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Not loud. Not flashy. Not trying to kick the door in. It just shows up, sits down, and quietly tells your body to calm the hell down.In this episode, we review 5280 from Betty Wellness, a local Utah grow that came through soft, smooth, and way more interesting than the name makes it sound.The flavor starts mild with a little minty note, then settles into more of a spicy back-end as the bowl opens up. Nothing aggressive, nothing harsh, just a subtle smoke that builds into a calm, steady presence.What’s in it:Lineage: Dante’s Inferno x RS11THC: around 20%Top terpenes:• Beta-Caryophyllene• Humulene• Bisabolol• Limonene• LinaloolWhat we felt:Calm bodyClear headLight dry mouth, mostly tongueQuiet focusLess fidgetyRelaxed without feeling dumbThis one leaned indica, but not “cancel your day” indica. More like a hiking strain, yardwork strain, gym strain, or “I need to get through tasks without my body vibrating like a shopping cart wheel” kind of strain.We also get into Utah hiking weather, movie theaters being wildly overpriced, popcorn economics, streaming brain rot, instant gratification, and how comfort has somehow made all of us worse at waiting.If you’re looking for something heavy and dramatic, this probably isn’t it.But if you want a smooth, calm, functional strain that helps your body settle without making your brain useless, 5280 is a solid one.Stay curious.Keep the Mic on.Fuel the movement. Keep the conversation going.We keep a running list of tools and brands we personally enjoy and actually use.Find everything in one place here:👉 https://cannabisschool.org/productsOnly what we’d use ourselves. No fluff. Just the good stuff.Got thoughts or questions?Drop us a line, we actually read them.Subscribe on YouTube for smart content with zero judgment, one episode at a time.Stay ConnectedWebsite: https://cannabisschool.orgInstagram: @cannabisschoolpodcastFacebook: Cannabis SchoolTikTok: @cannabisschoolEpisode Music CreditsPsalm Trees, James Berkeley – Ah YeahFeedSpot Top 100 Cannabis TikTok Influencers

First Class Funk is a weird one in the best way.This strain had that yin and yang thing going on hard. Body felt heavy, relaxed, and calm, while the head stayed clear, present, and ready to talk. Not sleepy. Not foggy. Just balanced in a way that really stood out.And the flavor makes total sense when you look at what usually shows up in this strain. First Class Funk commonly leans on limonene, caryophyllene, and pinene, so you get that funky, peppery, earthy, slightly bright punch right up front. That GMO and Jet Fuel Gelato background definitely shows up here too. What we liked most was how present it felt. Shoulders dropped, body chilled out, but the mind didn’t shut off. It felt grounded without getting dull. Bigger hits came in a little hot on the throat, but once it settled, it was super nice.This feels like a great strain for a walk, the gym, hanging out, or just taking the edge off without getting flattened.If you want something that relaxes the body without turning your brain off, First Class Funk is worth checking out.Keep the Mic on.Fuel the movement. Keep the conversation going.We keep a running list of tools and brands we personally enjoy and actually use.Find everything in one place here:👉 https://cannabisschool.org/productsOnly what we’d use ourselves. No fluff. Just the good stuff.Got thoughts or questions?Drop us a line, we actually read them.Subscribe on YouTube for smart content with zero judgment, one episode at a time.Stay ConnectedWebsite: https://cannabisschool.orgInstagram: @cannabisschoolpodcastFacebook: Cannabis SchoolTikTok: @cannabisschoolEpisode Music CreditsPsalm Trees, James Berkeley – Ah YeahFeedSpot Top 100 Cannabis TikTok Influencers

San Fernando Valley OG is one of those strains that doesn’t rush you… it settles you.Smooth inhale, calm head, relaxed body, then out of nowhere you realize you’ve melted into the chair a little more than planned.In this episode, we break down San Fernando Valley OG from Fire Star and how it actually shows up in real life, not just on paper. The flavor leans sour, earthy, a little cheesy on the back end, and surprisingly solid for older flower.What’s driving that experience:Terpenes you’ll usually see:• Myrcene – that heavy, body-relax feel• Caryophyllene – adds a little spice, helps take the edge off stress• Limonene – keeps your head from going fully foggy• Linalool – soft, calming, slightly floral layerThis combo is why it feels balanced at first… but if you keep going, it leans more into that relaxed, almost sleepy zone.Cannabinoids (typical range):• THC: ~18–24%• CBD: usually very low, often <1%• CBN: [Inference] may be slightly elevated in older flower, which can add to that sleepy, slower feelSo even if the THC doesn’t look crazy, the experience stacks differently because of how everything works together.What we actually felt from it:Calm, steady headRelaxed body without instant knockoutSlow creeper onsetClear at first, heavier if you keep goingThis isn’t a “go conquer the world” strain.It’s more like… finish what you’re doing, then chill.We also get into dry herb vapes vs joints, why hand-rolled still wins for flavor early on, kombucha experiments, and the reality of 4/20 deals, good for your stash, rough on your wallet.If you like something that lets you stay present but takes the edge off your body, San Fernando Valley OG does that really well.Stay curious.Keep the Mic on.Fuel the movement. Keep the conversation going.We keep a running list of tools and brands we personally enjoy and actually use.Find everything in one place here:👉 https://cannabisschool.org/productsOnly what we’d use ourselves. No fluff. Just the good stuff.Got thoughts or questions?Drop us a line, we actually read them.Subscribe on YouTube for smart content with zero judgment, one episode at a time.Stay ConnectedWebsite: https://cannabisschool.orgInstagram: @cannabisschoolpodcastFacebook: Cannabis SchoolTikTok: @cannabisschoolEpisode Music CreditsPsalm Trees, James Berkeley – Ah YeahFeedSpot Top 100 Cannabis TikTok Influencers

This episode started with some love for the Bomb rig and turned into one of those conversations that reminds you this plant is way more than a label.We’re talking about Jaeger, and this one caught us off guard in the best way.Not in a jittery, over-the-top, too-much kind of way.More like clear, awake, social, and lightly lifted.Jaeger brought that focused, present kind of energy where you feel like doing something, but without the chest tension, racing energy, or weird edge people usually assume comes with certain strain labels. It felt mellow, functional, thoughtful, and honestly just really enjoyable.That’s what made this episode fun.Because once we got into how Jaeger actually felt, it turned into a bigger conversation about how many people still judge cannabis based on old labels, old stigma, and one bad experience they had years ago.We talk about why terpene profiles matter more than lazy indica vs. sativa assumptions, why dose matters more than people think, and how understanding your own response can completely change your relationship with cannabis.And then, because this is us, the conversation drifts into all the things cannabis tends to open up when you actually pay attention.Stigma.Judgment.Alcohol.Emotions.Connection.Why some people feel more open, more reflective, and more like themselves when they use cannabis intentionally.We also get into something real here, how cannabis can help people slow down enough to actually feel what they’re feeling instead of just stuffing it down or checking out. Not in a miracle-cure kind of way. Just in a “maybe I can sit with this, understand it, and move through it” kind of way.Jaeger ended up feeling like one of those strains that helps you loosen your grip a little. Not foggy. Not couchlocked. Not chaotic. Just good. Social. Grounded. Easy to enjoy.If you’ve written off certain strains because of labels alone, this episode might change how you think about that.And if you’ve ever felt like cannabis helped you feel more open, less judgmental, or more okay being yourself, yeah, we go there too.Strain: JaegerFormat: ConcentrateVibe: Clear, social, reflective, mellow liftBest fit: Daytime, conversations, being productive, getting out of your own wayHeads up: Start low and go slow if you’re newer, because too much may feel a little spaceyThis one’s for the people who want to feel better without feeling out of it.Keep the Mic on.Fuel the movement. Keep the conversation going.We keep a running list of tools and brands we personally enjoy and actually use.Find everything in one place here:👉 https://cannabisschool.org/productsOnly what we’d use ourselves. No fluff. Just the good stuff.Got thoughts or questions?Drop us a line, we actually read them.Subscribe on YouTube for smart content with zero judgment, one episode at a time.Stay ConnectedWebsite: https://cannabisschool.orgInstagram: @cannabisschoolpodcastFacebook: Cannabis SchoolTikTok: @cannabisschoolEpisode Music CreditsPsalm Trees, James Berkeley – Ah YeahFeedSpot Top 100 Cannabis TikTok Influencers

This one started with a discount eighth and a little suspicion.Bachelor Party by Black Sheep was harvested back in December 2024, so yeah, this was definitely older flower. Usually that’s where expectations start dropping. Dry bud, muted flavor, weaker effects, all the usual red flags. But this one ended up doing something way more interesting. It held up.What kicked this episode off was simple, Jesse grabbed it on sale for $22 an eighth, and we figured we’d see if this older batch was still worth the smoke. Turns out, Bachelor Party had a lot more going on than expected.The flavor came through sweet, a little strange, and honestly kind of unique. There was a terpene in this one we don’t usually see, fenchyl alcohol, which sent us down a rabbit hole about aroma, uncommon terpene profiles, and why some strains hit different in ways you can’t always predict from the label alone.But the real surprise was the effect.This wasn’t one of those strains that punches you in the face right away. It had a slower onset, but once it settled in, it brought this really clear, relaxed, steady headspace. Not heavy in a dumb way. Not racy. Not foggy. Just calm, functional, and easy to ride with. Jesse talked about it knocking him out at night without even realizing it, while I ended up seeing it as something I’d use during the day, for work, hiking, or just hanging out.That’s kind of what made Bachelor Party stand out. It felt flexible. If you’re already tired, it can lean bedtime. If you’re up and moving, it seems to move with you. Clear-headed, mellow, and surprisingly useful.This episode also turned into one of those classic Cannabis School detours, where a strain review becomes a bigger conversation about perception, gratitude, anxiety, relationships, belief, internal dialogue, and how much your mindset shapes your experience. So yeah, this one covers flower, but it also goes way past flower.Bottom line, Bachelor Party was way better than either of us expected, especially for year-old bud. Dry? Yeah, probably. But still flavorful, still effective, and honestly a really solid pickup.If you can find a fresher batch, even better. But based on this one alone, Bachelor Party is worth paying attention to.Strain: Bachelor PartyBrand: Black SheepParent company discussed: Standard WellnessTop terpenes discussed: beta-caryophyllene, limonene, humulene, fenchyl alcoholNotable cannabinoids mentioned: CBC, CBGOverall vibe: clear-headed, calm, flexible, lightly relaxingBest fit from this episode: daytime, work, hiking, hanging out, or winding down if you’re already tiredThis episode is for anyone who’s ever looked at an old jar on sale and thought, “there’s no way this is still good.”Turns out, sometimes the cheap old weed still has a few things to say.Keep the Mic on.Fuel the movement. Keep the conversation going.We keep a running list of tools and brands we personally enjoy and actually use.Find everything in one place here:👉 https://cannabisschool.org/productsOnly what we’d use ourselves. No fluff. Just the good stuff.Got thoughts or questions?Drop us a line, we actually read them.Subscribe on YouTube for smart content with zero judgment, one episode at a time.Stay ConnectedWebsite: https://cannabisschool.orgInstagram: @cannabisschoolpodcastFacebook: Cannabis SchoolTikTok: @cannabisschoolEpisode Music CreditsPsalm Trees, James Berkeley – Ah YeahFeedSpot Top 100 Cannabis TikTok Influencers

This episode turned into exactly what Sour OG does best, a real conversation.Not scattered. Not stuck. Just clear, relaxed, and actually present.Sour OG sits right in that middle lane. You feel it in your body, but your head stays online. It’s the kind of strain you smoke when you want to talk something out, get into a flow state, or just be a better version of yourself for a couple hours.We felt relaxed, happy, and weirdly productive. Not couch-locked, not racing, just steady.This is a “go do something” strain. Go outside, go think, go connect.What we talk aboutHow Sour OG feels in the body vs the headWhy this one works for conversations and focusThat floaty, chest-centered calm without losing clarityWhy it leans more social and productive than heavyWhere it fits for work, creativity, and getting outsideLineage:Sour Diesel x OG KushTerpenes:LimoneneMyrceneBeta-caryophylleneCannabinoids:THC-dominantMinor cannabinoids can include CBG and trace CBCFlavor & Aroma:DieselEarthySour citrusPineGassy with a smooth kush finishEffects (what you’ll actually feelRelaxed without slowing downClear-headed and focusedTalkative and socialLight euphoriaThat “floaty but functional” feelingKeep the Mic on.Fuel the movement. Keep the conversation going.We keep a running list of tools and brands we personally enjoy and actually use.Find everything in one place here:👉 https://cannabisschool.org/productsOnly what we’d use ourselves. No fluff. Just the good stuff.Got thoughts or questions?Drop us a line, we actually read them.Subscribe on YouTube for smart content with zero judgment, one episode at a time.Stay ConnectedWebsite: https://cannabisschool.orgInstagram: @cannabisschoolpodcastFacebook: Cannabis SchoolTikTok: @cannabisschoolEpisode Music CreditsPsalm Trees, James Berkeley – Ah YeahFeedSpot Top 100 Cannabis TikTok Influencers

We sat down with Zkittles from Buzz here in Utah… and ended up doing what this strain does best, getting lost in a real conversation.Not scatterbrained.Not couch-locked.Just dialed in.This one sits in that rare middle ground. You feel relaxed, but your mind is still sharp. You can follow a thought, stay present, and actually enjoy where the conversation goes instead of forgetting what you were saying halfway through.Honestly, it felt like calm and clarity at the same time.What It Feels LikeThis is one of those strains that is tough to label cleanly.You get:A little energyA little body calmA little mood liftA lot of mental clarityIt is not overwhelming in any direction, which is exactly why it works so well.Great for hanging out, catching up, or even talking through real stuff without getting foggy.Flavor + SmellLeans fruity right away. We picked up grapefruit with a sweet citrus edge.Not fake candy sweet, more natural fruit with a little funk behind it.Terpenes (from what we saw at Buzz)Beta-caryophyllene up frontHumuleneLinaloolLimoneneMyrceneThat combo explains a lot of the balanced feel. Calm body, clear head.LineageWhat we saw tied this one to:Grape ApeGrapefruitLike always, strain names can vary depending on who grew it, but that’s the general lane.The ExperienceThis was one of those sessions where time just kind of disappears because you are actually engaged.We went from joking around to real conversations without that weird mental drop-off.It is introspective, but not heavy.Focused, but not intense.Relaxed, but not sleepy.Honestly, this would be a great “talk it out” strain.Quick TakeGood for:ConversationChilling without checking outThinking clearlyLate afternoon or eveningNot ideal if you just want to be knocked out or completely shut your brain off.Final ThoughtZkittles from Buzz is one of those strains that reminds you cannabis does not always have to hit hard to be good.Sometimes it just needs to help you be a little more present.If you are in Utah, this one is worth trying.Let us know what you’re smoking on and what we should try next.Keep the Mic on.Fuel the movement. Keep the conversation going.We keep a running list of tools and brands we personally enjoy and actually use.Find everything in one place here:👉 https://cannabisschool.org/productsOnly what we’d use ourselves. No fluff. Just the good stuff.Got thoughts or questions?Drop us a line, we actually read them.Subscribe on YouTube for smart content with zero judgment, one episode at a time.Stay ConnectedWebsite: https://cannabisschool.orgInstagram: @cannabisschoolpodcastFacebook: Cannabis SchoolTikTok: @cannabisschoolEpisode Music CreditsPsalm Trees, James Berkeley – Ah YeahFeedSpot Top 100 Cannabis TikTok Influencers

What actually makes a strain feel “balanced” instead of just strong?In this episode, we break down Black Triangle, a strain that hits that rare middle ground. You feel it in your body, but your head stays clear. Relaxed without being stuck. Calm without checking out.This is one of those strains that challenges the idea that higher THC automatically means a better experience. Because this one proves it doesn’t.What We Talk About:• Why Black Triangle feels like a true 50/50 hybrid, not just labeled that way• The difference between feeling “high” vs feeling good• How limonene and other terpenes shape the experience more than THC alone• Why this strain makes you more talkative instead of shutting you down• The surprising gap between THC percentage and actual effect• Vaporizer differences and how they impact what you feel• Why some devices hit harder even at the same temperature• A real-world test of how much is “too much” and what that actually feels likeThe Experience (Simple Version):Black Triangle is one of those strains where:• Your body loosens up• Your mind stays sharp• Conversations get easier• You feel present, not spaced outIt is not a couch-lock strain.It is not a jittery head high either.It sits right in the middle and does it well.What Stands Out:The terpene profile matters here.Limonene leads, which likely explains why this feels elevated without anxiety. Then you have support from other cannabinoids like CBD and THCV, which may be helping smooth things out.[Inference] Based on known terpene behavior, this combination leans toward mood support and clarity, not sedation.Who This Is For:• New consumers who want something balanced• Daily users who want to stay functional• Anyone who wants to feel good without feeling goneWhat We’d Skip or Question:There is a moment in this episode where a topical balm is said to cause a strong psychoactive effect.That is not how topicals are generally understood to work.Topicals typically do not enter the bloodstream in a way that causes a full-body high.[Unverified] That experience is anecdotal and likely influenced by other variables, not just the topical itself.Final Take:This is a reminder that cannabis is not about chasing the highest number.It is about how it feels.Black Triangle delivers a calm, clear, social experience that a lot of people are actually looking for but do not know how to describe.Rating: 8/10One of the better balanced hybrids we have had.If you want a strain that helps you stay in the moment without dragging you down or spinning you out, this is one worth trying.Keep the Mic on.Fuel the movement. Keep the conversation going.We keep a running list of tools and brands we personally enjoy and actually use.Find everything in one place here:👉 https://cannabisschool.org/productsOnly what we’d use ourselves. No fluff. Just the good stuff.Got thoughts or questions?Drop us a line, we actually read them.Subscribe on YouTube for smart content with zero judgment, one episode at a time.Stay ConnectedWebsite: https://cannabisschool.orgInstagram: @cannabisschoolpodcastFacebook: Cannabis SchoolTikTok: @cannabisschoolEpisode Music CreditsPsalm Trees, James Berkeley – Ah YeahFeedSpot Top 100 Cannabis TikTok Influencers

Not all gassy strains come in hot and punch you in the throat.This week on Cannabis School, we break down E85 from Buzz, a gas-forward flower that is way smoother and more balanced than the name might make you think. No, it does not hit like the worst gas station decision you could make for your car. This one is actually pretty damn nice.Using the Storz & Bickel Volcano, we found E85 to be smooth, mild on flavor, and surprisingly easy to enjoy for a gas strain. The aroma leans gassy, but it is not an over-the-top diesel bomb. The flavor stays pretty mellow, and the whole ride feels more polished than harsh.Where this strain really starts to stand out is in the cannabinoid and terpene profile.Top Terpenes:LimoneneBeta-CaryophylleneLinaloolAlpha-PineneBeta-PineneNotable Cannabinoids:CBGA: 10.2 mg/gCBG: 1 mg/gCBD: 0.9 mg/gThat combo matters.Higher CBG and CBGA levels can be especially interesting for people looking at cannabis for daytime pain support, especially in colder months when joints start acting like they are collecting rent. This episode gets into exactly that, how certain strains can help with pain without dropping you on the couch, and why those minor cannabinoids deserve a lot more attention than they usually get.We also get into topicals, homemade balm, tinctures, dabs, vaporizing, and why finding the right cannabis protocol is about way more than just smoking flower and hoping for the best.What We Talk About in This Episode:Buzz E85 and why it is smoother than most gas strainsWhy limonene, caryophyllene, linalool, and pinene make this one interestingHow CBG and CBGA can matter for daytime pain reliefWhy winter makes aches and inflammation hit differentHomemade cannabis balm and the very real impact topicals can haveWhy vaporizing can completely change the experience of a strainThe role of set, setting, and conversation in how a strain landsWhy some strains hit better solo and others shine sociallyConcentrates, tinctures, and dialing in cannabis beyond just flowerUtah cannabis laws and the weirdness around flower, flame, and enforcementHow E85 Felt for Us:This one came across as:EnergeticHappyCreativeFocusedChattySocialSmoothIt has enough lift to keep you engaged, enough calm to stay comfortable, and enough clarity that it feels useful instead of foggy. That makes it a really solid option for a Saturday strain, a social strain, or even a daytime work strain depending on what you are doing.It is not sleepy.It is not heavy.It is not one of those gas strains that makes you regret the inhale.It is just smooth, functional, and easy to like.Best Fit For:Daytime useSocial hangsSaturday errands and projectsCreative sessionsPeople looking for a smoother gas strainConsumers curious about CBG-rich flowerThings to Note:Heavy cottonmouth showed upSlight dry eyesSmooth vapor, very little coughingMild gas flavor, not overpoweringE85 from Buzz is one of those strains that reminds you why looking past THC percentage and into terpenes and cannabinoids actually matters. It is smooth, chatty, mood-lifting, and has enough pain-support potential to make it especially interesting for daytime consumers.Keep the Mic on.Fuel the movement. Keep the conversation going.We keep a running list of tools and brands we personally enjoy and actually use.Find everything in one place here:👉 https://cannabisschool.org/productsOnly what we’d use ourselves. No fluff. Just the good stuff.Got thoughts or questions?Drop us a line, we actually read them.Subscribe on YouTube for smart content with zero judgment, one episode at a time.Stay ConnectedWebsite: https://cannabisschool.orgInstagram: @cannabisschoolpodcastFacebook: Cannabis SchoolTikTok: @cannabisschoolEpisode Music CreditsPsalm Trees, James Berkeley – Ah YeahFeedSpot Top 100 Cannabis TikTok Influencers

This week on Cannabis School, we break down Stink by Dragonfly Wellness, a 30% THC Utah medical cannabis flower that hits harder in the lungs than you expect and slower in the head than you think.We cover the cure, dryness level, aroma, and terpene profile, including limonene, beta-caryophyllene, and beta-pinene, and how that combination translates into a peppery, fuel-forward inhale. Big hits will check your ego. Smaller pulls are the move.The onset is slow. Then it builds.Stink lands in a weird middle space. Not sleepy. Not productive. Not locked in. It’s a heady, floaty high with tension in the shoulders and jaw, a subtle spine awareness, and a reflective mental state that makes deep focus hard but self-awareness stronger.This is not your “clean the house” strain.Not your “crush emails” strain.Not your “party with friends” strain.This feels more like:• A solo hike strain• A grounding, barefoot-in-the-yard strain• A disconnect-from-your-phone strain• A slow down to speed up strainWe also talk about how THC percentage does not automatically equal stronger effects, why 18% strains can sometimes outperform 30% flower, and how terpene structure matters more than raw numbers.If you’re searching for:Dragonfly Wellness strain reviewsStink strain reviewUtah medical cannabis flower30% THC cannabis effectsHigh THC heady strainsThis episode gives you the honest breakdown, not hype.As always, start low, know your body, and pay attention to how your endocannabinoid system responds.Keep the Mic on.Fuel the movement. Keep the conversation going.We keep a running list of tools and brands we personally enjoy and actually use.Find everything in one place here:👉 https://cannabisschool.org/productsOnly what we’d use ourselves. No fluff. Just the good stuff.Got thoughts or questions?Drop us a line, we actually read them.Subscribe on YouTube for smart content with zero judgment, one episode at a time.Stay ConnectedWebsite: https://cannabisschool.orgInstagram: @cannabisschoolpodcastFacebook: Cannabis SchoolTikTok: @cannabisschoolEpisode Music CreditsPsalm Trees, James Berkeley – Ah YeahFeedSpot Top 100 Cannabis TikTok Influencers

In this Cannabis School strain episode, we review John Truffolta from Dragonfly Wellness, vaporized through the Volcano Hybrid, and break it down the way we always do: genetics, cannabinoids, terpenes, effects, and overall value.GENETICSGelato x Truffle Cake S1 #5 x Blueberry SugarThat lineage suggests sweet, dessert-style flavor with hybrid balance and a slight sativa lean depending on dose.CANNABINOIDSThis batch tested around 26% THC. For Dragonfly, that’s actually on the lower end of what they usually carry.CBD was very low.Minor cannabinoids present in small amounts.Translation: THC-forward. Dose absolutely matters.TERPENESDominant terpenes on this batch:CaryophylleneLimoneneHumuleneCaryophyllene explains the peppery bite and mild body relief.Limonene contributes to the subtle uplift.Humulene brings earthy sharpness.Even with humulene present, this one absolutely triggered munchies for us.APPEARANCE + FLAVORBag appeal was strong. Dense nugs, heavy trichomes, sweet candy notes with a sharp, peppery finish.The issue was dryness.Harvest date was September, with packaging and testing months later. By the time we picked it up, it was noticeably dry. That impacts flavor, vapor quality, and smoothness. Dry flower cooks faster and can feel harsher.EFFECTSAdvertised as happy, focused, relaxed.Our experience:Mild mental liftSubtle body easeLight pressure behind the eyesVery manageable for beginnersNoticeable munchiesNot overwhelming.Not deeply sedating.Not intensely euphoric.This is a “Stayin’ Alive” strain. Functional. Social. Easy to smoke all weekend.PAIN + FUNCTIONFor mild shoulder and back tension, it took the edge off without knocking us out. Gaming felt smooth. Social interaction felt easy. Mental noise quieted without fog.RATINGSBrandon: 3 out of 5Jesse: 3 out of 5Would we smoke it again? Yes.Would we pay full price? Probably not. Better value on sale.WHO IT’S FORNewer patientsDaytime useMild painSocial settingsAnyone who wants subtle over intenseWHO MIGHT SKIP ITHigh tolerance users chasing heavy euphoriaPeople expecting strong body sedationAnyone sensitive to dry, harsher flowerAs always, strain names are marketing. Chemistry plus dose equals experience. Always check your batch label. Always start lower than you think.Keep the Mic on.Fuel the movement. Keep the conversation going.We keep a running list of tools and brands we personally enjoy and actually use.Find everything in one place here:👉 https://cannabisschool.org/productsOnly what we’d use ourselves. No fluff. Just the good stuff.Got thoughts or questions?Drop us a line, we actually read them.Subscribe on YouTube for smart content with zero judgment, one episode at a time.Stay ConnectedWebsite: https://cannabisschool.orgInstagram: @cannabisschoolpodcastFacebook: Cannabis SchoolTikTok: @cannabisschoolEpisode Music CreditsPsalm Trees, James Berkeley – Ah YeahFeedSpot Top 100 Cannabis TikTok Influencers

What is Pure Michigan actually built to do?Pure Michigan is not a “wake up and conquer the world” strain. It’s usually a heavy hybrid that leans indica in feel, built more for depth than sparkle.This cultivar is commonly bred from Oreoz x Mendo Breath, which already tells you something. Both parents are known for dense structure, rich flavor, and body-forward effects.From Beehive Farmacy, batch specifics always matter, so check your label. But here’s what Pure Michigan typically looks like chemically.• THC often in the high teens to mid 20 percent range• Very low CBD• Minor cannabinoids like CBG sometimes present in small amountsTranslation: this is THC dominant. If your tolerance is low, it can get heavy fast. This is not a microdose-first strain unless you intentionally keep it that way.Common dominant terpenes in Pure Michigan:• Caryophyllene• Myrcene• LimoneneCaryophyllene is the spicy, peppery terpene that also interacts with CB2 receptors, often associated with body relief.Myrcene leans sedating in higher concentrations.Limonene can add a slight mood lift or brightness.When myrcene and caryophyllene sit high together, you usually get that “deep exhale” body experience. Muscles loosen. Thoughts slow. The edges soften.Not guaranteed. But that’s the tendency.At moderate doses:• Strong body relaxation• Slower mental pace• Warm, heavy calm• Possible couch gravityAt higher doses:• Sleep pressure• Brain fog• Hard pivot into “I’m done for the night”This is typically not a strain people use for high productivity. It leans evening. Recovery. Decompression.Who is this for:• People looking to wind down• Evening use• Body tension• High stress daysWho should be cautious:• Anyone sensitive to sedation• Anyone needing mental sharpness• New consumers jumping straight into large dosesThe real takeaway here is this: Pure Michigan is more about weight than sparkle. If you’re chasing heavy body calm, it usually delivers. If you’re chasing clarity and energy, this probably isn’t your lane.And like we always say, strain names are branding. The batch chemistry is the truth. Always read the COA. Always start lower than you think.Utah cannabis makes more sense when you stop chasing names and start reading numbers.Keep the Mic on.Fuel the movement. Keep the conversation going.We keep a running list of tools and brands we personally enjoy and actually use.Find everything in one place here:👉 https://cannabisschool.org/productsOnly what we’d use ourselves. No fluff. Just the good stuff.Got thoughts or questions?Drop us a line, we actually read them.Subscribe on YouTube for smart content with zero judgment, one episode at a time.Stay ConnectedWebsite: https://cannabisschool.orgInstagram: @cannabisschoolpodcastFacebook: Cannabis SchoolTikTok: @cannabisschoolEpisode Music CreditsPsalm Trees, James Berkeley – Ah YeahFeedSpot Top 100 Cannabis TikTok Influencers

In this Utah strain review, we sit down with Cap Junky from Dragonfly and do what we always do, slow it down, smell it, smoke it, question it, and talk honestly about how it actually feels.Cap Junky is a hybrid made from Alien Cookies and Kush Mints, and on paper it looks intense. High THC, loud genetics, and numbers that usually scare people off. What surprised us is how smooth and controlled the experience actually was.We talk about the dryness a lot of Utah flower picks up in winter, how packaging dates matter more than strain hype, and why climate plays a bigger role than most people realize. We also compare Dragonfly flower to Beehive’s bud straight out of the bag and break down why “sticky” isn’t the same thing as “good.”The high itself is mostly heady and light, not overpowering, no chest tightness, no racing heart, no panic. A big part of that comes down to terpenes like limonene and a noticeable amount of CBG, which helps mellow the ride and smooth out the edges of a higher THC strain.We also get into why THC percentage alone is a bad buying strategy, how terpene profiles tell you more about how a strain will feel, and why some high THC flower can feel calmer than lower percentage options.This episode is part strain review, part Utah cannabis reality check, and part reminder that intent matters more than numbers.Strain notesHybridHigh THC, smooth experienceHead-focused, light body feelNoticeable limonene and CBGCalm, controlled, and surprisingly chillIf you’re in Utah and you’ve tried Cap Junky, or if you’ve had wildly different experiences with the same strain depending on brand or batch, let us know. These conversations matter more than marketing labels.Keep the Mic on.Fuel the movement. Keep the conversation going.We keep a running list of tools and brands we personally enjoy and actually use.Find everything in one place here:👉 https://cannabisschool.orgOnly what we’d use ourselves. No fluff. Just the good stuff.Got thoughts or questions?Drop us a line, we actually read them.Subscribe on YouTube for smart content with zero judgment, one episode at a time.Stay ConnectedWebsite: https://cannabisschool.orgInstagram: @cannabisschoolpodcastFacebook: Cannabis SchoolTikTok: @cannabisschoolEpisode Music CreditsPsalm Trees, James Berkeley – Ah YeahFeedSpot Top 100 Cannabis TikTok Influencers