BE NOT AFRAID

Our story follows famous biblical narratives through a lens of satire and sci fi. In the highest heaven, there sits a recording angel, running a time-defying podcast. He is also an idiot. And if you are hearing him, this means that you are a prophet of the Lord. No pressure. Series content warnings: fond irreverence of holy scripture, swears, violence, sexual innuendo Scripts and more information: ⁠MetatronSpeaks.com⁠

After the not-so-Great Flood, Noah finds an angelic stowaway. And on the same night, he experiences the reinvention of wine, the consequences of a certain catastrophy, and where the grass actually is greener. Episode content warnings: trauma induced flashbacks, death, alcohol, religious blasphemy, mention of dead bodies as compost a.k.a. friends as fertilizer Series content warnings: fond irreverence of holy scripture, swears, violence, sexual innuendo Transcripts and more info: ⁠https://www.metatronspeaks.com ⁠ Socials:⁠ https://twitter.com/bna_pod⁠⁠ http://benotafraidpod.tumblr.com⁠ ⁠https://discord.com/invite/zCQMZ3T7b3⁠ Voice actors: Rebecca Hansson as Enoch Doug Daly as Noah (@Doug_Debug) Victor Tran as Asmodeus (@victoreatsall) Thank you to our awesome beta readers and test-listeners: Cat Bajusz, Sodium Azide

Yohana and Mamre continue their mission, on the run from archangel Michael. The entire host of heaven are preparing for what they think will be another War In Heaven.Satan has entered the chat.Episode content warnings: mention of cancer, but it magically goes away. Series content warnings: fond irreverence of holy scripture, swears, violence, sexual innuendoTranscripts and more info:⁠⁠⁠https://www.metatronspeaks.com⁠Gain foresight:https://www.patreon.com/c/MetatronSpeaksSocials:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://twitter.com/bna_pod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠http://benotafraidpod.tumblr.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://discord.com/invite/zCQMZ3T7b3⁠⁠⁠⁠Written by:Rebecca Hansson & Tommy HolmbergBeta read by: Rocio Linares & Cat BajuszVoice actors:Enoch / Metatron played by Rebecca HanssonFlaming sword played by Faye HollidayMichael played by Rae LundbergYohana played by Maia HarlapMamre played by Denver StewartRaphael played by Greg Carrobis

A malfunction in the Vortex of Events causes Enoch to be thrown blindly into a past memory. A messenger from God informs Enoch that he's been fired. Where else is there to go but Hell?Episode content warnings: graphic depiction of decapitated head, with visceral gore effects every time said head speaks. Mention of mass murder, violence, nudity, swarm of flies, implied BDSM.Series content warnings: fond irreverence of holy scripture, swears, violence, sexual innuendoTranscripts and more info: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.metatronspeaks.comSocials:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://twitter.com/bna_pod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠http://benotafraidpod.tumblr.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://discord.com/invite/zCQMZ3T7b3⁠⁠⁠ Written by:Rebecca Hansson & Tommy HolmbergBeta read by: Rocio Linares & Cat BajuszVoice actors:Rebecca Hansson as EnochOliver Walton-Harrod as Talking head (spine attached) and ZikZakSofie Molin Andersson as LilithBrokeashe11 as BeelzebubMihai Matei as the voice of Snot-B-GonAsha Lloyd as the voice of Freudian & SkinnerKiana Triana as Vague Dominatrix Ad

”BE NOT AFRAID! I will try to speak to you in a way that you will understand, using a human language of your current historical dialect. We first tried the method of just beaming our message directly into your minds, but we did not expect the absolute carnage as so many heads burst like old lightbulbs."Science is introduced to humanity too early, too quickly, as a group of angels fall in love with humans and have children together. In the middle of all the chaos, a man gets a job offer from God that he can’t refuse.Episode content warnings: violence, sexual situations, rapid pregnancy, monster babiesSeries content warnings: fond irreverence of holy scripture, swears, violence, sexual innuendoTranscripts and more info:⁠⁠⁠https://www.metatronspeaks.com⁠Gain foresight:https://www.patreon.com/c/MetatronSpeaksSocials:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://twitter.com/bna_pod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠http://benotafraidpod.tumblr.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://discord.com/invite/zCQMZ3T7b3⁠⁠⁠⁠Written by:Rebecca Hansson & Tommy HolmbergBeta read by: Rocio Linares, Johann Kingsley & Cat BajuszVoice actors:Metatron and God played by Rebecca HanssonSamyaza played by Ryan SweeneyAzazel played by Rae WitteEnoch played by Joseph RutledgeRaphael played by Greg CarrobisGabriel played by Steven ChisholmMichael played by Rae LundbergUnnamed watcher played by Micah CarmichaelHuman 1 played by Claire AdaHuman 2 played by Pelle Frid