Bone to Pick Podcast

In this high-energy episode of Bone to Pick, Robert Kelly and Paul Virzi unleash some of their funniest and most brutally honest "bones" yet. From marriage dynamics and the unspoken "rules" couples weaponize, to unsolicited political rants in public, to fan-submitted grievances about names, mop buckets, and water-bottle weirdos, the guys dive into everyday frustrations with the kind of chemistry only they have. Between Bobby's tirades about cash, gas tanks, and relationship "tickets," and Paul's birthday saga featuring an overpriced one-slice cake delivery, this episode blends laugh-out-loud storytelling with relatable chaos—perfect for fans who love sharp observational comedy. Plus, video bones, fan submissions, surprise moments, and a whole lot of unfiltered honesty make this one a can't-miss installment. Strap in: this episode proves once again that nobody breaks down life's small irritations—or turns them into huge laughs—better than Bobby and Paul. Support the show and check out your personalized ED treatment options at http://hims.com/BONE Join the Patreon www.patreon.com/bonetopickcast

This episode of Bone to Pick takes everyday frustrations and spins them into pure comedy gold. Robert Kelly, Paul Virzi, and Mike Albanese go all in on fantasy football gone wrong, arguing whether teenagers are running full-on gambling rings or just "playing for fun." From there, they tackle the absurdity of biting into olives with hidden pits, roast restaurants for not warning diners, and get into the eternal debate over what makes a proper Greek salad. Fan-submitted "bones" keep the chaos rolling—water bottles that ruin bags, fridge drawers that jam unless you open them perfectly, and the ridiculous habit of using GPS for a commute you've done for years. With sharp back-and-forth, wildly specific rants, and laugh-out-loud tangents, this episode is as unpredictable as it is relatable. If you've ever been annoyed by life's smallest details—or just love comics losing their minds over them—this one's a must-listen. Visit https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/BONE and use code BONE and get $50 in lineups when you play your first $5 lineup! Support the show and start your free online Hims visit today. Head to https://www.hims.com/BONE

This episode of Bone to Pick Podcast has Robert Kelly, Paul Virzi, and Mike dive into everything from awful sayings, restaurant workers who don't know how to talk and more! Visit https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/BONE and use code BONE and get $50 in lineups when you play your first $5 lineup! Join our Patreon www.patreon.com/bonetopickcast

In this hilarious episode of Bone to Pick Podcast, Robert Kelly and Paul Virzi dive deep into the art of everyday annoyances — from awkward business calls hijacked by political rants to the absurdity of sharing drinks with friends. The comedians riff on personal quirks, "scavats" etiquette, toilet paper "jail," and the maddening behavior of delisI that refuse phone orders minutes before closing. Packed with relatable gripes, raw honesty, and nonstop banter, this episode blends outrageous humor with moments of surprising relatability. Fans will love the chemistry between Bobby and Paul as they debate seltzer slurping, call out clueless customer service, and roast each other's habits — all while inviting listeners to share their own "bones to pick." Whether you're here for the laughs, the fan-submitted gripes, or just to watch two friends go to war over soda etiquette, this is Bone to Pick at its funniest. Support the show and start your free online Hims visit at https://www.hims.com/BONE Join our Patreon for bonus episodes and early releases: patreon.com/bonetopickcast

Aired LIVE on July 14th for Patreon members only! Join now for future live shows and more at patreon.com/bonetopickcast. On this wild, no-pants-needed episode of A Bone to Pick, Bobby Kelly and Paul Virzi dive headfirst into chaos, comedy, and capitalism—from torrential rain in NYC to overpriced umbrellas, t-shirt mob scenes, and the absurdity of do-it-yourself restaurant meals. Hilariously unfiltered and painfully relatable, the guys unpack how society unravels at the drop of a giveaway or a drizzle of rain. Plus, listeners deliver jaw-dropping "bones to pick," including a former farmhand's tale of mercy-killing a goose and a listener's heart-wrenching yet uplifting story of resilience after divorce, illness, and rebuilding life at 51. This episode is part outrageous comedy, part gut-punching honesty—and all deeply human. If you've ever hated soggy socks, waited in line for a free shirt, or questioned the price of shrimp you had to peel yourself, this one's for you.

Wild rants about fireworks disasters, Fourth of July chaos, and the myth of pizza crust being the "best part." From Bobby's accidental sleeveless biker look to Paul's shady run-ins with shipping yards and illegal fireworks, the guys explore their bones to pick with everything from motorcycle clubs hijacking intersections to absurd password requirements at gas station rewards programs. Fans also weigh in with their own gripes about automated job applications and flimsy paper towels. Packed with laughs, relatable complaints, and raw honesty, this episode is a comedy rollercoaster you won't want to miss. Subscribe, share, and join the conversation as the guys fix the world one bone at a time Start your free online Hims visit today at https://www.hims.com/BONE

On this episode of Bone to Pick, comedians Robert Kelly and Paul Virzi go off on everything from fake watch guys and sneakerhead culture to "fat shots," wedding etiquette, and the rage-inducing people who watch sports on their phones at concerts. They're joined by Mikey, fresh off his wedding and new fitness journey, to roast passive-aggressive neighbors, call out emotional manipulation with the word "whatever," and dig into why reality cooking shows are more sob story than skill. Hilarious fan-submitted gripes round out a chaotic, brutally honest episode that proves everybody's got a bone to pick. Support the show and get 10% off your Ridge order. Head to https://www.ridge.com/BONE

Don't leave crumbs in the butter!! The boys go off on summertime sidewalk hogs, picture-perfect expectations, soggy butter etiquette, and the death of durable socks. With unfiltered rants and fan-submitted gripes, the duo exposes everyday annoyances with raw honesty and big laughs. From chaotic Navy SEAL dreams to emotional wedding rants, it's a wild ride of stand-up-level commentary, street-level social analysis, and absurdity. Whether you're tired of sidewalk clogs or crumb-covered spreads, this episode's got a bone to pick for you. Check out our patreon www.patreon.com/bonetopickcast