The Seth Williams Show

Seth and Chris kick off with the full Star-Spangled Banner, then dive straight into zero-filter chaos: Easter ham disasters, Sydney Sweeney’s upcoming ass-up OnlyFans scenes, wrestling dirt on Nick Nemeth and Hulk Hogan’s Netflix special, and Chris dropping the most unhinged military sex stories you’ll ever hear on a podcast. From Seth’s croquet-ball-sized medical nightmare and his wife chucking an $20 Easter ham in the trash because of bad instructions, to Chris confessing he banged hundreds of Korean hookers with zero protection during his Army days, this episode is pure CMS unhinged gold. They roast Jake Underwood’s health lectures, rave about Dave Landau’s new show, touch on the Iran mess, and finish with a live tour of Edwin’s restaurant with Tony Massaccio plus a custom Seth Williams anthem. Raw, funny, and zero apologies — exactly what you expect from The Seth Williams Show.ON THIS EPISODE: 00:00:06 - National Anthem & Show Banter00:02:54 - Greetings, Marcus Off, Rumble Strategy00:05:02 - “Talk About Pussy” Text & Sydney Sweeney Euphoria Hype00:05:52 - Wrestling Talk: Nick Nemeth, TNA, Hulk Hogan Netflix Special00:08:18 - Easter Stories & AI Blow-Up Doll Graphics00:10:06 - Locals App Promo00:12:30 - Seth’s Ham Catastrophe: Wife Throws It in the Trash00:16:31 - Wifely Duties, Birth Control Jokes & Orthodox Easter00:17:53 - Jake’s Health Lectures & Weight Rant00:24:05 - Dave Landau’s “Stu & Dave Do America” Show00:26:46 - Iran Ceasefire Chaos & Middle East Politics00:30:05 - Blackout Coffee Ad00:40:12 - Chris Akin’s Korea Hooker Confessions (Hundreds, No Rubber)00:46:21 - Tony Massaccio Live at Edwin’s Restaurant Tour00:58:40 - Custom Seth Williams Anthem Outro This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit cmspn.substack.com/subscribe

Seth Williams and Chris Akin aren’t here to play by the rules or read from a corporate script. In this raw, unedited session, the guys are joined by special guest and comedian Don Jamieson to pull back the curtain on the “death” of the legendary Funny Stop. Between Seth’s “swollen ball syndrome” updates and the arrival of restaurant reporter Tony Musachio from the new and improved SHOOTERS, this is the high-octane chaos the mainstream media is too terrified to broadcast. If you want the truth from a comedy veteran who has seen it all, you’re in the right place.👉 JOIN THE VIP INNER CIRCLE: https://classicmetalshow.locals.com👉 Get Don Jamieson’s HELL BENT FOR LAUGHTER Here: https://amzn.to/3NBSfClFeatured On This Episode:Special Guest Don Jamieson: The comedy vet discusses being the final national headliner at the Funny Stop.The Death of Local Comedy: Don Jamieson breaks down the reality of closing iconic rooms.The “Gateway Band” Theory: Don and the guys debate how to indoctrinate friends into Death Metal.The Great Podcast Wars: Why some creators, including former partners, are more interested in drama than jokes.Tony Musachio’s Kitchen Tour: A live look at the “new and improved” Shooters in the Flats.🔥 SPONSOR GEAR:Black Sabbath Sabotage Box: https://amzn.to/45gHgDcRatt Atlantic Years Box: https://amzn.to/4m0HxkNDream Theater 93-99: https://amzn.to/43I4br5📚 CHRIS AKIN’S VAULT:...And Other Things I Should Not Say...: https://amzn.to/48v3YVf🛒 OFFICIAL MERCH:CMS iPhone Tough Case: https://classicmetalshow.creator-spring.com/listing/iphone-tough-case-1451(As an Amazon Associate I earn from qualifying purchases.)Cameo (Custom Video): https://www.cameo.com/chrisakinSubstack (Audio Feed): Follow on X: https://www.x.com/cmsrocksSaturday Night Live: THE CLASSIC METAL SHOW is Live Saturdays 9pm-3am EST on Rumble/Locals. This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit cmspn.substack.com/subscribe

Seth Williams is back, and he’s carrying a weight—literally—that would break a lesser man. After a month of silence, the truth about his “ball region” comes to light, and it’s a medical nightmare that sounds like a dark comedy sketch. If you think you’ve had a bad week, wait until you hear about the driveway disaster that nearly ended in a rural hostage situation.👉 JOIN THE VIP INNER CIRCLE: https://classicmetalshow.locals.comFeatured On This Episode:- The “Watermelon” Medical Mystery: Five weeks of swelling that doctors can’t (or won’t) fix.- The Driveway From Hell: Why an ice cream delivery turned into a two-hour mud-trap nightmare.- Fear Factor Realism: Chris explains why Johnny Knoxville’s new era is the only thing worth watching.- The “Seth Rule”: Why amusement parks might need a new weight—and girth—requirement.🛒 The CAP MallBlack Sabbath 70-75: https://amzn.to/4oUeEIgMetallica LOAD Vinyl: https://amzn.to/4fjGnOwDef Leppard Pyromania 40th: https://amzn.to/46AhFaB📚 CHRIS AKIN’S VAULT:Call Me Chris: https://amzn.to/4aFj8Ni🛒 OFFICIAL MERCH:CMS iPhone Tough Case: https://classicmetalshow.creator-spring.com/listing/iphone-tough-case-1451(As an Amazon Associate I earn from qualifying purchases.)Cameo (Custom Video): https://www.cameo.com/chrisakinSubstack (Audio Feed): Follow on X: https://www.x.com/cmsrocksSaturday Night Live: THE CLASSIC METAL SHOW is Live Saturdays 9pm-3am EST on Rumble/Locals. This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit cmspn.substack.com/subscribe

Has the world officially gone crazy or is it just Cleveland? We’re breaking down Sydney Sweeney’s massive new lingerie launch that’s already selling out, and then we’re losing our minds over the Browns hiring Todd Munkin while letting Jim Schwartz walk away. From the “Siren” website to the “Bridge Hire” theories, we’re covering the hottest news and the coldest takes in sports. Don’t forget to share and follow for more! Check out Rumble Premium at https://rumble.com/premium.Hail and Kill! Join the rebellion!SPONSOR: Dokken - The Elektra Albums On Vinyl - https://amzn.to/4l4JISZGet all your favorite CMS Merchandise from our online store: https://classicmetalshow.creator-spring.com/BUY CHRIS AKIN’S BEST BOOKS HERE:Call Me Chris by Chris Akin - https://amzn.to/44TDIZ4 Little Victories by Chris Akin - https://amzn.to/43A143y ...AND OTHER THINGS I SHOULD NOT SAY... By Chris Akin - https://amzn.to/3SRP3BqWant more? Get commercial-free episodes, early releases, and exclusive content by subscribing to our premium platforms.We highly recommend our Locals page: https://classicmetalshow.locals.comYou can also find us on Rumble: https://rumble.com/premiumNOTE: Everything said here, and on every episode of all of our shows, are 100% the opinions of the hosts. Nothing is stated as fact. Do your own research to see if their opinions are true or not.#SydneySweeney, #Browns, #NFL, #CERN, #Siren, #JimSchwartz, #ToddMunkin, #Cleveland, #Podcast, #MetalShow This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit cmspn.substack.com/subscribe

Think you’ve seen it all? The world has gone completely off the rails! We’re breaking down the absolute insanity of current “activism,” the racial narratives being pushed by the media, and the “distraction” stories that keep us from seeing what’s really going on. Between bizarre news clips and the reality of living in a divided country, it’s a wild ride today. Share this out, follow the channel, and upgrade to Rumble Premium at https://rumble.com/premium to support the rebellion! Hail and Kill! Join the rebellion!SPONSOR: Ratt - THE ATLANTIC YEARS 1984-1991 BOX SET - https://amzn.to/4m0HxkNGet all your favorite CMS Merchandise from our online store: https://classicmetalshow.creator-spring.com/BUY CHRIS AKIN’S BEST BOOKS HERE:Call Me Chris by Chris Akin - https://amzn.to/44TDIZ4Little Victories by Chris Akin - https://amzn.to/43A143y...AND OTHER THINGS I SHOULD NOT SAY... By Chris Akin - https://amzn.to/3SRP3BqWant more? Get commercial-free episodes, early releases, and exclusive content by subscribing to our premium platforms.We highly recommend our Locals page: https://classicmetalshow.locals.comYou can also find us on Rumble: https://rumble.com/premiumNOTE: Everything said here, and on every episode of all of our shows, are 100% the opinions of the hosts. Nothing is stated as fact. Do your own research to see if their opinions are true or not.#Unfiltered, #Truth, #MediaLies, #America, #Culture, #Politics, #Rebellion, #FreeSpeech, #Commentary, #Rumble This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit cmspn.substack.com/subscribe

Seth: "I mean, it's no accident that Sydney Sweeney's initials are SS." Chris: "Holy shit. No accident. The mystery has been solved, Seth! They've been planning this since her birth!"[Sponsor: CMS Black Mug Clean - https://classicmetalshow.creator-spring.com/listing/cms-black-mug-clean]Bro, the world has officially lost its mind. Seth and Chris break down the “eugenics” outrage over an American Eagle commercial. Apparently, having blue eyes and blonde hair makes you a fascist now? We react to the absolute pigs on TikTok claiming Sydney Sweeney is a “Nazi propaganda” tool.Then we get real—REAL dark—about the mob violence in Cincinnati and the “Good vs. Evil” war Chris says is already here.TIMESTAMPS: 00:13:40 - Blothar the Berserker and the Antarctic origin story 00:36:00 - Seth’s sepsis “pit” of depression 01:08:14 - Breaking down the “SS” initial conspiracy 01:18:24 - Zyklon B and the TikTok “rocket scientists”Want tomorrow’s episode TODAY + VIP exclusives + daily AI news pods with ZERO ads? One $4.99 subscription unlocks it all, everywhere: ► Locals: https://classicmetalshow.locals.com ► Substack: https://cmspn.substack.com/subscribe ► Rumble Premium: https://rumble.com/premium/theclassicmetalshowWant the throwback episode + live chat? Full version on Rumble → https://rumble.com/c/CMSDo you think men have been “neutered” by the MeToo era, or are we finally swinging back to being horndogs again? This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit cmspn.substack.com/subscribe

“I took my baseball dollars and I gave them to escorts.” - Jim Norton[Sponsor: Ozzy Osbourne - MEMOIRS OF A MADMAN - https://amzn.to/4lXWhAI]Jim joins Seth and Chris to explain why he’s a proud bandwagon fan and why he’s finally done with the 20-year morning radio grind. We also get into:* The “cancel culture” lie and “social beatings” on Twitter.* The truth about Hulk Hogan’s health.* Why Black Sabbath’s reunion with Bill Ward is for “love, not money.”Want tomorrow’s episode TODAY + VIP exclusives + daily AI news pods with ZERO ads? One $4.99 subscription unlocks it all, everywhere: ► Locals: https://classicmetalshow.locals.com ► Substack: https://cmspn.substack.com/subscribe ► Rumble Premium: https://rumble.com/premium/theclassicmetalshowRock the gear: https://classicmetalshow.creator-spring.com/Chris’s books: Call Me Chris → https://amzn.to/44TDIZ4 Little Victories → https://amzn.to/43A143y …AND OTHER THINGS I SHOULD NOT SAY… → https://amzn.to/3SRP3BqWho is the most overrated “iconic” wrestler of all time? Hogan? Cena? Let’s hear it! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit cmspn.substack.com/subscribe

“I took a ham out of the kitchen refrigerator and I cut a little hole in it and I fucked this ham.” Wait till you hear WHY they said it and what OTHER food items were involved in their “food fucker” past. 🍆🍖Seth Williams and Chris Akin dive deep into the Gene Simmons controversy, discussing the outrage that Kiss’s wealthy frontman is demanding radio stations pay bands royalties for playing their music, unlike streaming services like Spotify. Chris, a veteran of rock radio for over a decade, gives his take on why radio airplay has always been about exposure for bands, not payment, contrasting it with the shady deals record company execs made with streaming platforms. Plus, get the shocking details about the Dave Mustaine interview where Chris admitted to using Napster, and find out which major news story had the crew in stitches at the end of the show.Tired of ads? Grab ad-free episodes, early drops, and bonus rants on our premium platforms!👉 Locals: https://classicmetalshow.locals.com👉 Rumble Premium: https://rumble.com/premium👉 Substack: [SPONSOR: Kiss - KISS Dressed To Kill 50th Anniversary Box Set - https://amzn.to/47Vhiaw]Rock our gear: https://classicmetalshow.creator-spring.com/CHRIS AKIN’S BOOKS (buy or the algorithm wins):Call Me Chris – https://amzn.to/44TDIZ4Little Victories – https://amzn.to/43A143y...AND OTHER THINGS I SHOULD NOT SAY... – https://amzn.to/3SRP3BqEverything here is 100% opinion. DYOR before you @ us.#GeneSimmons, #Napster, #SpotifyHack, #RadioRoyalty, #DaveMustaine, #KissBand, #SethWilliams, #PodcastConfession, #WTF, #MetalNews This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit cmspn.substack.com/subscribe

“I mean, he played okay. He, he, what was he yesterday? Like 10 for 25 for buck 50 or something.” That’s the cold hard truth about the new Browns QB, and now the internet thinks he’s the second coming of Jesus. Wait till you hear WHY they said it... and what other drama is brewing on the Browns sidelines! 🤦‍♂️The Seth Williams Show brings the fire, and today, the Cleveland Browns got burned! Seth and Chris dive into Shadeur Sanders’ first start, cutting through the national media hype and exposing that “50-yard pass” for what it really was: a screen pass! They also vent about the outrageous price of the Hershey Hotel, a $2,000 Motley Crue ticket, and how every meth-head in America has a girlfriend while they’re sitting at home injured! What will it take for fans to finally admit that Jerry Jeudy is “fucking terrible”?Tired of ads? Grab ad-free episodes, early drops, and bonus rants on our premium platforms!👉 Locals: https://classicmetalshow.locals.com👉 Rumble Premium: https://rumble.com/premium 👉 Substack: SPONSOR: Motley Crue - DR. FEELGOOD 35TH ANNIVERSARY LP BOX SET - https://amzn.to/3Je81AARock our gear: https://classicmetalshow.creator-spring.com/CHRIS AKIN’S BOOKS (buy or the algorithm wins): Call Me Chris – https://amzn.to/44TDIZ4 Little Victories – https://amzn.to/43A143y ...AND OTHER THINGS I SHOULD NOT SAY... – https://amzn.to/3SRP3BqEverything here is 100% opinion. DYOR before you @ us.#browns, #shadeursanders, #clevelandbrowns, #nfl, #nflnews, #kevinastin, #cmspn, #sports, #football, #brownsnation This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit cmspn.substack.com/subscribe

“And I turned back on him and I was like, do I need to throw you on the fucking floor or are you just going to back off?” Wait till you hear WHY they said it—this dude almost got into a brawl just for refusing to put on a mask during peak COVID madness! 🤯Seth and Chris get into a RANT about the latest Donald Trump and Jeffrey Epstein rumors, calling it a desperate distraction from the D.C. elite. They share crazy stories about resisting the government, from refusing COVID protocols, almost getting into a fight over a mask in a restaurant, to the real reason Seth ended up losing his leg (he refused to see a doctor). They also discuss the sheer cost of living, from the price of used cars being the same as new ones to the logic behind Trump’s proposed 50-year mortgages. Do honest people always get the short end of the stick in this country?Tired of ads? Grab ad-free episodes, early drops, and bonus rants on our premium platforms!👉 Locals: https://classicmetalshow.locals.com 👉 Rumble Premium: https://rumble.com/premium 👉 Substack: [SPONSOR: Book Your Next Party At Pinball PA - https://www.pinballpa.com/book-a-party/]Rock our gear: https://classicmetalshow.creator-spring.com/CHRIS AKIN’S BOOKS (buy or the algorithm wins): Call Me Chris – https://amzn.to/44TDIZ4 Little Victories – https://amzn.to/43A143y ...AND OTHER THINGS I SHOULD NOT SAY... – https://amzn.to/3SRP3BqEverything here is 100% opinion. DYOR before you @ us.#TrumpHoax, #EpsteinLie, #DemocratFailure, #ShutdownDistraction, #MaskRage, #PoliticalRant, #PodcastClips, #RageBait, #MAGA, #DeepState This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit cmspn.substack.com/subscribe

Can a major city just move on from something like 9/11, or are the consequences still visible in their elections? Seth and Chris pull no punches discussing New York City’s political climate, specifically the election of Mayor Zohran Mamdani, who they describe as Islamic and seemingly communist. They argue that the city is now facing the fallout of its decisions. This is one of those discussions that really gets you thinking! Hit that like button, share this video, and follow us for more hard-hitting commentary. For commercial-free episodes and more, check out Rumble Premium! Hail and Kill! Join the rebellion!SPONSOR: CMS Logo Desk Mat - https://classicmetalshow.creator-spring.com/listing/cms-desk-matGet all your favorite CMS Merchandise from our online store: https://classicmetalshow.creator-spring.com/BUY CHRIS AKIN’S BEST BOOKS HERE:Call Me Chris by Chris Akin - https://amzn.to/44TDIZ4 Little Victories by Chris Akin - https://amzn.to/43A143y ...AND OTHER THINGS I SHOULD NOT SAY... By Chris Akin - https://amzn.to/3SRP3BqWant more? Get commercial-free episodes, early releases, and exclusive content by subscribing to our premium platforms.We highly recommend our Locals page: https://classicmetalshow.locals.comYou can also find us on Rumble: https://rumble.com/premium and Substack: NOTE: Everything said here, and on every episode of all of our shows, are 100% the opinions of the hosts. Nothing is stated as fact. Do your own research to see if their opinions are true or not.#ZohranMamdani, #NYCpolitics, #911Forget, #Rumble, #PoliticalShock, #CommunistMayor, #SethWilliams, #NewYorkCity, #Mamdani, #PoliticalDebate This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit cmspn.substack.com/subscribe

This is an honest look into the personal reasons for our new Monday show format, “Limping Out of the Fire”. The hosts share profound insights into how life-altering medical events—like a burn accident 31 years ago or an amputation 3 years ago—don’t just “go away”. Even today, both hosts deal with severe depression and intrusive thoughts, seeing the bones in their hands or flashing back to the moment they woke up with a missing leg. This clip is a heartfelt call to action to create a much-needed “sounding board” for all survivors.If you’ve gone through a similar experience, please share this clip and know you’re not alone.#SurvivorStory #MedicalTrauma #BurnVictim #Amputee #Depression #MentalHealth #LimpingOutOfTheFire #PTSD #EmotionalHonesty #LifeChanges #PodcastAnnouncement #Venting #TraumaRecovery #TheSethWilliamsShowGet a free Rumble Account so you can comment! https://rumble.com/register/classicmetalshow/Get commercial free versions of our episodes, advance releases and exclusive content by subscribing to Rumble Premium! https://rumble.com/premiumNOTE: Everything said here, and on every episode of all of our shows, are 100% the opinions of the hosts. Nothing is stated as fact. Do your own research to see if their opinions are true or not. This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit cmspn.substack.com/subscribe