Tim Conway Jr. on Demand

Hour 1 (10.28)   6:05: Tonight on “The Conway Show,” Timmy kicks it all off by talking about the lawsuit accusing a popular Los Angeles animal rescue of “puppy laundering.” It’s called Wagmor Pets and it’s in the San Fernando Valley. Celebrity-favored Wagmor owner denies laundering these puppies. The City of Los Angeles has filed a lawsuit against the animal rescue organization and its owner Melissa Bacelar. That’s ruff, man.  6:20: To more on the puppy laundering insanity in Studio City, the woman, Bacelar, allegedly bought dogs from puppy mills and pawned them off as rescue pups to wealthy women looking for a canine companion. The dead giveaway? They were designer pooches, with not a pit bull or mutt in sight. Were these women in denial? Some of them were forking out well over $1,000 for these so-called rescues.  6:35: While Southern California continues to experience coastal flooding, inland LA is not quite free from flooding either. There’s a sinkhole impacting traffic in Hollywood due to yet another watermain break. And it’s right on Sunset Boulevard, on the corner where the Chick-Fil-A is. Those party girls must be soggy! When the Big One hits, this city is gonna be a lake.  6:50: As the holidays approach, you think you’re set for a sweet deal on airfare? Bad news. If flying a discount airline like Frontier, it’ll cost you a heck of a lot more, with fares jumping a whopping 71% due to rising fuel costs. At least you’ll still get the midair flight fights between the other cheapo travelers. It now costs close to $150 per pet to fly the dog-friendly airline. After a nightmare experience traveling with his dog Ernie and a serious case of green apple splatters, Tim vowed never to fly with another dog. Speaking of Ernies, Ernie Johnson is retiring from “Inside the NBA.”  #Wagmor #MelissaBacelar #SanFernandoValley #puppylaundering #StudioCity #TheConwayShow #SoCalflooding #Hollywoodsinkhole # SunsetBoulevard #ChickFilA #FrontierAirlines #Frontierprices #budgetairlines #petfriendlyairline #ErnieJohnson #InsidetheNBA #KFI #TimConwayJr  Thanks for listening to Tim Conway Jr. on KFI! 🎙️ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hour 3 (10.28) 8:05: We often hear stories about people, particularly retirees, selling their homes, furniture, vehicles — you name it — to live onboard a cruise ship for years. The residential cruise ship Villa Vie Odyssey suspended its round-the-world four-year voyage and stranded over 200 passengers in Cambodia after soaring fuel costs. The cruise ship is now on temporary layup in port, having set sail from Belfast two years ago. Permanent residences start at $100,000, and go up to more than $400,000, plus monthly fees for life onboard. But it hasn’t exactly been smooth sailing and there’s no guarantee the voyage will ever resume.  8:20: Breaking news: The Milwaukee Brewers have just won the World Series! Is it their first championship win? Timmy thinks so! The Los Angeles Summer Olympics 2028 new slogan has been revealed: Stars align. That it? Where’s the rest of it? It reflects the coming together of athletes and fans from all over the world — and some other stuff. Where can you find your best deals for Thanksgiving? At Walmart, you can buy a 10-pound turkey for 84 cents a pound — that’s less than $9. Meanwhile, at Target you can do the entire Thanksgiving spread for six people for just $30. Bundling is the trick. At Walmart, you can feed 10 people for $3.50 a person. You can get a free turkey at ShopRite if you spend a certain amount at the supermarket chain.  8:35: With the MLB now over for the year, sports lovers still have the NFL, NHL and NBA to look forward to. That sentence was a nightmare for dyslexics. The cops pulled over a couple to prank them on their wedding night as they were headed for their honeymoon while they were still in their tux (the groom) and the wedding gown (the bride). A guy decided to swallow $760,000 in diamond earrings rather than give them up after snatching them from Tiffany’s in Orlando. He’s been forced to stay in hospital until he evacuates the baubles.  8:50: High tide has never been higher in parts of SoCal and Orange County thanks to this crazy El Nino weather bringing weird waves and coastal flooding. We’re talking shin deep water in Newport and on the Pacific Coast Highway. The community is rallying and helping each other out with support and sandbags. The flooding is predicted to subside tomorrow and won’t return ’til Thanksgiving. Some restaurants and stores are doing it tough with soggy carpet and waterlogged floorboards.  Thanks for listening to Tim Conway Jr. on KFI! 🎙️ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hour 1 (10.27) Seawater swamped Redondo Beach’s International Boardwalk, and if your car sat in it, especially an EV, get it inspected. Plus: the FTC and 20 states, including California, sue Dollar General.  6:05: Commerce Casino manager David Misikian on how he and Tim met 29 years ago, and whether Conway was an angry drunk back then. He also lives near the flooded area and tells us what he’s seeing.  6:20: Saltwater corrodes your car fast and can short out an EV’s battery pack. Fire officials have warned that flooded EVs can catch fire days or even weeks later. If your car goes through these high tides, get it inspected as soon as possible.  6:35: The FTC and 20 states, California, sued Dollar General in federal court in Tennessee. They say shoppers were charged more at the register than the shelf or ad price from 2019 through March 2026, which drew nearly 30,000 complaints. Also: the eat-before-you-drink rule for skipping the hangover, the side-of-sour-cream story, and flip-flops versus Nauti USA sandals.  6:50: Unusually high tides pushed seawater onto the International Boardwalk at the Redondo Beach pier and into nearby businesses. Tides along the LA County coast ran 1 to 1.5 feet above predictions, and the San Pedro gauge set a new record of 8.02 feet.  Thanks for listening to Tim Conway Jr. on KFI! 🎙️ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hour 3 (10.27) Record-breaking tides flooded homes in Sunset Beach, and Obama compared Trump’s White House makeover to a Cheesecake Factory opened by Saddam Hussein. Trump did not let it go.  8:05: Why are the tides this high? Blame the moon, plus warm El Niño water expanding the ocean. ABC7’s Chris Cristi flies over the damage in Sunset Beach and Crystal Cove. The San Pedro tide gauge set a new record of 8.02 feet, beating a mark from 2005, and Long Beach’s Peninsula neighborhood is bracing for more.  8:20: Jay-Z’s Roc Nation has helped run the NFL’s live music, including the Super Bowl halftime show, since 2019. Tim tells how he met his wife, and Sheron Bellio’s husband turns out to know his football. Plus: Obama’s Cheesecake Factory jab, and Trump’s reply that Obama “wouldn’t understand.”  8:35: The LA City Council voted 13-1 to put up to 50 enforcement cameras on DASH buses. Fines are $293 for blocking bus lanes and stops, with warnings only for the first 60 days. And Glendale Water & Power wants a nearly 50% rate hike to fix aging pipes, while residents gather protest signatures to block it.  8:50: The Milwaukee Brewers swept the Dodgers out of the NLCS and ended the 3-peat bid. Without a World Series in LA, the bars, restaurants and vendors that count on October baseball lose out.  Thanks for listening to Tim Conway Jr. on KFI! 🎙️ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hour 1 (10.26)  Mark’s cranky cankle is back in the house as he and Timmy dig into the coastal flooding slamming LA and Orange County — Huntington, Newport, the whole soggy mess. Locals are stressed, shops are closed, and the high tides are swishing ocean water where the sun usually shines.   Then it’s on to the restaurant business, which Timmy says is brutal right now: His favorite Burbank barbecue joint was out of half the menu, regulations are everywhere, and more than 7,500 restaurants across the US shut down in the first half of 2026. On a brighter note, Woody from “The Woody Show” called Timmy’s Instagram a “solid follow,” especially for San Fernando Valley and Burbank content. Atta boy. And if you need extra cash this holiday season, Amazon, UPS, Dick’s, Foot Locker, and Michaels are all hiring thousands, with some companies apparently filling jobs in about seven minutes. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hour 3 (10.26) Michael Gates, the former Huntington Beach city attorney who could be California’s next attorney general, is in the studio with Mark and Tim talking about his campaign. California ranks as the second most dangerous state under current AG Rob Bonta, and Gates says he’ll fix that. Head to Gates4ag.com to learn more.   On the Skydance lawsuit Bonta was involved in, Paramount was ready to leave the state and gave the AG one chance to walk it back — according to Gates, Bonta was nearly in tears to get the settlement because of the political heat.   With Halloween approaching, hospitals see a surge in kids getting hit by cars while trick-or-treating, so parents should put them in high-visibility vests and reflective gear. As of today, multiple speed cameras are live around LA, with plans to ramp up to 120 to catch speeders with ever-rising fines.   There’s a 40 to 50% chance of rain this Halloween, and the clocks go back for an extra hour of moist sleep. Ding-dong. Timmy’s noticed a surplus of Halloween candy at Target and Costco that needs to move fast — scary-sweet sales are down 7 percent. His favorite bar is a Snickers; Mark’s is a KitKat. Halloween falls on Saturday this year, so the weather chat is on. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hour 1 (10.23) People camped out for Apple’s $2,000 iPhone Duo, and within hours one owner reported a cracked screen along the hinge. Rich on Tech reviews the foldable, plus Luka’s new-look Lakers.  6:05 The Duke of Sports, Eric Sklar, breaks down a Lakers roster with nine new faces and no LeBron James. It’s Luka Doncic’s team now, with Collin Sexton, Walker Kessler and Quentin Grimes among the additions.  6:20 iPhone Duo fans lined up days early for Apple’s first foldable, which starts at $1,999. One owner in Australia says the inner screen cracked along the hinge after about six hours and fewer than 20 openings. Apple swapped the phone on the spot.  6:35 The Rich on Tech iPhone Duo review, edited by yours truly. The Duo hits stores already sold out, with eBay resellers getting as much as $5,000. Daddy! I want a Duo!  6:50 Rain and lightning hit Orange County and stop high school football games. Then a mediator will decide whether Nick Reiner can use a trust worth at least $1.5 million to pay for his defense in the murder of his parents, Rob and Michele Reiner.    Thanks for listening to Tim Conway Jr. on KFI! 🎙️ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hour 3 (10.23) Crumbl Cookies has closed dozens of stores, while Chunk-A-Dunk in Claremont is selling half-pound stuffed cookies. Plus, what a dirty soda is, Sammy Long’s NFL picks, and a soggy SoCal weekend.  8:05 Crumbl Cookies has closed dozens of locations this year as sales slide. Meanwhile, Chunk-A-Dunk is open in Claremont with half-pound stuffed cookies. Dirty sodas are the craze: soda mixed with flavored syrup, a splash of cream and often fresh citrus, a trend that started in Utah at shops like Swig. And it’s been 100 years since Harry Houdini died on Halloween 1926.  8:20 A World Series check-in as the Brewers faces the Rays, Milwaukee’s first trip since 1982, with a viral new theme song. Plus, Milwaukee legend Big Red, and a weather cell rolls through Orange County with lightning, thunder and rain.  8:35 Handicapper Sammy Long (@TheSammyLong on X) comes off a 3-2 week with his NFL Week 7 picks. His Gold Star game is Chiefs +3 at Seahawks. He also likes Saints +3 vs. Steelers, Bengals-Ravens over 48.5, Lions -3 vs. Packers, and Cowboys-Eagles under 44.5.  8:50 Halloween is one week away. Lingering showers stay in the forecast for the weekend, with a strong cell near Carlsbad and Oceanside and heavy rain in Santa Ynez and Lake Arrowhead. The Ontario Sports Empire, a 190-acre sports complex billed as the largest of its kind west of the Rockies, holds its grand opening Saturday, Oct. 24. And Metrolink suspends Orange County Line service between Laguna Niguel/Mission Viejo and Oceanside Monday through Friday, Oct. 26–30, because of extreme high tides.  Thanks for listening to Tim Conway Jr. on KFI! 🎙️ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hour 1 (10.22) A fire official told Mark McNabb he might have died if he’d stayed to fight the Norte Fire with his new pool pump. He and his wife had 20 minutes to grab what mattered and go.  6:05 Two men and a woman were pulled from the rain-swollen Pacoima Wash in North Hills Thursday morning as one of the season’s first big storms-soaked Southern California. LAFD crews used a helicopter hoist and a ladder truck to reach them.  6:20 How do you keep going when life gets hard? Susan Fries of Ecola Termite & Pest Control shares the mindset that gets her through. Plus: When did your kid get their first phone?  6:35 The Norte Fire tore through San Clemente and San Juan Capistrano last Friday. Mark McNabb had just remodeled, adding a fire-resistant roof and a pool pump to fight flames. OCFA’s Steve Concialdi told him that staying with that pump may have cost him his life.  6:50 Losing a home to a fire, flood or tornado turns every day into a struggle. McNabb, owner of Surf City Printing, talks about getting back on your feet after disaster.  Thanks for listening to Tim Conway Jr. on KFI! 🎙️ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hour 3 (10.22) Starting Nov. 20, Airbnb hosts can’t make you wash dishes, strip beds or take out the trash. Plus: who gets up to $200 from Amazon, and a woman who cried for three hours over a seat swap.  8:05 Carnival is moving its drink and Wi-Fi packages to dynamic pricing on Dec. 1, with prices that shift by cruise length, itinerary and season. Is that a better deal for cruisers, or just a bigger bill in peak season?  8:20 JetBlue’s first kid-free flight is an adults-only charter out of JFK, sold only as part of a Virgin Voyages cruise package. Plus: a lawnmower theft in Santa Monica, and Mark McNabb on losing his home in the Norte Fire.  8:35 For bookings made on or after Nov. 20, Airbnb hosts can’t require guests to do dishes, strip beds, run laundry or take out the trash, even when you’re paying a hefty cleaning fee. Prime members who signed up between 2019 and 2025 could automatically get up to $200 from Amazon’s $2.5 billion FTC settlement. And Anthropic’s draft IPO filing shows an $80.7 billion first-half loss, mostly on paper. Would you buy stock in a company that’s losing money?  8:50 Travel blogger Tomiko Harvey refused to trade her aisle seat for a middle seat on a 10-hour flight so a woman could sit next to her husband. She says the woman cried for three hours. Would you swap? Dolly Parton celebration from across the entertainment industry on CMA.  Thanks for listening to Tim Conway Jr. on KFI! 🎙️ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hour 1 (10.21) 6:05 — Ding-dong with this rain! It's putting Timmy in a great mood — it is sensational when it rains! Especially in the filthy San Fernando Valley where Tim the Valley-dweller has always... dwelled. Meanwhile, San Clemente is dealing with burn scars and no vegetation following the recent Norte Fire earlier this week, with rains bringing the threat of mudslides.  6:20 — Tim went to Starbucks today, and the only thing people were talking about was the rain. It's big news in Southern California! He likes it when something makes people remove their noses from their phones. People who live in South Orange County listen to KFI and these are the people impacted by the Norte Fire, king tides and the rain. A local emergency has been declared down there. We're getting attacked on all fronts! Meanwhile, in Laguna Beach, they're doing emergency repairs on a massive crack on the PCH, near to where they have Pageant of the Masters.  6:35 — In Newport Beach they're preparing for rain and another potentially dangerous surf situation, with emergency alerts activated due to flooding fears. In Long Beach, the peninsula people are still bracing for the worst as a storm approaches. Those homes used to have 100 yards of sand, carparks, and volleyball courts between them and the Pacific Ocean. Not anymore, with those waves practically in their living rooms. Everyone who lives near the ocean is friendly with their neighbors. In Burbank where Timmy lives? Not so much.  6:50 — With burn areas following SoCal wildfires, Oxnard has issued a flashflood warning in the Malibu and Topanga areas. Rain over an inch forecast throughout the night in areas including the Valley, Agoura Hills and Orange County. Driving in SoCal when it's raining is very dangerous. We could listen to Dallas Raines all night long.  Thanks for listening to Tim Conway Jr. on KFI! 🎙️See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hour 3 (10.21) 8:05 — Most people who live in an oceanfront home are older, and right now those people are stressed due to the weather, flooding and wildfires. What things soothe people when they're nervous? According to Timmy, it's going out for dinner with friends, shopping for something nice at the mall, and listening to music from your childhood, especially TV-show theme songs. And No. 1 on that list is the theme song from the sitcom "Cheers."  8:20 — "Schoolhouse Rock" singer Jack Sheldon, most famous for "I'm Just a Bill," used to play every Sunday night at the iconic jazz bar Money Tree in Toluca Lake, and Tim and his wife used to go and see him. Timmy and Croz reminisce about Saturday morning cartoons, "Conjunction Junction" and their shared love for Sheldon.  8:35 — Tim's Instagram @conwayshow has now officially hit 105,000 flowers! People love Walmart and Sam's Club, and now the two retail giants are unveiling a new membership offer to lure in new shoppers. For just $120 a year you can combine both memberships for mucho savings — including at the gas pump. SpaceX and Tesla may combine for one massive, mega company. CEO Elon Musk is the big winner here, with the two companies combined said to be worth $5 trillion. Next up, we have premium headphone reviews in time for the festive season.   8:50 — Disneyland spent just one year building its monorail, while LAX has spent eight years so far building its People Mover. It's three years overdue and there are still problems with the track, including three uncontrolled electrical explosions, and the contractors and airport can't figure it out. What's up with that? Will it be finished before the Super Bowl next year? The targeted opening date was 2023. It's nippy up in Ventura, where they're facing more rain and a storm.  Thanks for listening to Tim Conway Jr. on KFI! 🎙️ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hour 1 (10.20) A $3,300 DWP bill for two months, and now Mayor Bass says pay what you can. Plus a pulmonologist on how Jalen Hurts’ calf clot reached his lungs, and who should skip this fall’s COVID shot.  6:05 Dr. Ray Casciari is a pulmonologist with St. Joseph Hospital in Orange and Interim Vice President of Medical Affairs at Henry Mayo Newhall Hospital in Valencia. He explains which age groups he says should skip this fall’s COVID vaccine. Then: the Eagles put Jalen Hurts on injured reserve with a blood clot in his calf that reports say moved to his lungs. Dr. Casciari explains how a leg clot becomes a pulmonary embolism and why it has Hurts out indefinitely.  6:20 Pope Leo XIV is back at the Vatican after surgery at Rome’s Gemelli Hospital to remove a localized lung cancer from his right lung. Dr. Casciari explains what that surgery and recovery involve. Also, Selena Gomez says vaping nicotine changed her voice for good, and she’s telling fans it isn’t worth it.  6:35 Dennis Zine, former LAPD officer, former L.A. City Councilmember and board member of the Los Angeles Police Protective League, joins Michael Stafford of the San Fernando Valley United Chamber of Commerce.   6:50 Mayor Karen Bass tells LADWP customers hit with huge bills after the summer heat to pay what they can for now. She has also asked the DWP board to halt water and power shutoffs through the end of 2026. Some customers say their two-month bills hit $2,700 to $3,300.    Thanks for listening to Tim Conway Jr. on KFI! 🎙️ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.