Bitter Coffey

In an earlier than usual recording time, Darek and Kelly tackle tough topics like global health crises, PO box eggs, and anniversary toilet seats. The bell is working overtime this week.

Darek & Kelly joined forces and made the Champlain Valley Fair a family event this year. Kelly eases into life as an elder fair-goer and Darek reflects on the high cost of fun and the need for increased goat-safety protocols. Both Taylor Swift and the Tooth Fairy prompt some real talk, and Darek's discovery of the adjustbility of the mics might make the show sound taller.

Back from their unplanned/sort of planned summer hiatus, Kelly and Darek are back in the studio, ripping through topics in their usual fashion. Kelly spends entirely too much time talking about basement insulation and Darek spends entirely too little time talking about watching 90's rap videos in his car.

After nearly cutting off her finger with a lesbian pocketknife, Kelly and co-host Darek give shoutouts to new listeners, work through the joy(s) of hat-buying and hat-wearing, and read some AI-generated emails. The descerning listening will be able to hear the exact moment your hosts use the last of their mental and physical energy.

Darek and Kelly decide that drinking Zero Sugar Dr Pepper during an early morning recording session would be a great idea. Many listeners could easily argue to the contrary. Your hosts take a deep dive into Girl Scout cookies and donut-scented soap. Apologies in advance to Hannah for the DJ mixer birthday gift for DJ Gwenny!

Podcasting jerks Darek and Kelly have returned from their extended hiatus and now that Kelly is living back in Vermont, these random recording sessions may become a bit less random and less echoey as their tech skills slowly return. Darek and Kelly are clunky, they are rusty, and they are back.

Kelly, Darek and Mitchel Thunderbutt (aka Tim Chang) are back after Darek finally faced his demons and figured how Descript, nee Squadcast, works. Tim shares his new passion project with his nephew, known as emoji-stories. Kelly ruminates about the horrors our driveway cameras capture, and unleashes the terror of 1970s Grimace upon her co-hosts and you, fair listeners. Creature conversations continue as our hosts go deep on canon Sesame Street characters and their applicability to socks and pitch a remake of St. Elmo's Fire starring Elmo. A careful eye is lent to the lack of quality control on the set of the Jaws films, the crew dares delve into the cultural significance of the Kansas City Chiefs, and not in the way you think, and Kelly shares the greatest name in rowboat history.