B.P. Tuesdays

It’s a full-blown holiday mashup as the boys celebrate May the 4th AND Cinco de Mayo in one chaotic, queso-fueled episode. There’s Star Wars trivia beef, a mysterious Spaceballs sequel idea that absolutely nobody asked for, and a DJ Dy5lexc Cinco party that may or may not violate several noise bylaws. Toss in some timely nonsense, questionable takes, and enough laughs to derail the entire show, and you’ve got yourself a certified mess (the good kind). Dandy storms back in like a game show host with unlimited funding, dropping MULTIPLE prizes, extra blind rankings, and making the boys wildly uncomfortable in the process. We’re talking betrayals, movie quotes, “Stab Court” (don’t ask, just accept), and a heated breakdown of elite Mexican eats. Plus, Song of the Week brings the vibes while the lyric game makes a triumphant return. It’s unpredictable, it’s unhinged, and honestly… ask me if I’m real.

It’s another glorious Tuesday and the Fact Cheffer himself, Dane, is back in the mix—bringing chaos, questionable facts, and way too much confidence. The boys debate whether BP Tuesdays needs a theme song (spoiler: it absolutely does), fire off some all-time TV bangers, and somehow spiral into Song Lyric of the Week with Wavin’ Flag. Things only get more unhinged as summer talk kicks in and the Churchill Park Music Festival becomes the next big dream… including the totally realistic plan of getting rock legends on the pod. From there it’s a full-blown Canadian music trivia meltdown—can Peter name a Blue Rodeo or Tragically Hip song under pressure? Not looking great! The debate heats up as Shania Twain gets crowned (or not?) Queen of Halifax, while the round table tackles the WAY more serious question: who truly rules Newfoundland? Toss in some card grading nerd talk, questionable collections, and a wildly disrespectful blind ranking of bald people, and you’ve got yourself an all-time episode.

Dandy rolls in fashionably late like a rockstar who forgot he wasn’t booked, but immediately starts cooking with facts (and probably nonsense). Peter phones a sister for Guess the Song Lyric and somehow turns it into a full production, while the boys spiral into IceBerg Alley lineup predictions and aggressively overplanning Brian’s birthday like it’s a national holiday. Oh—and yes, there’s already talk of interviewing Katy Perry like it’s basically confirmed. Manifesting or delusion? You decide. We get elite-tier chaos with Dandy’s legendary drinking stories, a spicy Blind Ranking of movie franchises (does Brian secretly hate Bourne??), and the second-ever Guess the Movie Quote that absolutely no one delivers cleanly. Toss in a random Modern Family reference (“Pepper, can you hear me??”) and you’ve got pure nonsense from start to finish. It’s loud, it’s dumb, it’s hilarious—and honestly, Dandy might need his own spin-off at this point.

We’re throwing it WAY back this week—like “why did we ever say that on mic?” levels of throwback. From Peter’s legendary sock saga in Placentia PD to the absolute chaos of “Wol vs Wool” (still unresolved, still heated), this episode is basically a highlight reel of our most unhinged Season 2 moments. Toss in some Trudeau toe-dipping controversy and a surprise Josh appearance from The Fact Cheffer pilot, and you’ve got a certified nostalgia trip with zero structure and maximum nonsense. It’s a greatest hits album… if the hits were questionable takes, accidental comedy gold, and moments we probably should’ve edited out (but didn’t). If you’ve been here since Season 2, you’ll feel the chaos all over again—if you haven’t, congrats, you’re about to find out what you missed. Buckle up, it gets weird fast.

Dandy is BACK in the fact-checker chair and immediately hijacks the entire episode like the content machine he is. He recounts his absolutely harrowing trip to Cuba (which may or may not involve questionable decisions and vacation chaos), then throws Brian into the deep end with the ultimate challenge: earning his very own “Gay Card.” Will Brian rise to the occasion and make Dandy proud… or completely embarrass himself? The boys also hear tales of Dandy’s heroic exploits as the legendary East Harbour Hero, because apparently saving the day is just part of his daily routine. But that’s not all—Dandy arrives with a mysterious secret gift that turns out to be a Divorced Dad’s Booster Pack, which may be the most cursed trading card set ever conceived. Meanwhile, Paradise, NL gets absolutely buried under 140 cm of snow, which is especially brutal if you’re a shift-working East Harbour Hero. We wrap things up with a chaotic joint Blind Ranking where Dandy makes the rules and the category is Fast Food Restaurants… if they were your lawyer. Oh—and the Guess the Song Lyric is Rocket Man, so buckle up.

Brian turns 27 and celebrates like a true legend: swapping tires, crushing steak and chicken, inhaling a twice-baked potato casserole that should honestly be federally regulated, and boldly choosing carrot cake just to spite his sister. Meanwhile, Pete plans a “Big Boy Birthday Hell Divers Bash” and immediately can’t attend. Unreal. We also drop some life wisdom (take the stairs, don’t eat yellow snow), debate people who say “LOL” out loud, and question why “vegetable” has more syllables than “fruit” but we just accept that. Then it’s chaos as usual — the eternal heartbreak of the Toronto Maple Leafs, Game 7 pain, Matthews at 34%, Marner trade rumors, Drake vs Kendrick, AI bringing back dead actors, and whether fun., Owl City, and every 2010 band were secretly the same guy. We spiral through cop shows, trivia delusions, grocery store boycotts, and somehow end up yelling about podcasts. Just another calm Tuesday.

We swear this isn’t the last episode ever (relax) — but it might be the first spin-off in the B.P. universe 👀 The boys are back, Morgan the fact-checker returns to keep things semi-legal, and somehow we become the world’s #1 Katy Perry podcast… right before getting absolutely cooked by AI. No Katy Trudeau at the Grammys, vocal stimming is at an all-time high, and the laughter? Direct deposit, baby. Peter fully loses signal and drifts into space while Brian tries to keep the ship together, Blind Ranking descends into chaos with “you’re the lead in the movie,” and the Blind Rank Kings reclaim their throne. Toss in a classic I’m Going Camping! and you’ve got a perfectly unhinged episode that feels illegal to be free.

We’re coughing, wheezing, and digging deep — because this week the boys cracked open THE VAULT 🗄️. It’s an unreleased throwback from the pre–fact checker era, when confidence was high and accuracy was optional. We butcher timelines, discover a mysterious missing month, and run wild through the Down With Webster catalogue while getting almost every detail wrong. Honestly? It’s kind of beautiful. We also spiral about Nickelodeon drama ruining our childhoods, Pete’s brief gym arc, the time he rode a horse (for real), and an old Star Wars remake that absolutely did not hit. Toss in some early-season nostalgia and unfiltered chaos, and you’ve got a vintage BP Tuesdays episode — mistakes, bad takes, and all.

One whole year of B.P. Tuesdays chaos in the books, and the boys are feeling nostalgic (and slightly hungover). Pete kicks things off with an apology tour for his Stranger Things betrayal, and the two dive into plot holes, fan theories, and how they’d fix the Upside Down — because obviously, Netflix should’ve called them first. Meanwhile, Pete serenades Brian mid-gig with Lizzo’s Juice, proving friendship can be both weird and fabulous. Then it’s time to plan the legendary B.P.B.G. International Winter Edition — dates, games, and guaranteed regret incoming. The guys relive their favourite moments from Season 1, hype up what’s coming in Season 2, and even double down with two Blind Rankings: episode titles and their beloved (and occasionally factually questionable) Fact Checkers. It’s a season finale packed with chaos, nostalgia, and 52 weeks of nonsense wrapped up in one glorious mess.

It’s the grand finale of 2025 and the boys brought in a fact-checking legend! Welcome Dandy—armed with gifts, sass, and apparently, sour Powerade snacks (???). Peter officially earns his “Gay Card,” Brian’s in disbelief, and chaos naturally follows. Between Dandy’s donut-themed blind ranking and Brian’s cursed “pasta-as-your-chemistry-teacher” lineup, the energy is unhinged in all the right ways. As we say goodbye to another year of questionable takes and peak nonsense, the gang reflects on the highs, the lows, and everything in between—plus a New Year’s resolution segment that’s already doomed to fail. Grab your snacks, clutch your Gay Card, and let’s toast to more B.P. Tuesdays in 2026.

The boys are jingling all the way this week — and chaos has officially entered its festive era. We kick things off with a very seasonal “Guess the Song Lyric” (don’t worry, no spoilers… but you’ve definitely heard it in the mall). Pete dives into the Diddy Doc while Brian moonlights as Russ Brown in Placentia P.D., Newfoundland’s most unhinged one-man crime unit. Can Russ keep it together for just one day, or will he once again ask, “What Would Jake Doyle Do?” Then things go off the rails as we Blind Rank… Blind Rankings. Yup. And because that wasn’t enough nonsense, our fact checker hijacks the show with their own rankings before we hit “Let’s Go Camping” — the game that’s somehow become both tradition and trauma. Christmas chaos is peaking, the games are unhinged, and Santa is 100% judging us.

We are having a chiller episode today, the boys have some laughs talk about their weeks and then take a trip around the world with all the listeners! We Step Into Christmas, By Elton John for our guess that song lyric! Then the boys do a classic mind game, can they link up finally? Will Demi and Joe get their minds in order? The buys are excited to watch stranger things. Then we blind rank our favourite Christmas movies! It’s an episode of games cause they also play What Can I bring to the picnic? It’s a fun episode with lots of laughs, and some good gamin. Plus if this is a simulation will Brian still be Peters friend in the real world? The song of the week is Jingle Bell Rock by Hall and Oates

This week is pure, unfiltered madness — the boys go from rolling dice in an impromptu game of D&D to imagining Donald Trump blowing the sax for Bill Clinton. Brian takes his first chaotic trip to Placentia (in-game, thank God), Pete fumbles through a word-guessing challenge that goes hilariously off the rails, and somehow, a sister gets roped into “Guess the Song Lyric.” It’s all nonsense and gold — bestkind entertainment from start to finish. We’re talking 3OH!3, Ke$ha, and a “Blind Ranking” that pits TV characters against each other to see who’d make the best band manager. Spoiler: it’s not who you’d think. Grab a cold one, tune in, and prepare for peak BP Tuesdays chaos — the Hubba Bubba kind.