
#140 - The Marines Kept Jorge’s Birth Certificate
From Two Beers and a Mic by Jake Stone
May 19, 2026 · 35 min · Season 1 · Episode 140
About this episode
The episode features chaotic confessions and humorous discussions, including Jorge's story about a Marine recruitment office.
Episode 140 is loaded with chaos, confessionals, and questionable life choices. The boys crack open and review the Mango Kölsch from Shiner Brewing Co. while Stone prepares for his upcoming triathlon and debates whether his body is actually ready for the challenge. Jorge tells the unbelievable story of visiting a Marine recruitment office, somehow leaving without his birth certificate, and the reasons he was ultimately denied the chance to enlist. The crew also goes around the table admitting things they’re man enough to confess… but definitely not proud of. To top it all off, the boys compare their wildly different high school concession stand experiences and somehow turn it into one of the funniest conversations of the episode. Grab a beer and enjoy another unfiltered episode of Two Beers and a Mic 🍻
People in this episode
Host: Jake Stone
Guest: Jorge
Topics covered
- chaos
- confessionals
- life choices
- triathlon
- military
- high school experiences
Keywords
- Mango Kölsch
- Shiner Brewing Co.
- triathlon
- birth certificate
- military enlistment
- confessions
- high school concession stands
Mentioned in this episode
Organizations: Shiner Brewing Co.
Places: Marine recruitment office
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