2manypodcasts

In this episode, our heroes come to the realisation that with dear Kyle moving to the ol' USA and dear Rob's doing whatever weird shit it is he does, that time between the two lads is now at a premium. 2manypodcasts is coming to an end. Will it last forever? Nobody knows. So for legal, moral and convenience reasons the line is "we're going on a hiatus" - much like The Thrills - who should actually never reform. They began the podcast as a protest that there's too many (and usually really shit) podcasts. So they decided not to help and add one more because there is too many podcasts and call it 2manypodcasts, which for those of you who aren't familiar is a play on the Belgian DJ duo 2manydjs. Who are actually deadly. For Belgians anyways (which isn't a real country). So of all the interesting little bits - q&a's, ChipAdvisor (a review of chips - or fries as they say in the Dakotas), and general shenanigans, it was a genuinely intriguing listen for the average layman. So much so, the podcast was officially (at one point anyways) the 37th most popular podcast in Ireland of the improv comedy genre. Is that good? Kyle and dear Rob certainly hope not. Stop listening to podcasts basically, will youse? So thank you to all of the dear listeners, a couple thousand of you no less, and all our guests - from Johnny Spillz to the bloke from the Arctic Monkeys, dear Kyle and Rob mon cherie thank you and for now, our heroes bid you adieu, or whatever it is people say to be fancy. 2manypodcasts is on hiatus as of now. Will our heroes say "Kyle, we're back" again? Maybe, baby. Maybe. 2manypodcasts is now defunct. Get in touch with Rob on instagram at @robsmithireland and with dear Kyle on the same social media hellhole at @kylephilip_ Or not. Up to you.

In this dear and well articulated episode, our heroes discuss all the going on in world matters such as the technique dear Rob uses when he showers (spoiler alert: its pretty odd). Dear Kyle mon cherie found his local boozer in Texas which has a barman called dear Kyle also and he shares the same birthday. I think. I can't remember what was said, I was watching telly. But it's something along those lines. Also, dear Rob has a PSA for all men relating to their Crown Jewels while dear Kyle reckons he's gonna be Dallas' next indie dj by playing The Wolfe Tones et al. And you know what? He will. Song at the end is Once Upon A Time In Palestine by The Swedish Railway Orchestra, available here: https://www.blowtorchrecords.com/product-page/swedish-railway-orchestra-once-upon-a-time-vinyl-lp 2manypodcasts is now defunct. Get in touch with Rob on instagram at @robsmithireland and with dear Kyle on the same social media hellhole at @kylephilip_ Or not. Up to you.

Dear listener. We have finished season 1 of 2manypodcasts. Now it's time to reflect upon what has happened. Okay, that time is over. Dear Kyle gives us an update as he, at time of podcast-being-released is moving to the Dallas region. That's in Texas, where ZZ Top and St Vincent are from. We shall return for season 2 at some point. Happy xmas, new year and remember - dolphins cannot tune guitars. www.2manypodcasts.com 2manypodcasts is now defunct. Get in touch with Rob on instagram at @robsmithireland and with dear Kyle on the same social media hellhole at @kylephilip_ Or not. Up to you.

In this bloody well great episode of 76 - our first in weeks I should point out and indeed have - dear Rob went to the noble Scandinavian country of Norway to discover the bear situation is way out of control as a percentage of the population get eaten by wild bears every year allegedly. Now, I say allegedly because dear Rob claims this is true. I have my doubts and you should too. Also, dear Kyle has a medical to join the USA on a permanent transfer but reckons he'll run for office to try stop the banning of disposable vapes. He reckons just ban the smokes, but keep the vape. Now he may have a point and you may or may not agree. That's your own business. Listen, you're welcome. Also they discuss other things. I think something about shower etiquette was involved. Can't remember. Oh yeah, Kyle sold his bike and had a big haggle with the guy buying - who came from Monasterevin. What else happened? Hmmm....I know David Beckham was involved in the conversation. He wasn't in the convo, but he was discussed. Becks wouldn't come on the show. But you know who would? Phil Babb. What's he up to lately anyways? 2manypodcasts is now defunct. Get in touch with Rob on instagram at @robsmithireland and with dear Kyle on the same social media hellhole at @kylephilip_ Or not. Up to you.

Dear listeners. As I'm sure you're aware, the previous episode was number 72. But for obvious reasons we can't do episode 73 - out of respect (or 'dear respect' as we like to say), so we're skipping straight to episode 74. I'm sure you can understand. This is a righteous episode of manic shit such as not one but two public service announcements regarding boozing. On that note, we deliver an update with Kyle's moving-to-Dallas situation such as "how are you gonna serve Guinness in the lone star state?" Also Kyle divulges some information about his next door neighbour's Instagram etiquette and it's fucked up. Not fucked up as in doing something illegal such as gun running or bootlegging scotch, but fucked up nonetheless. It's also totally pointless. Such is the bit about tattoo regret. But such is most things in life. I mean, when the sun becomes a red giant in approx 3.5 billion years and ends the earth as we know it, what will be left? No survivors but recordings of lads on podcasts who may or may not like their tattoos. Live in the moment, people. Live in the now!!! But most importantly our heroes discover that other podcasts - particularly Irish podcasts - are ABSOLUTELY FUCKING SHIT. There are too many podcasts and, you know what? We know we're not helping. Music at the outro is The Freaks Come Out At Night by The Swedish Railway Orchestra. Rob, mon cherie, made it. We can't afford to license other music, sorry. 2manypodcasts is now defunct. Get in touch with Rob on instagram at @robsmithireland and with dear Kyle on the same social media hellhole at @kylephilip_ Or not. Up to you.

In this dear episode, dear Kyle and Rob, mon cherie, agreed to do a podcast episode which would see them engage in numerous trivia questions to one another. However, cometh the hour of recording, dear Kyle failed to prepare for said podcast as did Rob mon cherie to a certain degree. To be fair, dear Kyle is in the process of selling a goddamned house (which he has agreed to sell to a listener for €1,000 off the asking price should they want to buy it - listen in for details) and Rob mon cherrence just forgot until the day of recording. But fear not - I SAID FEAR NOT - for some trivia questions relating to the state of Texas, Margaret Thatcher, the UN, the Berlin Wall and the dear sport of tennis were all included? Don't believe me? Listen in. Or not. Whatever. For what you're paying, you're getting gold, believe me. 2manypodcasts is now defunct. Get in touch with Rob on instagram at @robsmithireland and with dear Kyle on the same social media hellhole at @kylephilip_ Or not. Up to you.

In this dear episode - AND IT IS A DEAR EPISODE - our Kyle mon cherrence, has informed the world that he has plans. Big plans. Dear Plans if you will. Will you? You bloody well better. Anyways, dear Kyle plans to recreate a pillar of the Dublin nightlife scene, but Stateside. That's right. He's upping sticks and moving to the land of his legend of a father-in-law (dear) Tim, who is an American icon. So he thought to himself, "what is the one thing that the state of Texas, or TX if you like to shorten it, doesn't have that dear Dublin has or had and I can recreate it o'er there?" The results are ASTOUNDING Dear Rob was podding from the International Space Station hence why the audio from his side is mediocre at best - much like his output both musically and podcastingly. Is podcastingly even a word? Who knows? Is orange even a juice? Or is it a state of mind? Is television a thing we have in our gaffs? Or is it the new juice for the modern lazy man? Truth is nobody knows. Not even Morrissey. Anyways, listen to the episode if you will. Will you? 2manypodcasts is now defunct. Get in touch with Rob on instagram at @robsmithireland and with dear Kyle on the same social media hellhole at @kylephilip_ Or not. Up to you.

In this dear episode, dear Kyle goes to that London and ends up going to jail for committing a serious offence. Not an offence that you'd normally go to jail for like murder or theft - this, in the eyes of the British judicial system, is way worse. Dear Rob mon cherie discusses the brilliance of Michael Flatley's epic masterpiece movie "Blackbird" from the cosy confines of Brownsville, Texas. And the usual kind of banter and stuff is had. You know yourself. "Wait...what's the usual stuff? I'm a first time listener..." you might ask. No. I'm not explaining. Start from episode 20 or so. Keep up. For jaysis sake. We have lives, we're too busy. I apologise. I'm embarrassed. Mortified. 2manypodcasts is now defunct. Get in touch with Rob on instagram at @robsmithireland and with dear Kyle on the same social media hellhole at @kylephilip_ Or not. Up to you.

In this righteous and noble episode of 65, our heroes spent weeks preparing for a very special VIP guest who, on the day, told them that he's not gonna come on the shitty little podcast. And who can blame him? Some people would rather spend their time elsewhere. But this guest said he had dinner. Now, if you go back dozens of episodes, when John Spillane was the guest, he had dinner on the show. I'm not saying he's a genius, but he's hitting two birds with stone - and looking good whilst doing it. Anyroad, our heroes prepared some quick fire questions for this guest who shall remain nameless (clue - it wasn't Danny de Vito), so dear Kyle, like a champion and hero very quickly decided to jump in and answer these questions from his own perspective. Listen, we wish every episode was this amazing, but we're not exactly professionals, so it won't be. Thanks a lot not Danny de Vito. 2manypodcasts is now defunct. Get in touch with Rob on instagram at @robsmithireland and with dear Kyle on the same social media hellhole at @kylephilip_ Or not. Up to you.

In this dear episode, our heroes discuss many topics that absolutely need to be discusses. This includes should be Berlin Wall be rebuilt? Was life better under the old communist East German regime? Chances are no, but it's worth discussing. Also, revealed will be the great mimosa hoax and it's set to sting the entire mimosa industry. It probably won't, but fuck it, we're exposing the industry for the liars they are - much like the sunflower oil industry. Dear Kyle puts a few Coventry based footballers in their place, whilst Rob mon cherie, well he encountered the world's biggest asshole dentist of all time. All will be revealed in this episode 63. Which is 58 more episodes than you wanted. But look, for what you're paying, this is dynamite. 2manypodcasts is now defunct. Get in touch with Rob on instagram at @robsmithireland and with dear Kyle on the same social media hellhole at @kylephilip_ Or not. Up to you.

In this episode, our heroes discuss what needs to be discussed. This includes dear Kyle returning from Maspalomas in the Canary Islands, where he declared - publicly - that he wouldn't mind recording the nudie men. Now obviously that's taken out of context, and christ almighty, it looks creepy without context. So no context it is. Dear Rob relays his sister's disgust with some previous episodes, as well the need to tell dear Kyle about his highly embarrassing incident where he said "I'm embarrassed" to a member of the dear general public. Kyle returns with 7 segments of ChipAdvisor compressed into one - direct from the Kingdom of Spain. And other bullshit is discussed, nobody needs to know what it is. Not even our heroes - and they're the ones speaking the words out of their mouths and souls. But listen in anyways, traffic is insane and your commute will become more stressful listening to us. 2manypodcasts is now defunct. Get in touch with Rob on instagram at @robsmithireland and with dear Kyle on the same social media hellhole at @kylephilip_ Or not. Up to you.

In this dear and holy episode, mon cherie, our heroes discuss all the great things such as Rob's disappointment with a film he saw that he was looking forward to, as well as some criticism directed at solely our dear Kyle. A brutal attack from a county Meath resident is unleashed on our dear Kyle and it is relayed on-air. His reaction is live and some would consider it priceless. Some wouldn't, but some would - probably the kind of people who consider Jackson Pollock's art as priceless when I'll get them a good replica for AU$40 (not accepting euros or US dollars anymore). But I digress. I'm embarrassed. Also, dear Kyle recently went to a pub quiz which confirms one thing and one thing only : pub quizzes are back, baby! He relays some of the q's here ... see if you know the a's. If you will. Will you? I'm truly mortified by our behaviour. Surely the Podcasts gods won't allow us to get to the big six-oh? Shirley? Happy birthday, dear Tim. 2manypodcasts is now defunct. Get in touch with Rob on instagram at @robsmithireland and with dear Kyle on the same social media hellhole at @kylephilip_ Or not. Up to you.

In this dear episode - and it bloody well is a dear episode - our heroes discuss many thing of great importance for humanity's existence. This includes the great Aldi sandwich revelation. Dear Rob will tell you how to make sambos from Aldi both sexy and sexy again. He's making sandwiches sexy again, folks. Dear Kyle and his new dear beard went viral after tweeting about stoppages in football to a certain Kevin Kilbane (or Zinedina Kilbane or Kevin Skillbane if you will...will you?) and blew the internet up and committed twitter murder to users of that bloody app. Also, Rob's band gets played over the PA of a major sporting event - AND WON'T STOP GOING ON ABOUT IT. But also reveals we have a dear listener in the unlikeliest part of the world. 2manypodcasts is now defunct. Get in touch with Rob on instagram at @robsmithireland and with dear Kyle on the same social media hellhole at @kylephilip_ Or not. Up to you.