A Closer Look

After the food orgy, the 1944 Olympics finds itself in a starvation scenario. The Olympic events become less about competition and more about hunting for food. And the OSS’s plot is finally revealed when a mysterious new ship washes ashore.

If you thought things were bad for the 1944 Olympics when the Necromancer attacked, guess what? The people of Easter Island also prank the olympic athletes really hard and steal all their toiletries. Faced with some harsh realities, the stranded olympians do what any well-adjusted adult does. They get turbo wasted and do pointless drinking games with their boys.

Easter Island is one of the most remote land masses on earth. And it’s going to host the 1944 Olympics. But before that, it’s going to host a war between all ten countries competing at the neutral olympics, many of whom loathe each other.

Season ∞ Ep 17 - "The Assassination of Seven Bucks" (Pt.2) [Patreon Preview] by Will Sennett and Nate Fisher

Listen to the rest of this episode at: Patreon.com/ACloserLook Hugh Jackman does the blood test scene from The Thing except with garlic fries and it's to find a vampire.

Four Malices at the Palaces. All in one night. Across all four major sports. An event so violent, so devastating, that it completely erased one of the country's most promising cities from the map.

Jeff Sexberry is an an eccentric football genius with a groundbreaking offenseive scheme. The only people who can help him run it are Mark Asbich and Topher Christopher, two once-promising quarterbacks who let their mutual lifelong hatred ruin their respective careers. Featuring: Hesse Deni as Lexgie Nelson

Listen to the rest of this ep and all other Season ∞ stories at patreon.com/ACloserLook Unlucky stories from Sheridan Taylor's early life

Fred Gentle is one of the most talented players in professional basketball, but is so boring that nobody is ever able to remember his name. In the sneaker-mad world of the 1990s NBA, Fred’s mother enlists an evil scientist to create a signature shoe for Fred. Listen to Part 2 and more episodes at patreon.com/ACloserLook

To the center of the tootsie pop we go... FEATURING: Alex Forrest as Captain Phillips Sarah Goldstein as Suzy Short/The Cortana Eli Lutsky as Jason Callback/Spiffy St. Grenade Hesse Deni as Elena Rothschild/Cookies the Librarian Will as Will Nate as everybody else Music by Couture

Denis constructs his most expensive and ambitious pursuit. We meet Zack Bogart. A celebratory dinner turns deadly. Jason Callback is replaced by Bibby Munculus, one of the strangest boys ever. In a mysterious cave on the edge of town, we learn the truth about the people of Kanab. FEATURING: Cameron Fetter as Zack Bogart Dylan Subiza as Professor Sam Urinal Caleb Pitts as Frank Castle Eli Lutsky as Jason Callback Eli Lutsky as Bibby Munculus Sarah Goldstein as Annapolis Dan Donohue as Billy Clientele April Clark as Pearl Whett Patrick Doran as Michael Chiclets Will as Will AND Stalactite Nate as everybody else

Denis struggles to keep a secret under wraps. A new documentary crew enters the fold. The Rob Zombies head into Kanab for answers. Steven Seagal is disrespected. Another cast member disappears. A very Fisher ad. FEATURING: Rob Franco as Gorilla Randy April Clark as Pearl Whett Caleb Pitts as Frank Castle Sarah Goldstein as Suzy Short Patrick Doran as Michael Chiclets Thomas White as Bobtail Nag Grace Freud as Broyle Dunson Hesse Deni as Elena Rothschild Eli Lutsky as Jason Callback Laura Peek as Meg Benedict Will as Will AND Eric Nate as everyone else