Beyond Help (A Sinclair Wants to Help! Multi-part Adventure)

Join Sinclair for a mid-mid-hiatus sci-fi Christmas adventure pushing the limits of copyright law! He teams up with one of fiction's most legendary figures with a PhD and hijinks ensue! (These events take place between episodes 2 and 3 of Beyond Help)CW: Sci-fi violence, loud noises, irreverent humor

Beyond Help continues as The Daylight awakens to find herself captured by Confederate soldiers of a supernatural persuasion: vampires, werewolves, bug monsters, and creatures beyond time and space making up the ranks of this motely battalion. Soon, The Daylight finds herself face to face with the Confederate'Confederate's leader, who comes to her with a proposal- but unbeknownst to her, this resurrected general happens to be an old opponent of Sinclair’s...Content Warnings: depictions of and allusions to historical and modern bigotry, Confederate sympathizing far right ideaology, violent character death, character on death bed, burning flesh, gunfire, explosions, stabbing, decapitation, uncomfortable sexism, loud noises, screaming, kidnapping, depcitions of trauma, alcohol use, tense situations, irreverent humor, supernatural horrorBeyond Help stars Mel Nichols as The Daylight and Lauren Tucker as Countess Sanguine AmantoEpisode 3: Funerals and Chases starred Scott R McKinley as Stonewall JacksonAlyssa Roldan as DunnAnna Stein as KeelAlex Birks as WaylonIzze Sykes as Charlie, and as TalesJess McCoy as Zok ChoobleAdditional voices provided by Sean DrabikWritten, directed, and produced by Sean DrabikScript Editor is Lumi Oakes Story Consultant is Cat KirbyLauren Tucker and Mel Nichols are associate producersAll music and sound effects are public domain, or purchased from royalty free collections that do not require attributionSome audio comes from Ovani Sound and Audio HeroBluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/sinclair-god4hire.bsky.socialTumblr: https://sinclairwantstohelp.tumblr.com/?source=share

Reuploaded with a much less obnoxious echo!Episode 3 of Beyond Help isn't quite ready for release, but that doesn't mean the world of the story has stopped moving. Here's a message from Sinclair's dearly departed but ever present friend, The Ghost of Orson Welles, popping out to say hello well before his proper debut, and humbly asking for your assistance in helping the series grow. Starring Jason Warner as The Ghost of Orson WellesGet updates on the show by following Sinclair on BlueSky and Tumblr!https://bsky.app/profile/sinclair-god4hire.bsky.socialhttps://sinclairwantstohelp.tumblr.com/?source=share

Content Warnings:Irreverent humor and song lyrics, loud noises, use of firearms, public displays of violence, character death, use of alcohol, and adult language. The long trip starts here! Sinclair, a million-year-old minor level deity with a penchant for vagrancy and financial scheming, has been, for the first time in many hundreds of thousands of years, staying in one place and biding his time, forced into suburban settlement through mysterious circumstances. He's become friends (?) with some of the local vampire population and found a restaurant with good boneless wings, but even those aren't enough to keep him from being agitated by seemingly endless waiting. What is he waiting for? For the centerpiece of his long task, a mythological vampire hunter who slashes through the undead like the sun cutting away darkness, known simply as The Daylight. But when she finally arrives, she's far from being up to a conversation with Sinclair, and quickly goes on the attack. Can Sinclair, in a weakened state, keep up with this woman with the destructive personality of a tornado? Why has Sinclair been forced to stand still in time? Why does The Daylight hate vampires so much? And will she be lured to working with him when he reveals his task- hunting down Countess Sanguine Amanto?Beyond Help stars Mel Nichols as The Daylight and Lauren Tucker as Countess Sanguine Amanto. Episode 1, “Me Here, At Last, On the Ground,” featuresHera Alexander as RussellMichael E. Freemantle as BertrandWalter Mack as LyleCat Kirby as AnnieIzze Sykes as FortunatoAnd Chrisi Talyn Saje as GailAdditional voices provided by Sean DrabikProduced, written, and directed by Sean DrabikWith Associate Producers Lauren Tucker and Mel Nichols ,Script Editor Lumi Oakes And Story Consultant Cat KirbyMusic and Sound Effects in the Public Domain:Twelve From the Black Book 4/03/01 by Lloyd RogersSee Me Through by The Cimmaron Show ReviewAfter You've Gone performed by the US Coast Guard BandI Ain't Got Nobody performed by Marion HarrisWe Will All Go Together When We Go by Tom LehrerConcerto for Two Violins in D-Minor 1-Fast performed by Lloyd Rogers and Cartesian Reunion Memorial OrchestraNon Sara by FrantiDanse Macabre performed by KatapoltoWalk That Dog performed by The US Army Blues BandSt. James Infirmary performed by United State Airforce Academy BandBlue Skies performed by William Robyn

It's finally time- Beyond Help premieres this May! Sinclair returns on a journey with a mysterious vampire hunter, called The Daylight. Together, they meet friends and enemies from Sinclair's past as they make their way to Ireland, so The Daylight can have a final confrontation with the Vampire who set her life on this course- Countess Sanguine Amanto. It's an adventure so big, we had to do a soft reboot. Premiering this May! This trailer features Mel Nichols, Lauren Tucker Michael E. Freemantle Hera Alexander Cat Kirby Scott R McKinley Announced by AJ Fidalgo Music Featured created by Anonymous420, acquired through Free Music Archive, and used under Attribution 4.0 license. links: Corner: https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Anonymous420/___1389/Anonymous420_-____-_01_ Summer Blues: https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Anonymous420/___1389/Anonymous420_-____-_03__/ Overtime Matrix: https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Anonymous420/___1389/Anonymous420_-____-_08__/ Changes have been made to suit the purposes of this trailer

Sinclair is back, just in time for the Holidays! The daffy deity just wants to enjoy a lonely Christmas with his cat, a copious count of cocktails, and enough Detroit-style pizza to feed the militia of a small state. But a visit from the ghost of an occasional business associate drags Sinclair into the heart of a neo-Dickension nightmare. But Sinclair is no Scrooge, and the future holds little anxiety for a deathless creature of a million years of age. The past however... Will Sinclair's love of alcohol keep him safe from his past, or will he be forced to face his many, many mistakes? And what is the gold ring around his hat, that he claims has crippled his powers? Find out in this festively depressing adventure! This podcast episode includes depictions of alcoholism and drug use, depictions of trauma, disregard for consent and physical boundaries, and depictions of seasonal depression. Listener discretion is advised. A Drunkard's Christmas Carol starred, in order of appearance: Maude Willis as The Narrator Jess McCoy as Kaleidoscope Tyler Moody as Bradley Mel Nichols as The Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come Lauren Tucker as The Ghost of Christmas Present Scott R McKinley as The Ghost of Christmas Past Featuring appearances by Michael E Freemantle as Bertrand Cat Kirby as Annie Hera Alexander as Russell Walter Mack as Lyle Other voices provided by Sean Drabik Written, directed and produced by Sean Drabik Lumi Oakes is Script Editor Cat Kirby is Story Consultant Additional audio editing by Jess McCoy All music and film audio used are in the Public Domain Alex Birks is the announcer

After months of absence, Sinclair, the million-year-old minor deity with the attention span of a millisecond, has been found! Hear the exclusive story here first, then listen to the full interview with Sinclair, coming soon! The Changeling Reporter was played by AJ Fidalgo

Happy Holidays!The full audio drama mini-series, in its entirety. Sinclair must protect a human from the persistent affections of a vampire countess, a job he thinks should be easy enough. But Sanguine Amanto is the kind of challenge Sinclair hasn't had in a long time. And can he protect someone who might not want to be saved? content warnings:Discussion or depictions of suicide, sexuality, alcohol abuse, death, disease, and conspiracy

Sinclair and Sanguine have another discussion over dinner, and Ian receives a package in the mail. content warnings: Discussion or depictions of suicide, sexuality, alcohol abuse, death, disease, and conspiracy

In the second part of Duality, Sinclair meets Ian's best friend and learns just how committed Sanguine is to acquiring him. Sinclair teaches them both about vampires and goes to meet an old friend of his for help. content warnings:Discussion or depictions of suicide, sexuality, alcohol abuse, death, disease, and conspiracy.

In his first full-cast audio drama, Sinclair faces his most dangerous opponent yet, when he's contracted to protect amateur journalist Ian Price from vampire noblewoman Countess Sanguine Amanto, who has decided that Ian shall become her newest servant. Sinclair must find a way to protect Ian against the relentless stalking of the countess, and also find a way to stop himself from getting distracted.

Send us a textSinclair is still busy with a new job, but you can hear him on September 1st in a crossover episode with Madison on the Air! Listen to Madison on the Air wherever you listen to podcasts, or check out the show's website below! Thank you Chrisi Talyn Saje for making this crossover a reality! https://www.madisonontheair.com/Wanna stay updated with Sinclair Wants to Help? Or just talk about the show? Then join the show's Discord server! https://discord.gg/nbwqBbT35