Patch #147 - Patch Full O' Scraps

About this episode

This episode features a collection of random thoughts and discussions on various quirky topics.

From coughing fits to crusty sourdoughs, this episode is made entirely of scraps - old notes, fleeting thoughts, and the kinds of ponderings that once felt too small, too odd, or too unworthy to make the cut. But today, they shine. In this rapid-fire, patchwork-style patch, we discuss: The weird intimacy of bringing a list of topics to dinner Why Christian thinks fridges have made us forget the meaning of "fresh" Is putting found items higher really helping the original owner? Emojis vs. "haha" - which carries more social weight? Nonno throws out a brand new phone, but keeps 1997 soft drinks The stress of coughing while trying to finish a story Walking past a housemate: acknowledge? ignore? perform? The violent pain of sourdough and how to eat it safely “Myriad” reasons to hate people who know they're using “myriad” correctly So grab your blunt knife, lift that lost glove to eye level, and join us as we stitch together a new patch - out of scraps. Follow us on Instagram, YouTube, TikTok, Twitter and Facebook to see clips from the show:  linktr.ee/welcometopatchwork For a couple of dollars a month you can sign up to our Patreon page and get a…

People in this episode

Host: Christian

Topics covered

• coughing fits
• sourdough
• dinner topics
• fridges and freshness
• found items
• emojis vs. haha
• housemate interactions
• pain of sourdough
• using the word myriad

Keywords

• improv
• comedy
• patchwork
• scraps

Mentioned in this episode

Products: sourdough

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