Manhattan Abductions, Gross Pedos, and Fusing Alexander to a Couch

About this episode

The episode features discussions on abduction stories, crime reports, and historical facts, all delivered with a comedic twist.

Send us Fan Mail Steven and the Beaveman want to get or stay sexy and Nolan doesn't get it. Remember, you are never going to learn anything from the Slaptail Squad, but it won't stop them from having fun. This week's piece of sh1+ is a real loser. The Swan brings us her crime report. Steven bores us all with an abduction story. It would be cool, but its Steven, sooo. Nolan wows us with some little known facts about Alexander the Great (we knew), and Beaveman brings the heat with stories...

People in this episode

Hosts: Steven, Beaveman, Nolan

Topics covered

• abduction stories
• crime report
• historical facts
• comedy
• improv

Keywords

• abduction
• crime report
• Alexander the Great
• comedy
• improv

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