Season 5 Episode 3: Hot Glue Is a Lifestyle Choice

About this episode

The episode features a humorous tale about Gnorman the Survivor, a gnome who endured chaos and a dog attack.

This week on Two Wild & Crafty Girls, the girls dive into an unbelievable tale of Gnorman the Survivor, a life-size porch gnome who lived through chaos, a dog attack, and some emergency hot-glue surgery. Grab your wine and come laugh with us as we unpack the funniest Crafting Chaos story yet. It’s messy, it’s unhinged, and it’s everything you didn’t know you needed today.

People in this episode

Hosts: Sarah Paige-Gruber, Jessica Wilson

Topics covered

• crafting
• humor
• storytelling
• chaos
• gnomes

Keywords

• hot glue
• crafting chaos
• gnome
• story
• humor

Mentioned in this episode

Books & works: Gnorman the Survivor

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