And wet. And only stinks a bit. 🐟🎭🖊️ Oh, and speaking of sponsors—this episode is brought to you by Aunty Berryl's Sit Nice and Quietly Teahouse, where the tea is hot, the chairs are comfy, and talking is strictly prohibited—but yelling is a must! 🤫☕ Got a joke, sponsor idea, or a pet with better leadership skills than Fudgie? Send them our way: hello@thelisties.com Stay cheeky, stay chatty (unless you're at Aunty Berryl's), and stay tuned! Nan & The Budgie Boss, Fudgie 🦜 SUPPORT THE SHOW www.buymeacoffee.com/thelisties SEE US LIVE www.thelisties.com BUY MERCH www.thelisties.com/shop

Aloha Listeroonis, Nan here, sliding into your ears with another chill episode of The Listies Make You SNOWcast. Did I just say SNOWcast? I meant LOLcast! (Oops… Shhhh don't tell Matt and Rich, they still think we're headed somewhere "cool".) In this episode, Rich and Matt daydream about the theme parks they'd like to visit: Sensible Land and Epic Pete's World of Danger and Screaming. You can guess who wants to go where. Also, we take a dive into our Fan Mail/Spam Mail bag, and Rich unveils a piece of poetry cooler than a penguins bum. Oh, and guess what? We've got a brand-new sponsor suggestion from one of you clever-rooni's! Marble Studios. Could this be the start of The "NCU?" Nan's Cinematic Universe. Stay tuned to find out. If you've got jokes, sponsor suggestions, or even just want to say hi, email us at hello@thelisties.com. Who knows, maybe your idea will take us somewhere truly magical (or frozen solid, hehe). That's all for now, snow angels! Stay cheeky, stay chilly, and don't forget your thermals. Also Matt asked me to put these photos in the episode notes... Hope they make you LOL. See you next year! Aloha, Nan P.S. Does anyone know how to get icicles off a mobile dogwash? Asking for a friend. SUPPORT THE SHOW www.buymeacoffee.com/thelisties SEE US LIVE www.thelisties.com BUY MERCH www.thelisties.com/shop

This Episode is proudly bounced into to your ears via the fun folks at Bounce! Hello Listerooni! It's Nan here. Close your eyes, open your ears and get them ready for a sound-sational new delivery of the universe's besterest, most gramatically correctific podcast for families: The Listies Make You Burpcast. This episode takes place completely in the dark. Not cause I needed to nap cause I was let lagged from getting back from my latest podcasting cource in the Maldives, but because it helps me concentrate on listening... DEFINITELY NOT sleeping. Inside the mobile dog-washing caravan/podcasting studio, Rich and Matt F.A.R.T (Fairytales are Really True), play an ad for Lying Tamers (Thanks Baila), and then Rich reads another of his wonderful, and not too long, poems. Keep sending in your jokes, sponsor suggestions, No Silly Questions questions, and bum fruits/veggies. Check below to see this episode's favourite from Frances. Until next time, Nan Zzz zzzzz zzzz SUPPORT THE SHOW www.buymeacoffee.com/thelisties SEE US LIVE www.thelisties.com BUY MERCH www.thelisties.com/aldi