The Slash or Smash Podcast

The gang is back together for the second to last episode of The Worst Horror Movie Ever championship! This week, it’s a showdown between Jaws: The Revenge and The Apparition—two stinkers that tried (and failed) to stay afloat, despite having decent casts. Was there any hope for these cinematic disasters? Probably not, but that won’t stop us from ripping them apart and pitching our own ideas for how they might have been salvaged. Tune in for fiery hot takes, absurd re-imaginings, and a final countdown until the ultimate trash-tier horror champ is crowned!

In this episode, your hosts John, Tiffany, and guest Jourdyn dive into the spooky world of horror films. They pit two lesser-known flicks against each other: The Apparition (2012) and The Haunting of Molly Hartley (2008). Get ready for a hilarious and suspenseful discussion as they dissect the plot, acting, and overall scares of these films. Despite both movies leaving them feeling unsatisfied, one film truly failed to deliver a satisfying conclusion. Join the fun as they navigate the confusing character names and share their comedic takes on these horror flops.

In this episode, the boys are joined by special guest, Sith! This month, they compare "Cabin Fever" against "House of the Dead." Reliving "Cabin Fever" seemed to re-enrage the gang, while "House of the Dead," a low-budget zombie movie, provided a breath of fresh air, keeping them intrigued and offering a bit of enjoyment. Tune in to find out which movie advances in the tournament!

In this episode, the gang concludes round 1 of their movie showdown with a comparison between "The Disappointments Room" and "The Haunting of Molly Hartley. These two titans proved to be quite the contenders to be worse than the other. However, one movie decided to have a coherent plot. CRAZY! Click that play button to see which dumpster fire moves on to be the ULTIMATE DUMPSTER FIRE!

In this episode, the hosts compared Bless the Child from 2000 to Cabin Fever from 2016, both considered contenders for the title of worst horror movie ever. The intense competition between these films led to a heated and closely contested decision. Tune in to the episode to discover which movie emerges victorious in this battle of the worst horror films.

In this podcast episode, hosts John, Matt, and Tiff review the 1990 movie "Frankenhooker." They describe the film as incredibly cheesy, featuring over-the-top scenes and borderline childish writing. Despite providing some laughs, the hosts find that the movie lacks the nuance necessary to hold their attention. They express confusion about how the $1.5 million budget was utilized, as the film seems to fall short of expectations. The hosts give the movie a SLASH rating, highlighting its potential but ultimately noting its failure to deliver a satisfying viewing experience.

RATING: SMASH In our latest episode, we dive into the wild and wonderful world of the cult classic, "Killer Klowns from Outer Space." Prepare for a rollercoaster ride of laughter and chills, because this movie is the perfect blend of both! The gang delves into what makes this film so incredibly entertaining. It's not just a horror flick; it's a comedy, a satire, and a captivating adventure rolled into one. Watching it with friends turns it into an unforgettable experience. The movie's ability to capture and playfully twist circus stereotypes is nothing short of amazing, and that's precisely what gives it its unique charm. So, pop some popcorn (but beware!), gather your friends, and get ready for a fun-filled time with "Killer Klowns from Outer Space." This film is a must-watch for anyone looking to be simultaneously entertained and spooked. Don't miss out on the hilariously creepy fun!

RATING: SMASH In this episode, Matt, John, and Tiff gather to discuss the 1989 movie 'Intruder.' From the start, it becomes clear that the film is far from a cinematic masterpiece. However, its terrible qualities actually make it incredibly funny for the trio. The conversation kicks off with the hosts highlighting the film's bizarre camera angles. They laugh and share their disbelief at the director's choice to include such unconventional shots that add an unintentional comedic element to the movie. Some scenes are captured from strange perspectives, creating a sense of unease that only serves to enhance the overall absurdity. Moving on, they delve into the performances in 'Intruder.' The hosts share their amusement at the questionable acting choices made by the cast. They discuss the over-the-top performances, exaggerated reactions, and wooden deliveries that only add to the movie's unintentional hilarity. Each actor seems to be on a different wavelength, resulting in a comedic dissonance that had Matt, John, and Tiff in stitches. As the hosts dissect the plot, they collectively conclude that 'Intruder' hardly made any sense. They share their confusion over various plot points and character motivations that seemed to be hastily thrown together. The lack of coherence becomes a running joke throughout the discussion, with the hosts imagining wild explanations and alternative storylines that would have made more sense. Despite its many flaws, the trio unanimously agrees that 'Intruder' is a perfect movie to watch with friends for a good laugh. They encourage their listeners to gather a group of pals, grab some popcorn, and revel in the film's unintentional comedic brilliance. The hosts emphasize that sometimes the worst movies can be the most entertaining, and 'Intruder' is a prime example of that. With their decision made, Matt, John, and Tiff end the episode by inviting their audience to join them in experiencing the joy of watching 'Intruder' together, promising an evening filled with laughter and unforgettable moments.