Bone to Pick Podcast

In this chaotic episode of Bone to Pick, Robert Kelly and Mike Albanese hold down the fort while Paul Virzi mysteriously vanishes with a suspicious combo of "flu" and "shooting something." What follows is a brutally honest, wildly relatable spiral into domestic hell, gym harassment, and the unspoken rules of human decency. Bobby recounts a household emergency involving a flooded bathroom, a child with frightening plumbing capabilities, and the emotional rollercoaster of being furious while oddly impressed. From tree-trunk poops to towel shortages, the episode leans fully into the absurd realities of parenting. The conversation then pivots to Mike's long-simmering rage over upselling—especially gym trainers who ambush you mid-treadmill and timeshare salespeople who will not accept reality. Join the Patreon at Patreon.com/bonetopickcast Don't sleep on @ultrapouches. New customers get 15% off with code BONE at http://takeultra.com #UltraPouches #ad Support the show & get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care with HIMS @ http://hims.com/BONE

On this episode of Bone to Pick, Robert Kelly and Paul Virzi go fully feral over one of life's most universal frustrations: when you do someone a favor and they somehow still find a way to complain. What starts as a casual rant about free tickets quickly escalates into a brutally honest breakdown of entitlement, gratitude, and why certain people should be permanently removed from your "hookups" list. From TSA inconsistencies and customs hypocrisy to Yelp reviewers who "hate to do this" but absolutely love doing it, the guys dissect modern annoyance culture with zero mercy. Along the way, they dive into workplace night crews undoing progress, lint balls inside socks, leather furniture betraying your body, and engineers ruining perfectly good inventions. It's a classic Bone to Pick episode—raw, unfiltered, deeply relatable, and fueled by righteous anger, childhood trauma jokes, and just enough self-awareness to make it all hilarious. If you've ever muttered "are you kidding me?" under your breath today, this one's for you. Let Rocket Money help you reach your financial goals faster at http://RocketMoney.com/BONE Join the Patreon patreon.com/bonetopickcast

It's the annual Bonemas on the Bone to Pick Podcast as Robert Kelly and Paul Virzi go live for a no-holds-barred Christmas spectacular packed with food, fans, and festive grievances. What starts as playful banter quickly turns into a hilarious therapy session for everything that drives us nuts this time of year — from adult gift exchanges that feel more like obligations, to Elf on the Shelf paranoia, to why nobody wants your leaky snow globe. With fan-submitted bones rolling in live, Bobby and Paul riff on family traditions, awkward gift moments, holiday music overload, and the emotional landmines that come with trying to keep everyone happy. Support the show & get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care with HIMS @ http://hims.com/BONE Join the Patreon @ patreon.com/bonetopickcast

The boyz unleash two of their biggest bones yet—rescuing dogs and dealing with wobbly tables—and it quickly spirals into one of the most unhinged, rapid-fire episodes they've ever recorded. From the hoops you're forced to jump through just to adopt a dog, to the pretentious gatekeepers who make it nearly impossible, Paul breaks down why the system is broken while Bobby doubles down with his own war stories. Then the guys pivot to a full-blown rant about high-end restaurants that still serve guests on shaky tables, complete with spilled coffee, shoddy fixes, and Shark Tank inventions that could've solved everything. Get your fix with Zippix Toothpicks! Save 10% by using code BONE at http://ZippixToothpicks.com today. Must be 21+ Exclusive $35-off Carver Mat Frames at https://on.auraframes.com/BONETOPICK Promo Code BONETOPICK Go to http://hellofresh.com/BONETOPICK10FM to get 10 free meals + a free breakfast for life.

In this high-energy episode of Bone to Pick, Robert Kelly and Paul Virzi unleash some of their funniest and most brutally honest "bones" yet. From marriage dynamics and the unspoken "rules" couples weaponize, to unsolicited political rants in public, to fan-submitted grievances about names, mop buckets, and water-bottle weirdos, the guys dive into everyday frustrations with the kind of chemistry only they have. Between Bobby's tirades about cash, gas tanks, and relationship "tickets," and Paul's birthday saga featuring an overpriced one-slice cake delivery, this episode blends laugh-out-loud storytelling with relatable chaos—perfect for fans who love sharp observational comedy. Plus, video bones, fan submissions, surprise moments, and a whole lot of unfiltered honesty make this one a can't-miss installment. Strap in: this episode proves once again that nobody breaks down life's small irritations—or turns them into huge laughs—better than Bobby and Paul. Support the show and check out your personalized ED treatment options at http://hims.com/BONE Join the Patreon www.patreon.com/bonetopickcast

This episode of Bone to Pick takes everyday frustrations and spins them into pure comedy gold. Robert Kelly, Paul Virzi, and Mike Albanese go all in on fantasy football gone wrong, arguing whether teenagers are running full-on gambling rings or just "playing for fun." From there, they tackle the absurdity of biting into olives with hidden pits, roast restaurants for not warning diners, and get into the eternal debate over what makes a proper Greek salad. Fan-submitted "bones" keep the chaos rolling—water bottles that ruin bags, fridge drawers that jam unless you open them perfectly, and the ridiculous habit of using GPS for a commute you've done for years. With sharp back-and-forth, wildly specific rants, and laugh-out-loud tangents, this episode is as unpredictable as it is relatable. If you've ever been annoyed by life's smallest details—or just love comics losing their minds over them—this one's a must-listen. Visit https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/BONE and use code BONE and get $50 in lineups when you play your first $5 lineup! Support the show and start your free online Hims visit today. Head to https://www.hims.com/BONE

This episode of Bone to Pick Podcast has Robert Kelly, Paul Virzi, and Mike dive into everything from awful sayings, restaurant workers who don't know how to talk and more! Visit https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/BONE and use code BONE and get $50 in lineups when you play your first $5 lineup! Join our Patreon www.patreon.com/bonetopickcast

In this hilarious episode of Bone to Pick Podcast, Robert Kelly and Paul Virzi dive deep into the art of everyday annoyances — from awkward business calls hijacked by political rants to the absurdity of sharing drinks with friends. The comedians riff on personal quirks, "scavats" etiquette, toilet paper "jail," and the maddening behavior of delisI that refuse phone orders minutes before closing. Packed with relatable gripes, raw honesty, and nonstop banter, this episode blends outrageous humor with moments of surprising relatability. Fans will love the chemistry between Bobby and Paul as they debate seltzer slurping, call out clueless customer service, and roast each other's habits — all while inviting listeners to share their own "bones to pick." Whether you're here for the laughs, the fan-submitted gripes, or just to watch two friends go to war over soda etiquette, this is Bone to Pick at its funniest. Support the show and start your free online Hims visit at https://www.hims.com/BONE Join our Patreon for bonus episodes and early releases: patreon.com/bonetopickcast

Aired LIVE on July 14th for Patreon members only! Join now for future live shows and more at patreon.com/bonetopickcast. On this wild, no-pants-needed episode of A Bone to Pick, Bobby Kelly and Paul Virzi dive headfirst into chaos, comedy, and capitalism—from torrential rain in NYC to overpriced umbrellas, t-shirt mob scenes, and the absurdity of do-it-yourself restaurant meals. Hilariously unfiltered and painfully relatable, the guys unpack how society unravels at the drop of a giveaway or a drizzle of rain. Plus, listeners deliver jaw-dropping "bones to pick," including a former farmhand's tale of mercy-killing a goose and a listener's heart-wrenching yet uplifting story of resilience after divorce, illness, and rebuilding life at 51. This episode is part outrageous comedy, part gut-punching honesty—and all deeply human. If you've ever hated soggy socks, waited in line for a free shirt, or questioned the price of shrimp you had to peel yourself, this one's for you.

Wild rants about fireworks disasters, Fourth of July chaos, and the myth of pizza crust being the "best part." From Bobby's accidental sleeveless biker look to Paul's shady run-ins with shipping yards and illegal fireworks, the guys explore their bones to pick with everything from motorcycle clubs hijacking intersections to absurd password requirements at gas station rewards programs. Fans also weigh in with their own gripes about automated job applications and flimsy paper towels. Packed with laughs, relatable complaints, and raw honesty, this episode is a comedy rollercoaster you won't want to miss. Subscribe, share, and join the conversation as the guys fix the world one bone at a time Start your free online Hims visit today at https://www.hims.com/BONE

On this episode of Bone to Pick, comedians Robert Kelly and Paul Virzi go off on everything from fake watch guys and sneakerhead culture to "fat shots," wedding etiquette, and the rage-inducing people who watch sports on their phones at concerts. They're joined by Mikey, fresh off his wedding and new fitness journey, to roast passive-aggressive neighbors, call out emotional manipulation with the word "whatever," and dig into why reality cooking shows are more sob story than skill. Hilarious fan-submitted gripes round out a chaotic, brutally honest episode that proves everybody's got a bone to pick. Support the show and get 10% off your Ridge order. Head to https://www.ridge.com/BONE

Don't leave crumbs in the butter!! The boys go off on summertime sidewalk hogs, picture-perfect expectations, soggy butter etiquette, and the death of durable socks. With unfiltered rants and fan-submitted gripes, the duo exposes everyday annoyances with raw honesty and big laughs. From chaotic Navy SEAL dreams to emotional wedding rants, it's a wild ride of stand-up-level commentary, street-level social analysis, and absurdity. Whether you're tired of sidewalk clogs or crumb-covered spreads, this episode's got a bone to pick for you. Check out our patreon www.patreon.com/bonetopickcast