Zlurpcast - Blood Bowl Podcast

Zlurpcast episode opens with podcast watch or listen, beer talk, pee talk, blood talk, poop talk -- THEN we got to Blood Bowl. Or is it BLOOD BOWEL? Jonny P and Xtreme are excited to bring back a BACK IN THE DAY segment featuring super old Zlurpcast bits. Are they too hot for TV? Or the internet? Jonny will show off his new Prayers to Nuffle cards and you will get to hear an old clip and judge for yourself. It's from around 2011 and it features G-Dub interviewing Scott and Steve from Both Down. Xtreme said it's "carefully edited because it was a different time" Will GOOD DWARF BAD DWARF come back? Maybe - only if it's legit! In the Graveyard we cover TKC-Ish and Cabbage Cup. Who likes cabbage anyways? Xtreme has dabbled. Jonny gots a killer boon. Plus we both won awards! Very rare occurrence. Xtreme always makes HAVING FUN his second goal. What is #1? Plus we will preview upcoming Midwest and Florida tournaments in May. Finally we'll close with a ZLURPCAST EXCLUSIVE with Jonny P talking about a new tournament he's going to run at a brewery in Tampa, called FEETS OF STRENGTH -- and an exclusive giveaway to those lucky enough to attend! Do you call your Blood Bowl friends by their NAF name in person? That's weird man. Make sure you get new skill bands for the teams that got nerfed from Charlie Victor Products! Xtreme keeps buying more because of all the NON-DWARF teams he's now playing. Crazy times. Get your hands on sweet Zlurpcast sponsored quick reference sheet on those orders too. While on their website, get a BALL LICKER! Should we do speeches when we win awards? It's a fun platform to get political. Jonny P is into smelly alien jars, hands in videos, and may or may not be known in the northeast as Monkey McMurtelstein Xtreme quote of the day "We live in a world of dishonesty." Squib Squab Whatever (unremarkable kicker)

Hello Zlurp Nation! Join us this episode Inside the Dugout talking about meeting celebrities inside an actual dugout and our own projects such as the Florida State Championship and our League Updates. We go Around the Old World and get ready for TKC-Ish and Bounty Bowl. Plus, how do you play with your toys? Do you protect your investment and name them with stories -- or are they just game pieces. Two takeaways 1. Paypal money doesn't count as real money 2. Get your roster in before Roster Nazi shits down your chimney! Follow the Zlurpiest Blood Bowl Podcast now @Zlurpcast and BloodBowlPodcast.comGet skill rings, the new M case, and more from CharlieVictorProducts.com

First episode of the new year and we'll share a Zlurpcast Exclusive with House Blackfyre himself about the epic Amorical Cup he's running in June. We'll take a few creep steps in the Blood Bowl Tournament Graveyard and discuss New York New Year's Bash and Radikal Skills dude! Xtreme was NOT playing Dwarves? What the hell? Brief chat about Stalling and Prayers to Nuffle. You like that shit? Learn why Xtreme is NEVER happy with ANY matchup he gets! Also learn why Jonny P is scarred from seeing his friend's dad in his underwear just after a repeat viewing of Major League. This is the Blood Bowl podcast that is going to make you want to dip your butt in $240 worth of pudding! More deetz on the NEW Zlurpee Stars and also what does the future of Zlurpee Bowl hold? Will Xtreme get "his affairs in order" for the Zlurpee Estate? "If you can't trust Blood Bowl fluff, what can you trust in this world we live in?" -Jonny P Follow @zlurpcast on all the socials and watch our ugly mugs on the YouTube version of the show -- if you think you can handle it like a goddam adult. Don't embarrass us again.

Blood Bowl Season 3 talk, STAY POSITIVE! (yeah, right) Also check out the new Charlie Victor M bag and find out if this is the end of dwarves for Xtreme?! Learn how Jonny P found the light with a re-introduction to Blood Bowl in a new gaming group. Also enjoy a reading from the Book of Nuffle... featuring Dworcs. Follow everywhere @zlurpcast and get yourself the cream of the crop of Blood Bowl accessories at CharlieVictorProducts.com What are your 3 favorite Bush songs?

Get the best Blood Bowl swag around from the best (debatable) Blood Bowl Podcast around at CharlieVictorProducts.com Sean Cowley joins the show to talk news about Amorical Cup 2026! Xtreme and Sean also share stories from Ogre-Hio Bowl and why it's good (or bad) to stick with the same team all the time. Jonny P describes his breathtaking first glimpse of Xtreme from Chaos Cup 2004 decked out in full XFL garb. Last call for Zlurpee Bowl and get ready for the LIVE ZLURPCAST on July 24!

Get a Zlurpcast Exclusive about Zlurpee Bowl XIV that you won't hear anywhere else! Also, learn why a wealthy Xtreme (or Ratzi) would ask for his towels to be reheated and refreshed very often. Plus we'll cover the Radical Skillz and Snowbrawl Tournament in the Graveyard! Plus who is the best Dwarf Coach in Xtreme's Region for 2525 so far?!

Recaps from White Skull Challenge, Goat-El Games and more. Listen if you dare with a QWERTY keyboard nearby! Who still likes Pepsi and Pizza? It's all luck mofos so be lucky and listen to this episode now. Get your hands on the F Cancer Token from Charlie Victor by Nov 3rd!

Second Sons and Headbangers Ball covered in the Tournament Graveyard while we go Around the Old World for a couple upcoming events in our area. The first half of this episode has a weird buzz in the background. Sorry folks. You would think using a real radio studio would be better quality. You would be wrong. Let's add a Saul Hudson ( / ) in there as the second half of this episode welcomes Steve Lemky to join us and talk about the Canadian Blood Bowl Major: Spike Tournament on Oct 5th and 6th Zlurpcast sponsored by Charlie Victor Products - the best Blood Bowl accessories around!

Greetings Zlurp Nation! Xtreme covers the recent Lil’ Zlurp Blood Bowl tournament and we preview what’s going down in our area in June. More Star Player bashing from Jonny P and we do a deep dive into Xtreme’s anti-brainfreeze super power.

It's our Just-Before-Adepticon special previewing Xtreme and Jonny's plans for the upcoming huge miniature gaming convention. Around the Old World covers the Bank of Altdorf Clash for Cash and the annual Die-Town Scares (Chicago Bears) themed tournament - Stupor Bowl at Adepticon. Discussion of real Sneaky Gits in Blood Bowl, might get you a free jacket, free weed, or the opportunity to pull a Jeff Gillooly. Learn the finer points of the Peletis Pistachio Theorem just before we get the Zlurpcast Exclusive. We talk to the creator of Nexus, Scott Rumptz, about his game born from a love of Blood Bowl and D&D. We discuss floor Saws, Targ balls, and clubbing seals with a game board. Nexus is an amazingly brutal and hilarious game which also allows you to sponsor a Little Fucker - which is nice. Throw painted models at your friends and get the game at a discount and the brand new Nexus Unsanctioned Expansion on Kickstarter now!

It’s a new year and a new Zlurpcast episode! Early 2024 brings several Blood Bowl events that many Zlurp Nation memebers may find themselves at. NAF Tournaments on FUMBBL- are they real or are they bits and bytes and sprites? Find out what an ”NAF-Approved” tournament means to Jonny P and Xtreme. How has Zlurpus been over the years. He first took the pitch as a toddler, and he is planning to make his comeback at Zlurpee Bowl XIII. And ANOTHER ZLURPEE BOWL Exclusive! And finally, Jonny P will talk about how the hell he made it on Wheel of Fortune!

As with most sequels of an already rebooted franchise, keep your expectations low here Zlurp Nation. Xtreme and Jonny P were NOT at this year’s Chaos Cup, so why even bother listening to them? The were, however, at the The Guild of Assassin’s Red Tide Charity Cup and will discuss their matches and if Xtreme walked away with another banner in the Big House with Da 40 Miners. It’s a Blood Bowl Podcast for Dwarf Lovers and Smothers Brothers, and you may even find out what happened to G-Dub!