War of the Whelks - Part One

About this episode

The episode explores the high-pressure business of whelk selling on a seaside promenade through a comedic narrative.

How much do you really know about the high-pressure business of whelk selling on a seaside promenade? Whatever your answer might be, things are all about to change…   Written, performed, produced, directed, and edited by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. Social media management by Laurie Stone. Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Find us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast   Geoff the Baker does not do seafood. Not even fishcakes. Cat Noir is a character based, fully scored, British comedy series trapped within a podcast. Every fortnight, follow the fortunes or misfortunes of an ever growing cast of characters played by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. There will be action, adventure, drama, high and low stakes with huge doses of comedy. Where the silly and absurd sit side by side in the shade. #BritishComedy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

People in this episode

Hosts: Kevin Chilvers, Matt Sanders

Topics covered

• comedy
• drama
• fiction
• business
• seafood
• characters

Keywords

• whelk selling
• comedy
• British comedy
• seaside
• characters
• drama
• podcast

Mentioned in this episode

Organizations: Acast

Books & works: Cat Noir

Places: seaside promenade

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