Bad Counsel

In honor of our dear friend Dephree, the team at Bad Counsel are re-releasing our episode where we interviewed him back in 2020. We love you Dephree. We will forever miss you, your sense of humor, your heart, and your music.

Sound Bites"You know, I like hats, you know.""I love them too.""That's a lot of iced tea.""He trusts me implicitly.""I was a child and I matured.""Two fights in 28 years?""We just don't fight as a couple""She knows how to manage me""It totally does reset my brain""I love musicals""Wicked is fucking amazing""It happens every once in a while""I never fiddle with the hole""I always sit down. Only at home." ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Sound Bites"I always wanted to disappear.""I love you and you hate me.""It's creative destruction, right?""Damn it, did you all know that?""How the fuck did I not know that?""You are excellent, buddy.""What the fuck?""That's a long question.""You do not have permission.""That's a friend.""That's it.""You'd like, that's, you know.""That got dark.""That's a positive way to end.""Maybe she did goat yoga.""Just lean into that for sure.""He's just a creep for sure.""Avoid your father-in-law." ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Sound Bites"We lost power about one o'clock on Wednesday.""It was terrifying.""We were one of the last areas to get power.""How could we survive?""Normal prep, not like doomsday preppers.""It was not pleasant.""Nobody goes to the used record store""I saved a life this weekend""Three days, right?""Mom jokes will always be funny.""Let's talk about dead people.""I'd like to bury my balls in your pocket.""I just wouldn't want like some uptight parent calling.""I definitely didn't want my kids to be like the kids who go to college and never fucking drank.""I would worry that I would be getting in trouble.""Who hasn't dropped a load on somebody's photo?""Maybe she's got a big face.""Is that what we're doing?" ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Sound Bites"That looks like my mom.""We think everyone else looks old.""Do we look like that?""I think wives can be stolen.""Are you allowed to take life insurance out on somebody?""We could all kick in 100 bucks and submit five names.""That's love, man, right there.""I can't wait to hear all about it.""No one likes the AI voices." ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Sound Bites"Well, I don't know if this was fun, but I kind of wanted to, actually I'll wait. I have a story I want to share with everybody. I want to brag a little bit. I want to brag a little, so I'll wait.""I went grocery shopping today and as I'm putting my stuff out of the cart onto the belt for the cashier to ring it up, a woman pulls in behind me on her cart and she's probably, you know, late 30s, early 40s. She starts giggling. I look up, she goes, my God, I'm sorry, but you are so cute.""We went to a new weed doctor. Oh, did you?""But he likes to lick it off Michelle's ass crack.""MDMA, it's fun. You can't do too much though.""I have a drug scale and MC capsules.""Let's talk about some labor issues, motherfucker.""Let's get Burt going on unions and his opinion of unions.""Cat gate""Yeah, that's funny. I was watching a little porn today and this young girl had a pretty hairy bush and she was using it to like adjust it. She'd grab that fistful of hair and pull it up and to the side and use it as a tool. I liked it. Good for her.""Maybe it's like Chatbot AI trying to get smarter and this is how it learns about relationships. What to do with, like somebody must have typed into Chatbot, my balls stink. And they're like, you know what? We got nothing. Let's write back council. Let's leave back council voicemail.""Maybe leave a note on his door. Dear sir, your kind is smelly.""You know what I would do if I was this chick? I would start talking about one of our friends that he thinks is hot might like him or might be asking about him and see if there's a change in his grooming behavior. So he thinks, hey, maybe if I get laid, I'll start washing my shit. Her cooter.""So no cleaning crews, right? Nobody cleaned that place for four days. They couldn't find a dead body at a desk.""He was innocent. Poor our Bud Dwyer.""I was only doing baby ketamine, Katie, not the 40 milligrams of ketamine.""On the nights we share tab, I spend almost twice as much as I normally do.""Well, you know, I'll help this guy because I feel it's our obligation to help this guy." ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Sound Bites"I had no idea, right? Because that's all I wanted.""Well, no, but after you date for a while and you figure out that they're cool, like, you know what I mean?""He's a check down machine.""My new passion is watching strangers listen to Rush for the first time""For some reason, seeing these people discovering this band that I've loved all my life and really appreciating them, because that's part of the fun is that they really respect their musicianship and they're surprised""There's nobody he's passionate about""I really don't want to discuss it with him because it's Yuck.""Does everybody else hear that? Weirdness.""Yeah, I'll ask her.""Motherfuckers. Fuck that guy.""She's insane, right? It's not like I'm cheating on her.""How about like s... Bitch.""Pole dancing, Katie watches it and shows me, it is far more athletic than break dancing.""What other fun activities are going to be Olympic sports?""Survival shows maybe drop off Olympic survivalists in a different town and they have to find their way back." ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Sound Bites"So for two days between the hours of eight and four thirty, no one in the building can flush their toilets.""How many residents did you have to get this notice to?""I'm gonna burn the whole day""It was all couples.""Was it sexy enough that when you got home that night you could recall specific scenes and use that as your masturbatory material?""I'm going to see limp biscuit.""You stop laughing. You stop laughing.""Whatever it is. Whatever. I love you, though, man. I do love you. You're mostly funny. Mostly funny.""No""All the movies in the 70s and 80s had lots of nudity.""Yeah, you're a dick, dude. You're - Oh, you're dick, too, Bert.""Well, yeah, but okay, so I'm talking about when when when if you get a waiter or way if you get wait staff as a lousy demeanor, right?""I love watching track and field""I used to run track and cross country""He smells like Fritos" ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Sound Bites"Like have you guys ever been roped into an old timey photograph?""There's nothing worse than kids, hockey fucking uniforms, man.""I feel like I stink more now than I did when I was a younger man.""Oh, they're gonna start carrying man.""Yeah, I shake till I cum.""Actually, actually this whole this whole week I've had great one of Greg's songs from Winston the musical stuck in my It's the underpants song gets really in my head, what would they say about my underpants?""Oh, no, no mushroom soup like I like maybe mushrooms on a salad, but mushroom""Yeah, I think my angel food would be I like pizza. That's a good one in french fries.""Perogies. You never have perogies. Why not? That's so sad.""Yeah, takes it up the ass.""The first thing you do is you figure out all the sex positions that you can come up with.""She had this like really long kind of corkscrew hair coming out of one of her nipples""Do your friends influence your dating choices?""Take your shots and find your rightful spot in the hierarchy of looks.""Dump them and keep looking for someone better." ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Sound Bites"The Indians saved their ass so many times""The Native Americans saved them""The connection between the Indian Wars and Lisa Lisa and Cult Jam""Replace truth for fiction for truth.""I hope that I'm making you feel obligated to invite us in the future""We're like old bandmates who get that we're kind of inextricably linked together""Seriously though, I have two friends that I've been friends with since the ninth grade. We're so close that a lot of our friends refer to us as Moe, Larry, and Curly.""Oh my god""Let's change this around. Why don't we change it around? Greg, you're fucking Michelle, right? And then you're fucking Michelle and then Tim. Send me pictures""There's a certain tendency that definitely exists out there.""That's gonna be a horrible life. Being a horny chick who wants to fuck and then has to cr - and then just feels terrible guilt afterwards.""Yeah, but can they open their mouth and suck dick? That's what we really bad as.""What was that movie where Tom Cruise was a cop that arrested people before they committed the crime? Minority Report.""My God, should we not maybe make them look so indistinguishable from humans that they can infiltrate and kill us? This is just like, you know, Terminator.""Can you guys imagine, I mean, it's probably not unrealistic that in, I don't know, 10 years, 15 years, no, seriously, 10, 15, 20 years, like that these humanoid robots will be available commercially and affordable for most middle class and up families, like to have like servants." ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Keywordslightning strike, damage, Hitachi vibrators, finding parents' adult materials, comedy show, judges, closing of a bar, working in the restaurant industry, attraction, relationships, adolescence, adulthood, waitresses, hope, dreams, high school, crushes, cool kids, reunions, misadventures, eccentricities, balconies, fear of heights, rock climbing, weight loss, conversation, action figures, accessories, humor, interchangeable eyebrows, bottomless gummy pouch, stripper pole, high-powered rifle, windbreaker, microphone, bike, satchel of drugs, humor, personal relationships, anecdotes, staying at home, documentaries, testing jokes, friendships, news story, stabbing incident, marijuana, dating, humor, drugs, anecdotes, anal sex, lighthearted, anal sex, unconventional methods, religious arguments, personal stories, knowing how or when you will die, departure, speculation, colostomy bag, lubrication, masturbation, colonoscopies, early detection, colon cancerAlternate TitlesHitachi Vibrators and Awkward DiscoveriesWhen Lightning Strikes: Damage and Surprises Reminiscing about High School ExperiencesThe Evolution (or Lack Thereof) of People Over Time Journey to Weight LossThe Thrill of Rock Climbing The Humorous Side of Action FiguresImagining Fun Accessories for Action Figures Dating and the Effects of MarijuanaThe Role of Marijuana in the Incident A Brief Mention of Anal SexHumorous Anecdotes and Drug Stories Personal Stories and Experiences with Anal SexThe Power of Humor in Discussing Sensitive Topics Humor and SpeculationThe Mystery of Tim's Departure ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Sound Bites"There's some altitude there.""I've had Lyme before.""She's got to like pull a tick out of the car.""It's like if you wish on a monkey's paw, you'll get the wish but it executes in the most terrible way possible.""That was Greg in Chicago with Dave, right? If I recall correctly, yeah. Oh, is that where you met Dave at Penn State?""My first year roommate had sex with so many different guys and she would do it in the room while I was sitting there.""You played with other teams, you had like 24 kids. What sport did you play, you know? Three-man football. Katie was the punter.""I did have a slightly sexual experience on the football field once, Katie. Yeah, I did. It was...""And that's where Tim's predilection for shoving women to the ground in sexual situations came about.""clog the toilet.""What color was it?""That's where that dime went.""Well, and maybe even invite her back for a threesome, right?""I need you to hold this for me until tomorrow. Just ground beef, you know.""We kissed in front of him at a party. And he was like, how's your new apartment? We're like, it's good. The bed is comfortable.""Who are they playing this weekend? Who are they playing? Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.""Yeah, well, we love baseball. I mean, that's the thing we like to pay attention to, you know what I mean?""No, I love baseball. I won like $1,500 this week gambling on baseball.""We love the show? Wow.""Move on.""Louise, she's a fucking asshole!"Chapters00:00Dealing with Ticks and Lyme Disease02:16Dealing with Ticks and Lyme Disease (Continued)05:37Letting Go of Hoarding14:49Roommate Tales25:50Social Media and Conflict28:23Nostalgia and Reconnecting with the Past30:26Approaching Social Events with Humor33:04Exploring Foot Fetishes and Kinks39:31Humor and Lightheartedness in Conversations45:27Humorous Anecdotes and Bodily Functions52:30Dealing with a Talkative Person During a Walk in the Woods56:41The Curability of Leprosy and the Antibiotic Dapsone59:24Humor and Funny Stories as a Defense Mechanism01:02:36Setting Boundaries and Being Direct in Social Interactions01:12:06The Challenges of Attending Live Sports Events01:16:12The Art of Ghosting: Avoiding Difficult Conversations01:19:30Choosing Grandparent Names: A Fun Activity for Couples01:25:45Disliking Spouse's Friends01:29:07Vindication and Disliked Friends01:32:13Fun and Light-hearted Conversations01:36:27Different Sports Preferences ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★