War of the Whelks - Part Two

About this episode

In this episode, the struggle of a whelk seller against rising competition unfolds on the promenade.

The whelk selling industry might be booming, but can a single humble whelk seller maintain monopoly against a rising sea of competitive business? Join us back on the promenade to find out.   Written, performed, produced, directed, and edited by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com - Find us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast   Geoff the Baker wishes to clarify that although he does not do fishcakes, he will bake cakes for fish if required. Sorry for any confusion. Cat Noir is a character based, fully scored, British comedy series trapped within a podcast. Every fortnight, follow the fortunes or misfortunes of an ever growing cast of characters played by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. There will be action, adventure, drama, high and low stakes with huge doses of comedy. Where the silly and absurd sit side by side in the shade. #BritishComedy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

People in this episode

Hosts: Kevin Chilvers, Matt Sanders

Topics covered

• comedy
• drama
• fiction
• business competition
• character-based storytelling

Keywords

• whelk selling
• British comedy
• podcast
• character-based
• sound effects

Mentioned in this episode

Organizations: Cat Noir, Acast, www.zapsplat.com

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