Tim Conway Jr. on Demand

The Tim Conway Jr. Show Hour 1 (6.29)   Ding-dong! The radio misfits are back in full force on this Monday night, with Tim Conway Jr joined by his best boyfriend Mark Thompson! Whip-round: What percentage of US households own a car versus the rest of the world? A whopping 92% here in America compared to just 19% globally — we really are living in car country.   A Las Vegas homeowner learned the hard way about skipping AC maintenance when hers died at 115 degrees, forcing her to kennel the dog and check into a hotel for two weeks — yikes. Meanwhile, a car smashed through a Simi Valley café, narrowly missing two customers but injuring five and tragically killing one.   Timmy nearly drove to Boyle Heights just to experience that putrid stench, while Mark shared his nightmare evacuating during a fire — one of his cats freaked out in the luxury car, peed in the carrier, and the smell was so bad he had to break out corpse odor elimination powder to finally fix the interior. Plus, a sobering update on last week’s twin earthquakes in Venezuela: around 70,000 people reported missing, over 1,400 dead, and thousands of buildings destroyed, with businesses and religious groups stepping up for donations and relief.   Anyone want to join the crew for a Boyle Heights stench tour? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Tim Conway Jr. Show Hour 3 (6.29)  Baseball needs to ditch the umpires calling balls and strikes — they’re getting too old and their eyesight just isn’t what it used to be! Timmy fires up the iconic Donald Trump ditty about immigrants in Springfield eating cats and dogs, while sharing the wild story of a crocodile attacking and killing a man on the beach in Puerto Vallarta, Mexico — crazy to think crocs have been around for 250 million years and survived the dinosaur extinction!   California is going full high-tech in the war on porch pirates with more license plate readers and aerial drones to catch package thieves. Timmy also admits he’s a full-blown Battery Daddy with way too many batteries at home.   Costco is cracking down hard, kicking out members for abusing the generous return policy, skipping the receipt check, stealing, misusing the cancellation policy, mistreating employees, or sharing their membership card. And Tim’s been deep on the SpaceX IPO drama that created 4,000 overnight multimillionaires now hunting for mansions, while proudly announcing his epic Alaska cruise this summer with 145 friends, fans, and foes is completely sold out — it’s gonna be one hell of a “Love Boat”!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Tim Conway Jr. Show Hour 1 (6.26)  When you're stuck in a crappy job or out of work, weekends already suck — and dealing with the public, refunds, and customer service can make it worse. But this week we're diving into something bigger: the Boyle Heights Fire that ignited on June 17th, and the alarming moment Watch Duty deactivated coverage of the area "unless conditions change." Someone clearly wasn't on top of this.  We're joined by retired Former L.A. County Fire Captain Steve Kreeger, a 40-year veteran demanding ANSWERS. Twelve hours in, Watch Duty reported nothing to see — and we break down how the app works as a conduit, pulling from multiple sources and retransmitting to users. An after-action report is desperately needed. Plus, we cover the LaCoFD international USAR team (USA-2) activated to respond to Venezuela after devastating 7.2 and 7.5 earthquakes ripped through the country's center — deploying 71 members, 6 canine teams, and 84,000 lbs of equipment alongside the Fairfax County International Urban Search and Rescue teams.  Then we tackle the grim aftermath: the overwhelming odor of rotting food, a clever penny trick to tell if your fridge lost power while you were away, and the staggering 75 million gallons of drinking water it took to extinguish the blaze. We close on the cleanup nightmare — that "sickly sweet" stench, the heavy metals and forever chemicals potentially released, and the brutal final price tag: $4.5 million to taxpayers.  #BoyleHeights #BoyleHeightsFire #WatchDuty #LAFire #LACountyFire #CaliforniaFire #LosAngeles #BreakingNews #Wildfire #FireSafety #USAR #Venezuela #VenezuelaEarthquake #Earthquake #SearchAndRescue #FirstResponders #Firefighters #PowerOutage #ForeverChemicals #Taxpayers #LANews #CommunitySafety #DisasterResponse #PrepperTips #TrueCrime #PodcastLife #NewEpisode #ListenNow See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Tim Conway Jr. Show Hour 3 (6.26)    We kick off with the great weather fail temps were "supposed" to hit 100 degrees in the Valley — triple digits all week — but the TV news blew it BIG, off by a stunning 55 degrees over the week. Then we turn to the celebration the whole country is buzzing about: the Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce wedding, officially America's Royal Wedding. The New York Times reports Swift has rented Madison Square Garden from July 2 through July 4, with an intimate gathering of about 100 people on July 2 and a bigger celebration of around 1,000 guests over the holiday weekend. NBC SportsRolling Stone  Next, the hunt for the BEST rotisserie chicken in L.A. — and yes, one per person, please! While grocery store birds have seen some price creep, many bulk retailers and major supermarkets still heavily subsidize them to keep prices low. Nationwide, prices swing from $4.99 at budget clubs to over $9 at premium markets, with local hikes driven by packaging and supply chain shifts.  Then, San Diego is ditching its black trash cans — gray is the new black! We break down the recycling rules around pizza boxes and wax paper, which leads Conway to the only question that matters: when you're cutting that pizza, do you cut the cheese?  Finally, we spotlight "The Funny Thing About Men" with Mandy Williams at Sierra Madre Playhouse, and Chris in Miami leaves a super nice message — turns out Chris LOVED Conway's new shirt!  #WeatherFail #ValleyHeat #Heatwave #TaylorSwift #TravisKelce #Traylor #RoyalWedding #MSG #SwiftieWedding #July4Weekend #RotisserieChicken #LAFood #FoodDeals #Costco #SanDiego #Recycling #GoGreen #PizzaNight #Conway #SierraMadrePlayhouse #LiveTheater #MandyWilliams #MiamiListeners #PodcastLife #NewEpisode #ListenNow #TrendingNow See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Tim Conway Jr. Show Hour 1 (6.25)  It's a packed, no-filler episode and we're not slowing down. We open heavy with the devastating twin earthquakes that flattened Caracas and La Guaira — the death toll has climbed past 235 and the rescue effort is racing the clock. Then a wild Conway throwback, because the man once drove Lionel Richie around as a limo driver (Loretta Swit, we're so sorry). Speaking of Lionel — the legend literally sat down mid-"Dancing on the Ceiling," went dizzy, and pulled the plug on his own tour opener with Earth, Wind & Fire, now with two shows postponed on doctor's orders. We've got the jaw-dropping play-by-play, the $200M net worth whip-around, plus the unhinged Richie-Conway saga: Buckley School, Nicole Richie, and a frankly absurd $20K thank-you gift basket. We close on a gut-punch — tennis icon Chris Evert revealing her ovarian cancer is back for a third time, just as her Netflix doc with Navratilova drops. Real news, real chaos, zero filler. Hit play. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Tim Conway Jr. Show Hour 3 (6.25)  This hour is stacked. We open with the ultimate '80s plot twist — the "Ghostbusters" theme and Huey Lewis's "I Want a New Drug" are basically the same song, and the lawsuit saga behind it is wilder than the mash-up. Then we remix the Springfield dog-and-cat meme as the Supreme Court clears the way for Trump to end protected status for hundreds of thousands of Haitian and Syrian immigrants — a ruling that could ripple to 1.3 million people. Next, the wedding of the year: a street-closure permit around Madison Square Garden has Swifties convinced Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce are tying the knot July 3 — though nobody's confirming a thing. Dolly Parton, meanwhile, just opened her trucker-friendly Tennessean Travel Stop and threw down the gauntlet at Buc-ee's with one perfect one-liner ("I couldn't leave it to beavers"). And the video everyone's sharing: a great white shark stalking two paddleboarders off Santa Barbara — who, plot twist, went out looking for it. Plus a fired-up listener letter from Apple Valley. Hit play.    plot twist, mash-up, the truth about, lawsuit saga, remix, ripple effect, secret, wedding of the year, tying the knot, Swifties, convinced, threw down the gauntlet, declares war, perfect one-liner, caught on camera, stalked, the video everyone's sharing, going viral, you won't believe, jaw-dropping, fired up, exposed, ultimate, wild, no one's talking about, breaking, bombshell, iconic, era, receipts. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Tim Conway Jr. Show Hour 1 (6.24)  Timmy and the crew reacts to two massive earthquakes near Caracas, Venezuela, in the volatile Ring of Fire, with fears of thousands dead, buildings turned to rubble, and a tsunami warning in effect. This comes right after a solid shaker in Northern California this morning and the ongoing worry that LA could face major water shortages because of the huge Boyle Heights warehouse fire. The good news? That Boyle Heights blaze is finally out after burning for a week — Timmy proudly claims he helped apply the right kind of pressure on the firefighters. The bad news? Millions of pounds of rotting frozen food in the rubble are about to attract flies, mosquitoes, and vermin.   California’s earthquake expert warns there could be up to 100,000 dead in Venezuela, and Japan got hit with a 6.9 quake today too. Timmy’s PSA? Stock up on water, people — the tectonic plates are moving and this shiz is getting scary. Classic Conway. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Tim Conway Jr. Show Hour 3 (6.24)  Illegal fireworks crackdown season is underway ahead of July 4, with authorities seizing tens of thousands of pounds — but Timmy’s betting the City of Angels will still be lit up with bangers, crackers, and flashers anyway. The FIFA World Cup final is coming July 19 on the East Coast, so we’ve still got almost a full month of this global party — get out there and talk to some foreigners!   Back in Boyle Heights, the massive warehouse fire is finally out, but now the real nightmare begins: millions of pounds of rotting food attracting flies, bugs, mosquitoes, and rats the size of small dogs. On a brighter note, Disney fans rejoice — Walt Disney’s original Grumman Gulfstream I plane, Mickey Mouse One, has been beautifully restored after decades and is now on display at the Palm Springs Air Museum.   And finally, someone hilariously trolled Liberty Medical’s customer service line by stitching together Wilford Brimley’s iconic diabetes commercial voice — Atta boy, Brimley! Classic Conway mix of fireworks, soccer, Disney nostalgia, and random laughs. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Tim Conway Jr. Show Hour 1 (6.23)   The Boyle Heights warehouse INFERNO is out of control — 60 MILLION gallons of water and STILL burning. Tim Conway Jr. breaks down the Lineage cold-storage disaster that's blanketed LA in hazardous smoke for SEVEN straight days.  World-class pulmonologist Dr. Ray Casciari (St. Joseph, Orange) reveals the SHOCKING truth about what you're breathing right now — and why N95 and P100 masks aren't optional anymore. Ammonia leaks, fine-particle warnings, shelter-in-place orders… is YOUR neighborhood next?  PLUS: Gov. Newsom declares a STATE OF EMERGENCY. Mayor Karen Bass scrambles for resources. The solar-contractor blunder that may have sparked it all. And the "Deluge 105" mega-cannon firing 2,000 gallons a minute at the blaze that WON'T DIE.  🚨 The detail nobody's talking about: a Lineage warehouse in Washington burned for TWO MONTHS in 2024. Could LA be next?  And the story going VIRAL — a listener got TICKETED for not moving his car during a FIRE EVACUATION. You won't believe how the city responded.  Air quality, health alerts, breaking updates, and the unfiltered take only Tim Conway Jr. delivers.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Tim Conway Jr. Show Hour 3 (6.23)  Tim Conway Jr. opens with the latest on the Boyle Heights fire, then turns to the World Cup — where Team Norway reportedly brought in 600 pounds of fish. Olivia Rodrigo announces an all-women lineup for her Daisy Chain Fields festival in Irvine (and yes, Conway's high school graduation photo somehow ended up on one of her albums).  The show pays tribute to legendary music mogul Clive Davis, who died peacefully at his Manhattan home Monday of age-related illness at 94. Known as the "Man with the Golden Ears," Davis launched or revived the careers of superstars including Janis Joplin, Whitney Houston, Carlos Santana and Alicia Keys. The best way to celebrate with him? Press plays on the artists he made famous.   Plus: France records 40 drownings in five days as an extreme heatwave grips the country. Teens caught dangerously dangling out of a self-driving Waymo car in Santa Monica — and passengers stuck inside one through a construction zone with police following. A second tiny home village brings 50 units to Van Nuys for the homeless (cue the Van Nuys song). And our friend, the amazing singer Juno Wilson, stops by — come fly with me.  🎧 Listen now. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Tim Conway Jr. Show Hour 1 (6.22)  The giant warehouse fire in Boyle Heights keeps raging for days, fueled in part by the solar panels on the roof. The crew debates who Boyle Heights is actually named after and whether it’s “Jamie” or “Haime” Moore. Tim wonders where Mayor Karen Bass was during all this — apparently at the Obama Library opening in Chicago — while the Conway family still powered through their Father’s Day garage sale under smoky skies.     Mark Thompson reveals he had hand surgery with the same doctor who fixed up Steven Tyler and the guy from Men at Work. The conversation turns to who’s paying for the massive damage (solar company? Insurers? Us taxpayers?) and the jaw-dropping stat from a firefighter friend that crews have used between 13 and 18 million gallons of water so far while 85 million pounds of frozen food spoils. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Tim Conway Jr. Show Hour 3 (6.22)    Steve Carell proves he’s a serious pizza guy with a video outside Barone’s in Sherman Oaks — Timmy C’s all-time favorite spot for square pizza that he’ll happily eat until he gets sick like a dog.     Comedian Carlos Mencia pleads not guilty after being arrested for unpaid taxes on nearly $9 million in earnings. Tim spins the all-time radio banger “Ding-Dong Misfits” because the whole crew is in tonight for a perfect Monday night. Tim reveals he played matchmaker 11 years ago by introducing Mark to his de facto wife, and the crew debates the ultimate dinner party vibe killer — someone suddenly whipping out a board game after dessert.     Mark drops the wild story that he once served on an HOA board with Boutros Boutros-Ghali. The hour closes on a somber note with the sad news that Mike Crozier’s younger sister Susan passed away from a fatal brain bleed. A little bit of everything as usual. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Tim Conway Jr. Show Hour 1 (6.19)  Conway kicks off the hour in full World Cup USA mode as the U.S. beats Australia 2-0 and heads to the knockout round. USA! USA! But the celebration gets interrupted by John Kobylt’s Boyle Heights warehouse fire, which reignites after the wind shifts and causes another flare-up.  Then the crew heads to Washington, D.C., where World Cup fans packed the National Mall for a massive watch party. Conway also takes on the controversial Nike USA home kit, with fans saying the wavy red and white stripes look more like vintage prison jumpsuits or chain gang uniforms than a World Cup jersey.  Later, the hour turns serious with the latest on an armed and dangerous CHP pursuit suspect tied to a double homicide in Pomona.  The hour wraps with Conway trying to become a real FIFA fan and buy tickets on SeatGeek — only to have the site think he’s a robot. And the prices are wild: the cheapest ticket to USA vs. Turkey is around $2,100 for the worst seat, while prime seats in section C108, Row 22 are going for $5,550 to $8,000. Soccer fever is here, and so is sticker shock.  Trending Keywords: World Cup USA, USA vs Australia, knockout round, FIFA World Cup, National Mall watch party, Nike USA kit, SeatGeek, USA vs Turkey tickets, Boyle Heights warehouse fire, John Kobylt, CHP pursuit, Pomona double homicide, Conway Show, funny podcast See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.