108.9 The Hawk with Jason Gore and Geoff Garlock

Moontan, The Wet Horn and Samantha MuleThis week on 108.9 The Hawk, Whisp Turlington and Geoff “The Angry Man” Garlock survive All Request Friday, Grand Funk Railroad, and the sudden realization that Golden Earring’s Moontan might be a secret prog-rock masterpiece hiding behind “Radar Love.” What starts as a normal Hawk broadcast quickly becomes a cursed classic rock investigation involving Meg White’s texting style, Rock Dolls, BASTRD AI, Samantha Fox, Samantha Mule, and the terrifying possibility that Extreme’s Pornograffitti deserves a second look.Plus, the Val Verde Community Calendar returns with Farrelly Fest, the Channel 8 Fall Preview Upfronts, Otter Pop Festival, Paul Hogan just being in town, and Sharney’s Tower testing its new shrimp siren. AlsoWhisp opens All Request Friday by declaring Grand Funk Railroad one of Michigan’s worst exports.Rock Dolls introduces BASTRD 3.3-powered recycled rocker dolls, including a suspicious overstock of Eddie Moneys.Geoff reveals he was kicked in the head by Samantha Mule, Keith Talon’s extremely unsafe Samantha Fox alternative.A Good Rock Fact about “Radar Love” leads Whisp and Geoff into a deep dive on Golden Earring’s Moontan.Extreme’s “More Than Words” is examined as a marital aid, with mixed results.Next week! The Season Six finale with BriTANick!Listen and watch 108.9 The Hawk on YouTube, Apple Podcasts, Spotify and more. Support Val Verde’s second favorite classic rock radio station at Patreon.com/1089thehawk. Visit the station website at 1089thehawk.com. If you hear a wet horn followed by a woman saying, “Leave the elevator,” don’t panic. That’s not an emergency. That’s dinner service. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Murder & Sinkhole Capital of the WorldVal Verde did it again.Producer Scotty has UPDATED THE OPEN and made it official: we have retained our rightful title as the Murder Capital of the World. And in a coordinated civic achievement, we have also been crowned the Sinkhole Capital of the World.The earth continues to open. We continue to broadcast.It’s a standard morning inside the Rock & Roll RV. Whisp is doing impressions. Geoff is fielding complaints from the Val Verde Police Department. Art Spart is navigating traffic through roads that may or may not still legally qualify as roads.On this week’s broadcast:Mushrooms in the RV. Geoff admits to doing mushrooms with Stinky the Dog.Ring Cameras & The Super Bowl. Whisp believes your doorbell now reports directly to someone.Rock News. Dee Snider cancels the Twisted Sister reunion tour.Metallica’s “Unforgiven” Rankings. The matter is settled.“Legends Reloaded” Festival. Fleetwood Mac tributes. Sweaty Eagles. A legally delicate Tom Petty situation.Free Fish Day at the Val Verde Aquarium. Stan is warned.Name That Track. Win a family 18-pack courtesy of Burger Tools, Val Verde’s only Home Improvement themed burger chain.Listen. Subscribe. Join the Rock Battalion at https://1089thehawk.com.Support the station at https://patreon.com/1089thehawk.Stay above ground. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.