WOE.BEGONE

The revolver felt heavy and cold in my hand.[Warning: This episode contains depictions of violence, gun violence, death, and burning flesh. Listener discretion is advised.]CREDITS:Jamie Petronis as Matt and "Future Matt"KO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopLINKS:MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comBLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.comTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

There you go. I made the first move. So start talking, cowboy.CREDITS:Jamie Petronis as MattKO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopLINKS:MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comBLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.comTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

I ain’t that difficult to figure out. I just got secrets.[Warning: The episode contains depictions of death, gun violence, and hypothetical squirrel death. Listener discretion is advised.]CREDITS:Kirsten Ria as Fox HollowayKO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopLINKS:MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comBLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.comTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

You gotta let these things play out until they can't play out no more. Makes for less tracks in the snow.[Warning: This episode contains a depiction of gun violence. Listener discretion is advised.]KO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopLINKS:MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comBLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.comTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

You left the gate open for ‘em.[Warning: This episode contains a description of using animals for their meat. Listener discretion is advised.]KO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopLINKS:MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comBLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.comTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

LYRICS:Well Edgar is dead there is nothing to sayNothing Mike can do will make it okayThere’s nothing to do to return him to formBetter to stay home and hang out with NormMike kills a spider inside of his houseHe carries it with him whenever he’s outMichael thinks he’d do better out of the homeSo Mike goes to Texas, down to bluster’s groveTex has an idea of what’s going onHe sends Mike to Yellowknife to live on a farmThe Yellowknife folks don’t like Mike's planSo they break his calculator, no more numbers, manMike escapes back to Bluster’s GroveHe’s been living as stock with the numbers aloneThe lost year is gone, it’s burned in the pastTex pushed mike right into a vatIt’s better to let these things goBut mike can’t keep well enough aloneThere’s talks at the tavern of a rerack todayBut Tex gets dethroned and Mike is set freeA is in charge, he’s cracking the whipOutlaw and Bluster are now wanted menMike is retired after such a long tripHe piles up the past to try and get over itBase is continuing correcting the timeMike sleeps through a conference and steps on a spiderMeanwhile Al is the king of the crabsHe puts down a mutiny with a wave of his handsLieutenant swears revenge and you know that he’ll get itOperose will be back if Mike will just let itTy visits Mike to make a house callActing like he doesn’t want anything at allHe makes Mike promise he won’t do something drasticMike tells Ty he can kiss his asscheekIt’s better to let these things goBut mike can’t keep well enough aloneMike starts to blink when he’s at the compoundDestabilized timelines are going aroundAnd Norm gets too close to remain in the foldBradford and Stinky take over his homeStinky plays dumb, Mike blinks outMike is getting desperate for help right nowHe begs Michael for guidance, Michael says yepHe proves Mike will become him, cuts off his fingertipEdgar blinks out inside a correctionHe cannot avoid Operose’s detectionEveryone is trying to remember him aliveBut Mike is determined he will never dieLieutenant’s set free, he sends Al to TyAl sends Mike to yellowknife and then al’s sent to dieLieutenant kills A and frees Tex from the vatsHe sends Edman to Yellowknife where Mike is atIt’s better to let these things goBut mike can’t keep well enough aloneBradford sends Mike to Norm, he don’t remember a thingMike transports in the room and ruins everythingHe meets the cured Edgar and chooses to save himThe iteration storm stars, cue the mayhemBut what about the lost year, that voice that we heard?Is it fated to stay buried in the dirt?Now that Mike initiated the stormWhat will become of the Mikes that are born?Is Operose now a foregone conclusionThat Mike founded it to keep Edgar elusiveAnd maybe the most important question of allWill the Matt Pack get screentime in this season at all?It’s better to let these things goBut mike can’t keep well enough alone Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

There is a hole in him.[Warning: This episode contains depictions of death, violence, gun violence, preparing animals for food, and a brief mention of alcohol use. Listener discretion is advised.]CREDITS:Kevin Berrey as RyanHarlan Guthrie as Sylvester August BaxterJustJ as SkinnerDerek Moreland as Rugby ManGary Furlong as Hunter Jeremiah HartleyTaylor Michaels as ChanceLyssa Jay as CharlieMichelle Kan as Marissa NgHenry Galley as Bradford BeaumontJeremy Enfinger as EdgarRyan Joseph Murphy as NormDavid Ault as Ty BetteridgeBen Rowe as FelixJamie Petronis as MattCody Heath as BritchesPine Gonzales as MagnoliaJess Syrat as FlashKO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopUse code WOEBLEFTGONE for 15% off!LINKS:MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comBLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.comTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.