Match Day Meet Cutes

About this episode

The episode features chaotic discussions on various humorous topics including soccer, camping disasters, and the absurdity of hot dog consumption.

From dental hygienist confessions to the Porn Olympics, hot dog math, and why yelling at athletes doesn’t make you funny — this week’s episode is pure chaos in the best way. The dads are back in the basement talking St. Louis City SC soccer, camping disasters, weird fan encounters, Reddit rabbit holes, and whether hot dogs count as protein. Along the way we debate: 🦷 Flossing vs. floss picks (and dental OnlyFans??) 🥇 The invention of the Porn Olympics 🌭 How many hot dogs a year is “normal” ⚽ St. Louis City’s red card disaster & why we’re still suffering 📚 Should we take the GED as a bet? 🎉 Creepy stadium fans, nachos, and accidental meat-cutes It’s another episode of unfiltered comedy, NSFW stories, and the kind of conversations only dads (and degenerates) would have. 👉 If you like dark humor, soccer rants, and chaotic dad energy — hit subscribe and join us every week. Timestamps: 00:00 – Flossing is a scam 07:40 – Dental hygienist OnlyFans?? 15:10 – The Porn Olympics pitch 27:30 – Hot dog math & protein lies 39:55 – City SC’s red card disaster 58:20 – Camping, megaphones & murder thoughts 1:15:45 – Creepy stadium fans & nachos 1:30:00 – Should we take the…

People in this episode

Host: City Dads

Topics covered

• soccer
• comedy
• dad life
• hot dogs
• camping
• fan encounters
• humor

Keywords

• soccer
• hot dogs
• comedy
• dads
• camping
• humor
• fan encounters

Mentioned in this episode

Organizations: St. Louis City SC

Places: St. Louis

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