You ate a Monkey!? or a banana?

About this episode

The episode features discussions on lawn care mishaps, dental experiences, macro photography, and various technology and finance topics.

This week Brian beats the Dude onto the call, Rich is out here mowing a swamp, nobody can find the spider on the dollar bill, and the Crocs have officially lost all their tread. It's Episode 103 and we are absolutely not slowing down. We kick things off with Rich half-mowing his flooded yard — and revisiting the time he had to winch his own lawnmower out of the back 40 with the Jeep. Classic Rich. We move into the dental drama, where a clinic waited until the last possible second to schedule a deep cleaning and then acted like it was Rich's emergency. It was not. Bella makes her appearance too, because of course she does — no treadmill, full Jeep rides, head out the window at exactly the right speed. Rich has been getting back into macro photography and shares some shots live — a loofah, an oil lamp wick, and a $5 bill that turns out to have a whole lot going on under magnification. Brian claims he saw the spider on Lincoln's face back when he had younger eyes. We believe him. Mostly. From there we roam through: vibe-coded podcast players with probable backdoors, the Toyota Stout (a $23K truck that could save America), Bitcoin dropping while Rich watches the Kraken ticker live…

People in this episode

Host: Rich

Guest: Brian

Topics covered

• lawn care
• dental drama
• macro photography
• technology
• finance
• automotive

Keywords

• lawnmower
• deep cleaning
• macro photography
• Crocs
• Bitcoin
• Toyota Stout
• Starlink
• AT&T

Mentioned in this episode

Organizations: AT&T, Starlink, EU

Products: Crocs, Toyota Stout, Bitcoin

Places: America, Lincoln

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