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Thanks for listening! ❤️(00:33) - Bun acquired by Anthropic (14:49) - The junior hiring crisis & early-career developers (29:34) - OpenAI’s projected $74B loss by 2028 (Fortune report) (31:10) - OpenAI “code red” after Gemini 3 & GPT-5.2 push (44:44) - German state saves millions switching to LibreOffice (52:14) - IBM to acquire Confluent (Kafka company) (57:48) - Is AI changing how humans write and speak? (01:03:52) - Pebble creator’s Index 01 smart ring Bun is joining Anthropic | 2025-12-02JavaScript runtime Bun has been bought by AI lab Anthropic, which will use it to power Claude Code and other tools while keeping the project open source and led by the same team. The deal swaps startup uncertainty for deep-pocketed backing and raises fresh questions about big labs owning key developer infrastructure.https://bun.com/blog/bun-joins-anthropicThe Junior Hiring Crisis | 2025-11-29Annie Hedgpeth warns that as companies lean into artificial intelligence (AI), junior hiring in technical roles is dropping, leaving graduates facing tougher odds for a first job. She links the crisis to eroding apprenticeships and weak mentoring incentives, and argues that early-career people must double down on relationships and “relational intelligence” that AI cannot replace.https://people-work.io/blog/junior-hiring-crisis/OpenAI says it plans to report stunning annual losses through 2028—and then turn wildly profitable just two years later | 2025-11-12Fortune reports that OpenAI expects to burn through billions in cash each year, including an eye-popping projected $74 billion operating loss in 2028, before swinging to big profits around 2030. The bet hinges on locking in up to $1.4 trillion in long-term compute deals, setting up a stark contrast with Anthropic’s more conservative path to break-even.https://finance.yahoo.com/news/openai-says-plans-report-stunning-161814899.htmlNext ChatGPT upgrade imminent following ‘code red’ declaration | 2025-12-059to5Mac reports that OpenAI declared a internal “code red” after Google’s Gemini 3 launch and is now rushing out a GPT-5.2 update for ChatGPT far sooner than its last major refresh. Rather than flashy new features, the release is expected to focus on speed, reliability, and customization to close the perceived performance gap.https://9to5mac.com/2025/12/05/next-chatgpt-upgrade-imminent-following-code-red-declaration/Goodbye, Microsoft: Schleswig-Holstein relies on Open Source and saves millions | 2025-12-07Germany’s state of Schleswig-Holstein says it will save over €15 million a year by replacing most Microsoft Windows and Office licenses with LibreOffice and other open-source tools. Nearly 80% of workstations have already switched, but opposition politicians warn that migration hiccups and frustrated staff show how hard digital “sovereignty” is in practice.https://www.heise.de/en/news/Goodbye-Microsoft-Schleswig-Holstein-relies-on-Open-Source-and-saves-millions-11105459.htmlIBM to Acquire Confluent | 2025-12-08Confluent has agreed to be acquired by IBM in an all-cash deal at $31 per share, with the data-streaming company set to operate as a distinct brand inside IBM once regulators sign off. CEO Jay Kreps frames the move as a way to put Kafka-era streaming at the core of IBM’s hybrid-cloud and AI ambitions, while promising continuity for customers and staff.https://www.confluent.io/blog/ibm-to-acquire-confluent/Evidence That Humans Now Speak in a Chatbot-Influenced Dialect Is Getting Stronger | 2025-12-07Gizmodo surveys research and anecdotes suggesting our everyday speech is starting to borrow the vocabulary and rhythms of large language models, from YouTube comments to Reddit confessionals. Moderators and writers describe AI “slop” as so pervasive that even human posts and political speeches can sound synthetic, blurring the line between organic voice and machine-trained style.https://gizmodo.com/chatbot-dialect-2000696509Meet Pebble Index 01 - External Memory For Your Brain | 2025-12-09Pebble’s creator unveils Index 01, a stainless-steel smart ring with a button and microphone that lets you capture quick voice notes and reminders, then process them on your phone with local speech-to-text and AI. With no always-on listening, no subscription, and a battery designed to last years, it reframes “external memory” as a tiny, hackable tool rather than a full-blown wearable computer.https://repebble.com/blog/meet-pebble-index-01-external-memory-for-your-brain

Thanks for checking in! ❤️(00:07) - Intro & weekend catch-up (02:22) - Deloitte breaks silence on N.L. healthcare report (08:50) - PwC says clients are asking for AI Discount? (13:37) - How OpenAI and Google see AI changing go-to-market strategies (17:44) - ChatGPT ads are on the way, but iPhone users can avoid them (24:30) - Australia’s under-16s social media ban is weeks away. How will it work – and how can I appeal if I’m wrongly banned? (34:15) - Are you balding? There’s an AI for that (39:24) - Can Dutch universities do without Microsoft? (47:10) - iPhone Fold will be ‘first truly crease-free foldable phone’, according to supplier (52:30) - New Segment Anything Models Make it Easier to Detect Objects and Create 3D Reconstructions (59:01) - Advent of Code changes & AI-assisted puzzling (01:02:33) - Upcoming Microsoft Fabric Data Days interview & closing Deloitte breaks silence on N.L. healthcare report | 2025-11-25A Deloitte spokesperson says the firm “stands behind” recommendations in a $1.6 million Newfoundland and Labrador health workforce report after errors traced to AI-generated citations came to light. Deloitte says it's revising a small number of citations without changing findings, but hasn't addressed refunds—keeping pressure on the government.https://theindependent.ca/news/lji/deloitte-breaks-silence-on-n-l-healthcare-report/PwC says clients are asking for AI Discount? | 2025-07-03 PwC is fielding an awkward ask from some clients: if artificial intelligence (AI) makes work faster, where's our discount? The report says firms are nudging prices down and moving to outcome-based fees, signaling pressure on the Big Four’s billable-hour model as automation spreads.https://www.thefinancestory.com/pwc-clients-ask-for-discounts-because-of-ai-efficiencyChatGPT ads are on the way, but iPhone users can avoid them | 2025-12-01 Code in a beta of ChatGPT’s Android app points to ads on the way, echoing recent reporting that OpenAI will test advertising to bolster revenue. The twist: iPhone users may bypass ads by invoking Siri’s ChatGPT fallback, raising messy questions about parity across platforms and plans.https://9to5mac.com/2025/12/01/chatgpt-ads-are-on-the-way-but-iphone-users-can-avoid-them/Australia’s under-16s social media ban is weeks away. How will it work – and how can I appeal if I’m wrongly banned? | 2025-11-22 Australia’s world-first under-16 social media ban takes effect on December 10, forcing platforms to deactivate teen accounts or face fines up to A$49.5 million. Appeals will rely on age-assurance checks like video selfies or IDs, stoking debate over errors, privacy and free-speech challenges.https://www.theguardian.com/media/2025/nov/23/australia-under-16-social-media-ban-how-will-it-work-which-platforms-age-verificationAre you balding? There’s an AI for that | 2025-11-26 MyHair AI promises to spot early hair loss by analyzing uploaded scalp photos and tracking density over time, pitching itself as a clearer path through a murky market. The startup claims 1,000 paying subscribers, 200,000 accounts and 300,000 images analyzed, inviting questions about medical accuracy and regulation.https://techcrunch.com/2025/11/26/are-you-balding-theres-an-ai-for-that/Can Dutch universities do without Microsoft? | 2025-11-24Following a sanctions scare that briefly locked the International Criminal Court out of Microsoft email, Dutch universities are reassessing big-tech dependence. Trials with open-source suites like Nextcloud and OpenDesk show promise, yet experts warn a full break could stall teaching and research unless institutions run costly parallel systems.https://dub.uu.nl/en/news/can-dutch-universities-do-without-microsoftiPhone Fold will be ‘first truly crease-free foldable phone’, according to supplier | 2025-11-26 Apple’s rumored iPhone Fold is said to achieve a crease-free display via a custom panel stack and liquid-metal hinge—at a luxury price. Supply-chain reports point to pre-mass-production testing and a potential 2026 launch, with estimates reaching $2,399, setting up a high-stakes debut against seasoned foldable rivals.https://www.tomsguide.com/phones/iphones/iphone-fold-will-be-first-truly-crease-free-foldable-phone-according-to-supplierNew Segment Anything Models Make it Easier to Detect Objects and Create 3D Reconstructions | 2025-11-19 Meta unveiled SAM 3 and SAM 3D, models that segment objects from text prompts and reconstruct 3D objects or bodies from a single image. The release includes open-source weights, a playground, and claims of state-of-the-art performance—positioning 3D from 2D as a practical tool for creators, robotics and AR.https://about.fb.com/news/2025/11/new-sam-models-detect-objects-create-3d-reconstructions/

(00:43) - An AI-Generated Country Song Is Topping A Billboard Chart, And That Should Infuriate Us All (07:51) - Using Generative AI in Content Production (13:37) - LLMs Can Get “Brain Rot”! (21:30) - GPT-5.1: A smarter, more conversational ChatGPT (28:42) - GitHub - toon-format/toon: Token-Oriented Object Notation (TOON) – Compact, human-readable, schema-aware JSON for LLM prompts. Spec, benchmarks, TypeScript SDK. (36:33) - Introducing Scribe v2 Realtime (41:06) - ByteDance unveils China’s most affordable AI coding agent at just US$1.30 a month (47:23) - TypeScript, Python, and the AI feedback loop changing software development (01:06:09) - Introducing iPhone Pocket: a beautiful way to wear and carry iPhone (01:08:35) - Nexperia update Thanks for listening ❤️ Sign up to our newspaper at newspaper.monkeypatching.io.An AI-Generated Country Song Is Topping A Billboard Chart, And That Should Infuriate Us All | 2025-11-08An AI-generated country song is topping a Billboard chart, stoking a fresh debate over authenticity and how charts treat synthetic artists. “Walk My Walk” by Breaking Rust hit No. 1 on Country Digital Song Sales, raising questions about disclosure, bot-inflated metrics, and where Billboard draws the line. https://www.whiskeyriff.com/2025/11/08/an-ai-generated-country-song-is-topping-a-billboard-chart-and-that-should-infuriate-us-all/Using Generative AI in Content Production | n.d.Netflix outlines when productions can use generative AI and what must be cleared before anything hits the screen. Ideation is generally low-risk, but final deliverables, digital replicas of talent, personal data, or third-party IP require written approval and enterprise-grade safeguards, backed by a handy use-case matrix. https://partnerhelp.netflixstudios.com/hc/en-us/articles/43393929218323-Using-Generative-AI-in-Content-ProductionLLMs Can Get “Brain Rot”! | 2025-10-15The paper “LLMs Can Get "Brain Rot!” dials down on the risk that large language models degrade when trained on their own outputs instead of diverse human data. It collects early research and symptoms—like blandness, repetition, and drifting facts—framing the problem in plain language for non-specialists and policymakers.https://llm-brain-rot.github.ioGPT-5.1: A smarter, more conversational ChatGPT | 2025-11-12OpenAI announced GPT-5.1, aiming for a smarter, more conversational ChatGPT rolling out to paid users first. Two flavors—Instant and Thinking—promise better instruction following, clearer reasoning that adapts to task difficulty, and new controls to shape tone so responses feel warmer or more precise. https://openai.com/index/gpt-5-1/GitHub - toon-format/toon: Token-Oriented Object Notation (TOON) – Compact, human-readable, schema-aware JSON for LLM prompts. Spec, benchmarks, TypeScript SDK. | 2025-11-10Token-Oriented Object Notation (TOON) pitches a compact, schema-aware alternative to JSON for LLM prompts. With a v1.0 release on November 10 and a TypeScript SDK, TOON targets uniform arrays for major token savings while keeping lossless structure—positioning it as a pragmatic bridge between JSON and model-friendly text. https://github.com/toon-format/toonIntroducing Scribe v2 Realtime | 2025-11-11ElevenLabs introduced Scribe v2 Realtime, a streaming speech-to-text model built for agents, meetings, and live captions. It promises sub-150 ms latency, automatic language detection, and enterprise options—claiming 93.5% accuracy across 30 languages—with API access and direct integration into ElevenLabs Agentshttps://elevenlabs.io/blog/introducing-scribe-v2-realtimeByteDance unveils China’s most affordable AI coding agent at just US$1.30 a month | 2025-11-12ByteDance’s Volcano Engine launched a low-cost coding agent priced at 9.9 yuan (US$1.30) for the first month, escalating China’s AI coding price war. The Doubao-Seed-Code model later costs 40 yuan monthly and touts SWE-Bench Verified results on par with leading systems.https://www.scmp.com/tech/big-tech/article/3332365/bytedance-unveils-chinas-most-affordable-ai-coding-agent-just-us130-monthTypeScript, Python, and the AI feedback loop changing software development | 2025-11-13GitHub’s Octoverse interview explores how AI tools are reshaping language choices and developer workflows, with TypeScript rising alongside Python’s AI strength. In conversation with GitHub Next’s Idan Gazit, the piece frames an AI feedback loop where typed languages help agents refactor reliably across tasks.https://github.blog/news-insights/octoverse/typescript-python-and-the-ai-feedback-loop-changing-software-development/?utm_source=twitter-idan-octoverse&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=universe25post

(01:50) - Create on-brand marketing content for your business with Pomelli (09:18) - OpenAI’s Less-Flashy Rival Might Have a Better Business Model (17:47) - Microsoft, OpenAI reach deal removing fundraising constraints for ChatGPT maker (25:56) - AOL to be sold to Bending Spoons for roughly $1.5B (36:40) - Accountable Acceleration: Gen AI Fast-Tracks Into the Enterprise (44:53) - I analyzed 180M jobs to see what jobs AI is actually replacing today Create on-brand marketing content for your business with Pomelli | 2025-10-28Google Labs and DeepMind launched Pomelli, an AI tool that builds a “Business DNA” from a company’s website to auto-generate on-brand social campaigns. It’s rolling out as a public beta in the U.S., Canada, Australia, and New Zealand—promising speed, but raising questions about originality and disclosure. https://blog.google/technology/google-labs/pomelli/OpenAI’s Less-Flashy Rival Might Have a Better Business Model | 2025-10-26WSJ argues Anthropic’s enterprise-first focus is paying off as corporate customers drive the bulk of its revenue and adoption. A reported multibillion run-rate and strong coding share sharpen the contrast with OpenAI’s mass-market push, setting up a strategic showdown over who monetizes AI best. https://www.wsj.com/tech/ai/anthropic-business-model-ai-9e26b4efMicrosoft, OpenAI reach deal removing fundraising constraints for ChatGPT maker | 2025-10-28OpenAI is restructuring into a public benefit corporation with Microsoft retaining a 27% stake, clearing the way for bigger capital raises and potential IPO plans. The pact resets rights and revenue-sharing through 2032, signaling massive data-center ambitions—and tighter alignment—amid escalating AI costs. https://www.reuters.com/business/microsoft-openai-reach-new-deal-allow-openai-restructure-2025-10-28/AOL to be sold to Bending Spoons for roughly $1.5B | 2025-10-29AOL is changing hands again, with Bending Spoons agreeing to buy it for about $1.5 billion as the Italian firm keeps scooping up legacy internet properties. The deal comes with $2.8 billion in new debt financing and claims of ~30 million monthly active users—big numbers for a storied brand. https://www.axios.com/2025/10/29/aol-bending-spoons-dealAccountable Acceleration: Gen AI Fast-Tracks Into the Enterprise | n.d.Wharton’s latest adoption study says generative AI has moved from pilots to measured ROI, with usage now weekly for most leaders and daily for many. Standout stats—like 72% tracking ROI and three-quarters seeing positive returns—set the stage for 2026’s push from experimentation to performance at scale. https://knowledge.wharton.upenn.edu/special-report/2025-ai-adoption-report/I analyzed 180M jobs to see what jobs AI is actually replacing today | 2025-11-03A massive scrape of job postings finds steep drops in creative execution roles like computer graphic artists and writers, while machine-learning engineers surged 40% year over year. Watchlist: medical scribes fell 20%, hinting at AI note-taking tools biting into entry-level healthcare admin work. https://bloomberry.com/blog/i-analyzed-180m-jobs-to-see-what-jobs-ai-is-actually-replacing-today/Sign up for our newsletter at newsletter.monkeypatching.io ❤️

(00:47) - Musicians miss out as Belgian retailers turn to AI-generated music in stores (08:41) - [R] Plain English outperforms JSON for LLM tool calling: +18pp accuracy, -70% variance (17:23) - Japan wants OpenAI to stop ripping off manga and anime (23:43) - Opera’s Neon shows just how confusing AI browsers still are (29:58) - Introducing Claude Haiku 4.5 (34:36) - Amazon outage breaks much of the internet Musicians miss out as Belgian retailers turn to AI-generated music in stores | 2025-10-19 https://www.brusselstimes.com/1798519/musicians-miss-out-as-belgian-retailers-turn-to-ai-generated-music-in-storesJapan wants OpenAI to stop ripping off manga and anime | 2025-10-15 https://www.theverge.com/news/799938/japan-government-openai-soraOpera’s Neon shows just how confusing AI browsers still are | 2025-10-19 https://www.theverge.com/tech/801899/opera-neon-ai-browser-trial-run[R] Plain English outperforms JSON for LLM tool calling: +18pp accuracy, -70% variance | 2025-10-17 https://www.reddit.com/r/MachineLearning/comments/1o8szk0/r_plain_english_outperforms_json_for_llm_tool/Introducing Claude Haiku 4.5 | 2025-10-15 https://www.anthropic.com/news/claude-haiku-4-5Amazon outage breaks much of the internet | 2025-10-20 https://techcrunch.com/2025/10/20/amazon-dns-outage-breaks-much-of-the-internet/Thanks for listening! ❤️Sign up for our newsletter at newsletter.monkeypatching.io

Thanks for listening to the MonkeyPatching Podcast!Today we discuss:(00:40) - Agent Workflows | ElevenLabs Documentation (06:12) - Introducing AgentKit | OpenAI (Oct 06 2025) (13:26) - Pay yourself first | HEY World (Oct 04 2025) (22:47) - Tiny lab-grown brains could help build the next generation of computers | TechSpot (Oct 06 2025) (26:25) - Deloitte admits AI hallucinated quotes in government report, offers partial refund | TechSpot (Oct 07 2025) (36:31) - The AI bubble is “17 times” the size of dot-com, analyst warns | MarketWatch via Morningstar (Oct 03 2025) (44:15) - Which Table Format Do LLMs Understand Best? (Results for 11 Formats) | Improving Agents (Sep 30 2025) (49:57) - Managed MCP servers for secure data agents | Snowflake Blog Talk to you soon!

Bigger and Better Worlds — World Labs https://www.worldlabs.ai/blog/bigger-better-worldsAI as teleportation — Geoffrey Litt https://www.geoffreylitt.com/2025/09/10/ai-as-teleportation.htmlIntroducing Shuttle Cobra — Shuttle https://www.shuttle.dev/blog/2025/09/18/introducing-shuttle-cobraSecrets of DeepSeek AI model revealed in landmark paper — Nature https://www.nature.com/articles/d41586-025-03015-6Alibaba's new AI chip: Key specifications comparable to H20 (Hacker News discussion) https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=45273747Vibe Shift? Senior Developers Ship nearly 2.5x more AI Code than Junior Counterparts — Fastly https://www.fastly.com/blog/senior-developers-ship-more-ai-codeAlbania appoints world’s first AI government ‘minister’ to root out corruption — Euronews https://www.euronews.com/next/2025/09/12/albania-appoints-worlds-first-ai-government-minister-to-root-out-corruptionJudge puts Anthropic’s $1.5 billion book piracy settlement on hold — The Verge https://www.theverge.com/news/775230/anthropic-piracy-class-action-lawsuit-settlement-rejectedThanks a lot for listening! ❤️(00:27) - World Labs — “Bigger and Better Worlds” (04:31) - Geoffrey Litt on “AI as Teleportation” (12:54) - Shuttle — Introducing “Cobra” (19:17) - DeepSeek R1 — peer-reviewed costs & methods (22:19) - Alibaba’s H20-class AI chip debate (28:56) - Senior developers ship ~2.5× more AI code (40:02) - Albania’s AI “minister” for public tenders (44:22) - Judge pauses Anthropic $1.5B book-piracy settlement (52:19) - ByteDance — “SeedDream 4.0” (quick note)

Nano Banana — https://blog.google/products/gemini/updated-image-editing-model/China Has a Different Vision for AI. It Might Be Smarter. — https://www.wsj.com/tech/ai/china-has-a-different-vision-for-ai-it-might-be-smarter-581f1e44 Bear is now source-available — https://herman.bearblog.dev/license/A deeper look at AI crawlers: breaking down traffic by purpose and industry — https://blog.cloudflare.com/ai-crawler-traffic-by-purpose-and-industry/Creators use AI to spark their music careers — https://apnews.com/article/artificial-intelligence-ai-music-suno-udio-551308748c84c774c3c5ecd89aa93904The rise of the AI influencer — https://www.ft.com/content/cb859409-dd3d-400d-9225-4a14d351bd20Python: The Documentary | An origin story — https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GfH4QL4VqJ0&ab_channel=CultRepo%28formerlyHoneypot%29Canaries in the Coal Mine? Six Facts about the Recent Employment Effects of Artificial Intelligence — https://digitaleconomy.stanford.edu/publications/canaries-in-the-coal-mine/Sorry, a bit of a late release due to some technical issues over at Riverside.Ow yes, and Bart finally ordered a new mic after this episode.Thanks for listening! ❤️