City Dads

This week on City Dads, the guys dive deep into another rollercoaster week of St. Louis City SC soccer — from blown leads and questionable ref calls to roster frustrations and flashes of brilliance that keep us hanging on. We talk about what’s broken, what gives us hope, and why being a City fan feels like living in Groundhog Day.But it’s not all soccer — we go off the rails with stories about flea markets, Facebook Marketplace treasures, self-tanner scams in the Old West, coaching kids’ soccer, and even “Hooters Church.” Plus, we roast movie reboots (Happy Gilmore 2, anyone?), debate childhood sports heroes, and uncover why short shorts might mean you’re hiding something.Whether you’re a St. Louis sports fan, an MLS diehard, or just here for the laughs, this episode delivers comedy, chaos, and plenty of hot takes.👉 Don’t forget to like, comment, and subscribe for more weekly episodes!Timestamps:0:00 – Intro & small town sports stores6:15 – St. Louis City SC heartbreak & roster issues20:40 – Coaching kids’ soccer chaos34:50 – Flea market finds & Facebook Marketplace44:10 – The curse of movie reboots55:30 – Hooters Church & weird Florida stories1:05:20 – Childhood sports heroes1:15:00 – Coaching woes & short shorts1:25:00 – Closing thoughts & what’s next#StLouisCitySC #MLS #SoccerPodcast #StLouisSports #ComedyPodcast #SportsComedy #MovieReboots #FleaMarketFinds #HootersChurch Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome back to another episode of our comedy soccer podcast! In this week’s episode, we dive into everything from St. Louis City SC’s struggles in MLS, late-game collapses, questionable coaching decisions, and why this team just can’t seem to finish strong. ⚽But it’s not all soccer — we also get into hilarious side tangents about:Marshmallows, Twinkies, and the fine line between a cheeseburger and a “salad” 🍔🥗Weird camping food hacks (yes, Twinkies in coffee 🤯)Dial-up internet, fantasy baseball, and AOL finally dying in 2025 💻📞Strip club economics, Teen Mom nostalgia, and why McDonald’s snack wraps aren’t what they used to be 🍟Parenting struggles, poverty meals, and why ramen is still undefeated 🍜Whether you’re a parent who needs a laugh, a soccer fan frustrated with your team, or just love comedy that doesn’t pull any punches, this episode’s got you covered.👉 Don’t forget to like, comment, and subscribe for more weekly episodes filled with soccer takes, parenting humor, and plenty of laughs.#SoccerPodcast #ComedyPodcast #ParentingHumor #MLS #StLouisCitySC #SoccerComedy #SoccerParents #SportsComedy #DadHumor #FunnyPodcast #SoccerFans #SoccerTalk #SoccerLife #PodcastClips #SoccerCommunity Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

From Bronosaurus foreplay in Jurassic Park to breaking down the latest win, we’re kicking off Episode 18 with equal parts soccer talk and dad-level chaos. If you’re a fan of the beautiful game, questionable parenting stories, and the occasional inappropriate laugh — you’re in the right place.In this episode, we cover:Jurassic Park’s “what did I just watch?” moments 🦖Recapping the big win and standout playersDad life: coaching youth soccer without losing your mindRanking small-town hotness levels (yes, really)Water park trips, photobombing strangers, and surviving kid tantrumsWhy grape jelly is poor people food 🍇😂Whether you’re here for the match analysis or the mayhem, we’re delivering soccer banter with a side of unfiltered comedy.📅 New episodes every week — perfect for your commute, halftime break, or hiding from the kids in the garage.https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLM5Zk35Ue4h-Lzuja1xuFPBOsIGli3tgL&si=A7Rnrc3DBKv-TcZBListen, laugh, and join the squad!👍 Like the video💬 Drop your favorite (or worst) dad soccer story in the comments🔔 Subscribe so you never miss the chaosTimestamps:0:00 Dino disasters & Jurassic Park roast9:42 Breaking down the big win18:55 Coaching kids soccer without losing it30:12 Water park adventures & small-town rankings42:35 Food crimes: peanut butter & butter sandwichesHashtags:#SoccerPodcast #MLS #DadLife #ComedyPodcast #SoccerDads #MatchRecap #FunnyPodcast #JurassicPark #ParentingFails #SoccerFans Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We're tired of the rambling. So here's "The Dads Talk Soccer". Where they actually try to talk about the match. Emphasis on try.It's Cory Smith, Ryan Ballard, and Brent Callahan. It's City Dads. Let's pretend they know ball. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We're tired of the rambling. So here's "The Dads Talk Soccer". Where they actually try to talk about the match. Emphasis on try.It's Cory Smith, Ryan Ballard, and Brent Callahan. It's City Dads. Let's pretend they know ball. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We're tired of the rambling. So here's "The Dads Talk Soccer". Where they actually try to talk about the match. Emphasis on try.It's Cory Smith, Ryan Ballard, and Brent Callahan. It's City Dads. Let's pretend they know ball. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We're tired of the rambling. So here's "The Dads Talk Soccer". Where they actually try to talk about the match. Emphasis on try.It's Cory Smith, Ryan Ballard, and Brent Callahan. It's City Dads. Let's pretend they know ball. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.