The Stars Made Me Do It

Mimí and Ciera bring another instalment of the houses series, this episode's main character being Venus! While Venus is all about love, relationships, creativity, and finances, the houses in our chart show us WHERE that Venusian energy expresses itself. If you'd like extra insights as to what areas of life love might show up for you, or deeper understanding as to how you like to give and receive love, this Venus through the houses aims to give extra loving illumination.

What happens when you mix the sign of intensity with the planet of excess? Ciera and Mimí are here to tell you ALL about it in this Jupiter in Aries episode! When Jupiter is in Aries, either in a natal chart or in the current transits, we are encouraged to choose ourselves. Luck and abundance find Aries Jupiter natives when they embrace that warrior spirit and lead with passion. With our most moving Jupiter in Aries public figure yet, this episode is filled with passion and emotion.

In this week’s episode, we’re tackling the dynamic between Mars and Saturn—one of astrology’s most frustrating and ultimately rewarding pairings. We break down how these two planets interact through transits, in the natal chart, and in synastry, exploring the push-pull between Mars’ impulsive drive and Saturn’s patience, discipline, and long-term vision. We also share personal insight from our own Mars-square-Saturn connection, and how that tension has actually created opportunities for growth, resilience, and stronger collaboration over time.If you’ve ever felt the urge to go full speed ahead while life hits the brakes—or wondered how pressure can turn into mastery—this episode will help you understand how Mars and Saturn work together to build something that actually lasts.

When it comes to dreams, there is no more potent placement than Jupiter in Pisces! Being in one of its ruling signs, Pisces Jupiter knows no limits when it comes to miracles and potential. While this placement could have a tendency to drift into isolation, often to find its most lucky potential, it is also a placement that finds its social circles in every living creature. Not only discussing how the world collectively experience Jupiter in Pisces in a massively spiritual way, but also diving into how this placement played out in a very famous figure's chart really gives the full picture of Jupiter in Pisces- tune in for the magical and mystical joy!

In our latest episode, we’re following Mercury through the 12 houses and breaking down how this placement shapes the way you think, learn, and communicate. We talk about how your natal Mercury influences your perception of reality, the kind of information you’re drawn to, and the areas of life where your voice comes through the loudest and clearest. Whether you’re a big-picture thinker or a detail-obsessed note-taker, this episode helps you understand how your mind works—and where it wants to be heard.

This week, we’re kicking off a brand-new series called Astro History, where we look back at major historical events that happened during the same week as our release date—through an astrological lens. In our first episode, we explore Abraham Lincoln’s order to move forward in the Civil War and the tragic Apollo 1 mission fires, examining the charts of the key figures involved as well as the transits shaping those moments in time.While Mimí and Ciera are definitely not professional historians, we do our best to ground the history while using astrology as a tool to add context, symbolism, and deeper insight. Think of this series as a thoughtful blend of history, charts, and cosmic pattern-spotting—perfect for anyone who loves astrology and is curious about how it weaves through pivotal moments in human history.

In our 5th Q&A-style episode, we’re getting real about what it actually means to be an astrologer and how we personally use astrology to navigate our lives—especially when it comes to working with transits and looking ahead one year at a time (instead of spiraling into the distant future). We also dive into your comments and questions, with a special focus on Chiron—and yes, we fully admit it’s probably time for us to revamp our Chiron episode.If you’ve ever wondered how astrologers actually apply astrology day-to-day, this episode is for you. And don’t forget to drop your questions, thoughts, or feedback in the comments—we’ll be pulling from them for our next Q&A episode!"

Another year has come and gone and we are welcoming in 2026 with wide, cosmic arms. For the FOURTH year in a row Ciera and Mimí are joined by Hannah from Hannah's Elsewhere to bring you the major upcoming transits of 2026! We have the outer planets shifting, the nodes changing signs, as well as Mercury up to its annual f*ckery. Tune in for all you need to know about the upcoming year!

This week, we’re diving headfirst into The Holiday and breaking down the astrology of all the characters, where we go through each character’s (and each actor’s!) top three and unpack how their personalities line up with their charts. And of course, we couldn’t resist roasting Ethan a little… mostly because if you ask Mimí, his character remains gloriously, spectacularly pointless. Grab your blanket, pour something cozy, and join us for a charming, astro-fueled trip through one of the best comfort movies ever.

December’s astrology forecast is here—and for this month only, we’re releasing our Patreon episode to the public so everyone can get a taste of what our monthly deep dives are all about! We start by recapping November’s events and how they lined up perfectly with the skies: Mimí’s zero-filter era and unapologetic resentments, plus Ciera’s full-on Sagittarius activation sprinkled with a surprisingly gentle Mercury Retrograde.Then we head into December’s cosmic weather, kicking off with a powerful Full Moon in Gemini and a grand cross that promises big energy. If you’ve got mutable placements… buckle up. You’ll be feeling everything this month—from activations to challenges to the full mutable rollercoaster.With a gobble gobble here, and a neigh neigh there, we prepare for the upcoming Year of the Horse. Keep your ears open because somewhere in todays episode, Mimí might be soft-launching something major 👀Tune in all the way through—you won’t want to miss the cosmic tea or the surprise.

It's that time of year again...Happy Sagittarius season and Happy Birthday Ciera! As per annual tradition, Ciera and Mimí discuss Ciera's upcoming astrological year by looking at her solar return chart. A solar return chart is a perfect way to get an overview of the upcoming year's themes as well as through which lenses lenses the year will be perceived. It seems that Ciera is in for a year of offering more healing services and feeling all of the feels...but with a lighthearted Sagittarius moon guiding the way. Tune in to see what this year has in store for Ciera, as well as what a solar return reading might look like for you!

In this year’s The Stars Made Me Murder episode, Ciera is rejoined by Kailin to discuss the case of one of France’s most chilling crimes: the Dupont de Ligonnès family murders. While we always precise that the stars don’t actually make anyone murder…the family annihilator in this case not only had astrology in mind during this horrendous act, but the astrology of the day these crimes were committed were intense to say the least. What do you think happened that day and what would you make of this potent Aries stellium?